Piss Drinking Academy

[Simi]

Hello all, Many of you have seen me be a golden slut and piggy over the years, I often get requests from people asking me to help train them to drink piss, building up a tolerance etc. As a result I decided it's time I made a series of tasks to help all aspiring piss drinkers/urinals out there begin to drink piss easier and get over your initial hesitations.

If you have any simple golden drinking tasks feel free to send it to me in a PM or add it to the thread for people to read, we can eventually build up a nice collection of drinking tasks for everyone from the novice to the certified urinals of Get Dare. Especially for some harder tasks which are still safe for people to challenge themselves with.

I am posting this to teach people who want to learn to drink piss better, you need to want to do it, I am not going to “punish” those who wimp out of a task etc. These are all small tasks that should be doable. If you can't do one of the tasks (and not due to a lack of equipment) then you can post in the thread and we may be able to find a nice way to help train you further, but it won't be through punishment as this is here to help people learn.

At the bottom of the post I will explain a few ways to make sure you have some nicely hydrated piss, as nothing is worse than wanting to do piss play and not being able to go

Disclaimer/Warning
Make sure to play safe. If you are playing with anyone else make sure they are clean, no illnesses etc. Be very cautious drinking strong pee or recycling as concentrated urine can be dangerous to your health.

If you are drinking lots of water in order to practice please read through this
I am not responsible for your safety, if you begin to feel uncomfortable at any point stop what you are doing. this can be dangerous

Basics:

The darker the pee the stronger and more concentrated it is. I would recommend against ever drinking particularly strong pee, and honestly I would never advise anyone to drink morning pee.
Certain diets will change the taste of pee:
High salt diets etc are particularly bad, plus if you are filtering lots of salts then recycling it you will make your kidneys have to work much harder.
Coffee makes it taste bitter
Beer makes it taste "beer-y"
Sugary drinks make it a bit sweeter (if pee is completely sweet - get checked for diabetes!)
In general the healthier your diet is (closer it is to being balanced) the nicer it tastes

Warm pee tastes better than cold pee, and you will want to avoid swallowing any pee once its has been left too long as its no longer as safe to consume.

Your first taste:

Never drank any piss before? This is the place for you. I’d recommend making sure you are drinking plenty and your piss is mainly clear before trying it for the first time.

Easy tasks for your first taste:

When you next go to the bathroom put your hand into the stream and then lick your hand clean. This means you just begin to get an idea for what it may taste like.

Getting used to small volumes:

If you are feeling a little braver release into a small beaker/shot glass. The small volume means it won't be too intimidating and lets you get used to swallowing it. For your first time you will be wanting it to be pretty much completely clear. As you get used to it you can begin to do more frequent shots of the piss so it gets more familiar

Getting used to the taste:

If it is the taste that is your main challenge then try these tasks to get you used to it (Dom/mes you can use this to begin to condition your sub to link the taste to pleasure)

Task 1:
For this I recommend having a bowl of some sort. This may appeal more to the pet players among you. Release into the bowl and put it on the ground, it should be looking mainly clear but this can be used to build up a tolerance to slightly stronger piss, remember to stay careful. Get down on all fours and lap at the piss. This means you can't avoid the taste, it will take a long time to empty the bowl through lapping it up and give you plenty of time to begin to get used to the taste. If it is too strong for you to tolerate you can always dilute it by adding water into it.
(For those wanting to condition the taste to pleasure you can allow the sub to gently stroke, rub themselves or vibe while they are down there, for the more generous among you an orgasm can be a reward for emptying the bowl for stronger conditioning.

Task 2:
This time you will want a glass or something similar. Piss into it and then take a large mouthful and hold (for conditioning to pleasure touching could be permitted at this point) get used to the taste and warmth of the piss in your mouth, to intensify how it taste you can always gargle with it. I recommend slowly drinking a mouthful at a time, holding it in as long as you can between swallowing. If you get to the bottom of the glass congratulations

Task 3:
This time we don't want your piss to be clear, best done around morning/midday before you have eaten too much but you have emptied your bladder once or twice. Piss into a glass, hopefully its a pale transparent yellow. You are going to take a sip of it (or a nice big mouthful) and hold it for 30 seconds before swallowing. To push it further have a glass of water with you and alternate taking a sip of the piss and holding it with having a drink from the water. By doing this it minimizes any dangers of drinking concentrated piss while letting you savor the taste of a nice strong piss Thanks to Night Drifter for inspiring this task

Learning to drink faster

For those who want to learn to drink it “from the tap”
If it's an issue of volume that is challenging you then I recommend practicing with roughly a pint of lukewarm water, and practicing drinking it as fast as you can. I still sometimes struggle to keep up with a Dom when they are releasing as fast as they can, but if they are willing to try and slow the stream you can learn to keep up easier

To practice solo get a large glass, empty yourself into it and then try and drink it all in as few separate goes as you can, Over the years I have trained myself to down a pint of piss without ever taking my mouth off it

If you can do all of the tasks I said without any issues you are a certified piss drinking graduate
Once again if anyone has simple tasks to post on here PM or add them in the thread and i will keep editing this thread to keep adding more tasks for people.

How to make sure you are well hydrated?

So this section is for those who want to learn how to build up needing to release rapidly, so we will look into rapid desperation techniques, remember to stay safe and avoid Water Intoxication


Basically the easiest way to make yourself need to release rapidly and what i tend to word as flushing the bladder is by doing rapid desperation methods, you can find hundreds of posts about it online and probably even on get dare. An easy way to do it is maybe 2 hours before you want to do some piss drinking start drinking a small glass of water (200-330ml) every 10-20 minutes, and relieving yourself as you wish for this time, then by the time it gets to when you want to do some piss play you can keep drinking (potentially a little slower) and it will feel like the water is passing through you rapidly allowing you to piss plenty this is often done for those who want to enjoy bladder control and holding without spending hours doing it.

If you don't want to drink quite so much and are wanting to make sure its clear remember to be well hydrated as a woman is roughly 2.7L and as a man 3.7L (included food based water intake) as a result if you make sure to drink roughly half a liter per hour throughout the day you will still be nice and clear.

(Caution for those who also enjoy enemas, you absorb a lot of water when you are holding them so be very careful with drinking lots too if you have done one the same day)




Well that's it so far for my piss drinking academy, if anyone has any feedback or things to suggest for it please message me. I am possibly going to make a Hypnosis Academy thread sometime soon to follow this one so watch this space

Spoiler:

As a bonus for anyone wanting to give some tasks for the thread i will complete any piss drinking tasks that people suggest

[Night Drifter]

This sounds great! Will definately be doing some of this after I'm free of diapers!

My idea for a piss drinking task!

First of all, don't quite let youself empty your bladder all the way so there's a bit in the tank when you need it. Then before you eat anything or drink anything for the day, you must take a sip of pee and hold it in your mouth for 30 seconds before swallowing. Simple, but should get someone used to the taste is a nice regimen!

[Subboyj]

This looks great! Definitely going to be going through and doing as many as I can to get better with piss and hopefully move it up to a like

[Simi]

Good boys, Night Drifter i will slightly alter that task and enter it (again morning piss isnt that safe to drink) but i do like the idea of it.

[Sesly Windsummer]

Well, I'll join the academy and start the first task. Thank you for helping us become piss sluts.

[EmmaBlack3662]

Ooooh I love this and will have to try your routine!

[Simi]

Hopefully it helps if you need more advice just ask and i will see what i can suggest.

[KEDA]

can you give me more dare please

[Simi]

For what purpose, you are posting here so i presume you want piss drinking? how well can you do so far? any limits/other likes/dislikes you have that could be pulled in? The more information about a sub available the more precise a task can be written, and also the more feedback you anticipate from a sub.

[Wetkev]

Hi could I get a few tasks have tried be4 but only small doses nd mostly clear I want to push my limits further maybe bit more humiliating

[kinkyboi2001]

Looking for a dom willing to piss train me. Kik me if you’re interested xxxzackboixxx

[kinkyboi2001]

Fuck can someone please piss train me I really want to be forced to do this and like it

[unlucky_duck]

I tried out the entry level task - here's my report

I got naked to not get any dribbles on my clothes and then went to the bathroom. I was a bit nervous and it took a moment to release even having to pee. I started releasing and stuck my hand in the bowl. It was way hotter than I expected. I made sure to get my hand properly covered. Then before I could chicken out I started licking.

It was surprisingly mild. Not revolting at all. Somewhere between salty and a bit sweet. I licked my palm clean and then each finger completely clean.

I'll be sure to try another soon!

[Simi]

I am really glad people are still finding this thread every so often I hope between this and the hypnosis thread I have managed to help people explore some new kinks. I always love hearing how it's going so any reports are great to hear, in private if very shy but public is preferred

[unlucky_duck]

Another day, another update.

I tried the shot glass task today. I decided to do it just before showering, so I striped and got into the shower with a glass. I started releasing and quickly filled up the glass. It was pretty clear as a stream and a bit yellow in the glass. I put it back quickly and swallowed it like a shot. It went down easy without much resistance and no gagging.

I then wanted to see if I could hold on to a mouthful. I filled it back up and this time tried to hold it in my mouth until I finished releasing. I made it probably about halfway before I ended up spitting it out. I guess I need to practice getting used to the taste next!