Male DICE TRUTH

[BBLove28]

Who's your favorite actor/actress? Emma Watson
What color of underwear are you wearing? Pink
What is your most odd fetish?Foot Worshiping
What's the farthest you've gone with a family member? Hug
Naked or underwear? Leo Underwear
Peanut butter or caramel? PB
Penis or dildo? Dildo

[TestingLimits]

What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OSX?)?
What's your favorite band?
Who's your favorite actor/actress?

~Windows 10. It's pretty much everything I feared. I'd go back to Win7 if I could find a good way of doing so.
~I change my mind a lot, but recently, I've listened to a ton of Melanie Martinez, so I'd say her.
~I don't really have one, because I don't really fawn over celebrities, but I'll go with Tim Curry, because he turns terrible movies into great ones.

Do you have an erection right now?
Are you a virgin?
Wat's your sexuality?

~Nah, I'm pretty soft at the moment, though I was wondering if I should do something.
~Yes. At least if we're talking real life. Yes, I'm one of those awkward nerds.
~Heterosexual. Guys just don't turn me on.

How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis?
What is your most odd fetish?
How often do you masturbate?

~I'd rather have gotten the hard question, but... 3in, maybe? I'm a grower, not a shower. It more than doubles, I can tell you that.
~All fetishes are odd, but I guess I'd say petplay. Wanting to live like a dog is pretty weird.
~Just about every day, usually once or twice a day. So probably 10-15 times a week?

Sub or dom?
What kinds of sex toys do you own?
If you got hold of your dream celebrity, what *exactly* would you do to them?

~Oh, I'm way subbier. I can at least be dommy in small doses, but I'd rather give my partner all the control (negotiations and safewords aside).
~None at the moment, though I've been talked to about a few. I'm still deciding what I want.
~Probably not much. Hanging out, talking, probably grabbing food. Pretty boring, but again, I don't really care about celebrities.

I decided not to do the bonuses. Most of the options made me cringe too much to keep going.

[sumsar1972]

1~Roll one six-sided die. The number you get is how many different questions you must answer from each of the seven levels.

Rolled 2

2~On each level, roll the number of times you were told to in step one (ex: if you rolled a three in step one, you would roll three times in level one, two, three, etc) (There is no repeating questions. If you roll a ive twice, you don't answer question five twice. You reroll until you get a new question!


Lvl1:
What color is your hair? Brown
Who's your favorite actor/actress? Julia Roberts


Lvl2:
What kind of underwear are you wearing? Cotton boxers
Do you have an erection right now? No

Lvl3:
How often do you masturbate? 2-10 times a week
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis? 8 cm

Lvl4:
What's the farthest you've gone with a guy? Oral sex
What's the farthest you've gone with a family member? Nowhere

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
Lubed or dry? Lubed
Anal or oral (giving)? Oral

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
Peanut butter or caramel? Peanut butter
Glue or duct tape? Duct tape

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
Walnut or pecan? Pecan
Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen? Semen

[somebody]

i Rolled a six, so i have to answer all the questions i guess.
Lvl1:
What color is your hair?dark brown
What color are your eyes?brown
What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OSX?)?Mac OSX - Sierra
What's your favorite band?don't really have one favourite band
Who's your favorite actor/actress?Miriam Stein
What's your favorite movie?Slumdog Millionair

Lvl2:
What kind of underwear are you wearing?tight boxers
What color of underwear are you wearing?dark red
Wat's your sexuality?male
Do you have an erection right now?yes
What city do you live in (I don't need country or state, just a city)?Weiz
Are you a virgin?no

Lvl3:
How often do you masturbate?1-2 a day if not set otherwise by rules
How long is your *erect* penis?16cm
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis?between 6 and 10 cm
Dildo or vibrator?vibrator
Chains or leather?leather
What is your most odd fetish?mhh hard to say, maybe enjoying rules set up by someone else

Lvl4:
What's the farthest you've gone with a girl?all the way
What's the farthest you've gone with a guy?nowhere in a sexual meaning
Sub or dom?sub
What kinds of sex toys do you own?leather cuffs, whips, collar, gags, vibrators, buttplug, humbler, penisrings, ...
If you got hold of your dream celebrity, what *exactly* would you do to them?i hope that they would do some bdsm with me
What's the farthest you've gone with a family member?nowhere

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
Zac Efron or Leonardo di Caprio?neither
Lubed or dry?lubed
Anal or oral (giving)?oral
Anal or oral (receiving)?both
Naked or underwear?naked
Condom or bare?bare

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
Toothpaste or blood?mhh, blood
Hot sauce or orange juice?orange juice
Peanut butter or caramel?caramel
Salt or pepper (on glans/head)?salt
Glue or duct tape?tape
Rubbing alcohol or red ants?rubbing alcohol

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
Ice or enema?enema
Walnut or pecan?pecan
Penis or dildo?dildo
Violet wand or unlubed fist?violet wand
2 aspirin tablets or 2 antacid tablets?none
Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen? none

[Raiden]

Lvl1: 5, 1
What color is your hair?
Dark blond
Who's your favorite actor/actress?
Emma Watson

Lvl2: 2, 1, 4
What kind of underwear are you wearing?
None
What color of underwear are you wearing?
Skin
Do you have an erection right now?
Yes

Lvl3: 1, 3, 6, 4
How often do you masturbate?
Around twice away depending on dares/orders
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis?
About 4 inches
Dildo or vibrator?
Dildo
What is your most odd fetish?
Piss drinking trying to push limits currently

Lvl4: 2, 1, 3
What's the farthest you've gone with a girl?
All the way
What's the farthest you've gone with a guy?
All the way
Sub or dom?
Mainly sub

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed: 4, 3, 6
Anal or oral (giving)?
Oral
Anal or oral (receiving)?
Anal
Condom or bare?
Bare

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis: all
Toothpaste or blood?
Toothpaste
Hot sauce or orange juice?
Hot sauce
Peanut butter or caramel?
Caramel
Salt or pepper (on glans/head)?
Pepper
Glue or duct tape?
Duct tape
Rubbing alcohol or red ants?
Alcohol

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal: 1,6,4
Ice or enema?
Ice
Violet wand or unlubed fist?
Violet wand
Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen?
Seman

[tyragon123]

I rolled 5 so instead of rolling for 5 questions I rolled once to find which question to exclude.

Lvl1:
What color are your eyes? Hazel
What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OS)? Have a Win10 desktop and a MacOS laptop. Both serve their purposes. Prefer Windows.
What's your favorite band? Recently, Tash Sultana & Against The Current have been listened to a lot. Also a whole lot more besides.
Who's your favorite actor/actress? I really like Kevin Spacey
What's your favorite movie? Recently saw The Departed and that climbed to my top movies. Don't have a definitive favourite.

Lvl2:
What kind of underwear are you wearing? Briefs
What color of underwear are you wearing? Red
Do you have an erection right now? Not as I write this question
What city do you live in? Melbourne
Are you a virgin? Yes

Lvl3:
How long is your *erect* penis? ~4.75in
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis? ~2.5 - 3in
Dildo or vibrator? Dildo
Chains or leather? Leather
What is your most odd fetish? I've probably explored heaps of fetishes, can't say which is weirdest. Prefer smaller breasts though

Lvl4:
What's the farthest you've gone with a girl? Exploring genitals with sister & cousin (different times)
What's the farthest you've gone with a guy? Received a blowjob as part of a dare
Sub or dom? Switch
What kinds of sex toys do you own? Here
What's the farthest you've gone with a family member? No sex, or even really mutual masturbation. Hanging out nude, touching genitals/exploring. (sister & cousin)

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
Zac Efron or Leonardo di Caprio? Leo definitely
Lubed or dry? Lubed
Anal or oral (giving)?
Naked or underwear? Naked
Condom or bare? Condom

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
Toothpaste or blood? Toothpaste
Hot sauce or orange juice? Orange juice
Salt or pepper (on glans/head)? I'll have to try this, I'd go with salt for now
Glue or duct tape? Duct tape
Rubbing alcohol or red ants? Probably the alcohol

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
Ice or enema? Enema
Walnut or pecan? Pecan (in the smooth larger shell)
Penis or dildo? Dildo
2 aspirin tablets or 2 antacid tablets? Probably antacid (I'm guessing they would fizz)
Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen? In my ass? Probably the semen

[transmasochist]

I rolled a 3:

Lvl1:
2. What color are your eyes? Brown
3. What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OSX?)? Mac OSX
5. Who's your favorite actor/actress? Andrew Rannells

Lvl2:
1. What kind of underwear are you wearing? Boxer briefs
2. What color of underwear are you wearing? Green
4. Do you have an erection right now? No

Lvl3:
2. How long is your *erect* penis? I'm not sure. Maybe around 2"
3. How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis? Again, I'm not sure. ~1"?
6. What is your most odd fetish? What's considered odd? I don't think I have any fetishes that are particularly unusual

Lvl4:
2. What's the farthest you've gone with a guy? Masturbating together over skype
3. Sub or dom? Sub, but I could be a dom
6. What's the farthest you've gone with a family member? Nothing

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
1. Zac Efron or Leonardo di Caprio?
3. Anal or oral (giving)?
5. Naked or underwear?

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
1. Toothpaste or blood?
4. Salt or pepper (on glans/head)? I have no idea
6. Rubbing alcohol or red ants?

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
1. Ice or enema?
4. Violet wand or unlubed fist?
6. Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen?

[onemoretime83]

Rolled a 3 let's have fun!

Lvl1:
What color is your hair?
What color are your eyes? Brown
What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OSX?)? Windows 10
What's your favorite band?
Who's your favorite actor/actress?
What's your favorite movie? Aliens

Lvl2:
What kind of underwear are you wearing? Girly pink and lacy.
What color of underwear are you wearing?
Wat's your sexuality?
Do you have an erection right now? I do..
What city do you live in (I don't need country or state, just a city)?
Are you a virgin? No

Lvl3:
How often do you masturbate? Once a day if I'm free
How long is your *erect* penis?
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis? Pretty small I'm kind of a grower.
Dildo or vibrator?
Chains or leather? Chains :3
What is your most odd fetish?

Lvl4:
What's the farthest you've gone with a girl? Handcuffed in a shower while getting humiliated. That's more hardcore than first base lmao.
What's the farthest you've gone with a guy?
Sub or dom?
What kinds of sex toys do you own? Lots, bondage and Chastity stuff mostly
If you got hold of your dream celebrity, what *exactly* would you do to them?
What's the farthest you've gone with a family member? Not at all :X

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
Zac Efron or Leonardo di Caprio?
Lubed or dry?
Anal or oral (giving)? Anal
Anal or oral (receiving)? Anal
Naked or underwear? Underwear
Condom or bare?

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
Toothpaste or blood? Yikes toothpaste plz
Hot sauce or orange juice?
Peanut butter or caramel? Caramel :3
Salt or pepper (on glans/head)?
Glue or duct tape? Duct tape
Rubbing alcohol or red ants?

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
Ice or enema?
Walnut or pecan? Pecan lmao
Penis or dildo?
Violet wand or unlubed fist? Violet wand
2 aspirin tablets or 2 antacid tablets?
Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen? OMG pee plz

[Gayboxerssub]

Rolled a 2

Lvl 1:
What colour is your hair? Brown
Whats your operating system? Windows 8

Lvl 2:
Are you a virgin? No
What color underwear are you wearing? blue

Lvl 3:
How often do you masturbate? Depends if I'm allowed
How long is your *erect* penis? 5"7

lvl 4:
What's the farthest you've gone with a guy? Sex
Sub or dom? Sub

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
Naked or underwear? Underwear
Lubed or dry? Lubed

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
Toothpaste or blood? toothpaste
Hot sauce or orange juice? Orange juice

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
Walnut or pecan? Pecan
Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen? both but semen

[Benedicct]

Damn..... a six
never get this in a game when I need it but here .....

Lvl1:
What color is your hair?dark brown
What color are your eyes?blue
What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OSX?)?Win
What's your favorite band?Pet shop Boys
Who's your favorite actor/actress?Sigorney Weaver
What's your favorite movie?Wasabi

Lvl2:
What kind of underwear are you wearing?panty
What color of underwear are you wearing?white
Wat's your sexuality?male
Do you have an erection right now?no
What city do you live in (I don't need country or state, just a city)?Essen
Are you a virgin?no

Lvl3:
How often do you masturbate?when I want it
How long is your *erect* penis?14cm
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis?6cm
Dildo or vibrator?Dildo
Chains or leather?Chain
What is your most odd fetish?crosdressing

Lvl4:
What's the farthest you've gone with a girl?fuck her
What's the farthest you've gone with a guy?beeing fucked
Sub or dom?sub
What kinds of sex toys do you own?cuffs, collar, gag, dildo, plug, ...
If you got hold of your dream celebrity, what *exactly* would you do to them?let her decide
What's the farthest you've gone with a family member?kiss

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
Zac Efron or Leonardo di Caprio?Leonardo
Lubed or dry?lubed
Anal or oral (giving)?oral
Anal or oral (receiving)?anal
Naked or underwear?naked
Condom or bare?condom

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
Toothpaste or blood?toothpaste
Hot sauce or orange juice?orange juice
Peanut butter or caramel?caramel
Salt or pepper (on glans/head)?salt
Glue or duct tape?tape
Rubbing alcohol or red ants?alcohol

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
Ice or enema?enema
Walnut or pecan?walnut
Penis or dildo?penis
Violet wand or unlubed fist?wand
2 aspirin tablets or 2 antacid tablets?none
Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen? none

[BiCuriousCd90]

Lvl1:
What color is your hair? Brown
What color are your eyes? Blue
What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac)? 95
What's your favorite band?ADTR
Who's your favorite actor/actress?Tom Hardy/Emma Stone
What's your favorite movie?The Matrix

Lvl2:
What kind of underwear are you wearing? Panties
What color of underwear are you wearing? Blue
Wat's your sexuality? Bi
Do you have an erection right now? Half hard
What city do you live in (I don't need country or state, just a city)? Springfield
Are you a virgin? No

Lvl3:
How often do you masturbate?Atleast once daily
How long is your *erect* penis? About 6in
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis? About 2inchs
Dildo or vibrator? Dildo
Chains or leather? Leather
What is your most odd fetish? Dinking my pee

Lvl4:
What's the farthest you've gone with a girl?Done it all with a girl
What's the farthest you've gone with a guy?Never been with a guy
Sub or dom? Sub
What kinds of sex toys do you own?A few plugs and a dildo plus some home made one
If you got hold of your dream celebrity, what *exactly* would you do to them?Fuck them til they couldnt walk
What's the farthest you've gone with a family member?Never done that

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
Zac Efron or Leonardo di Caprio?DiCaprio
Lubed or dry?Lub duh
Anal or oral (giving)?Oral
Anal or oral (receiving)?Anal
Naked or underwear?Underwear
Condom or bare?Bare

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
Toothpaste or blood?ummm toothpaste
Hot sauce or orange juice?never tried either but i guess hot sauce
Peanut butter or caramel?Beanut butter
Salt or pepper (on glans/head)?Salt
Glue or duct tape?Duct Tape
Rubbing alcohol or red ants?

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
Ice or enema?Both
Walnut or pecan?Walnut
Penis or dildo?Penis
Violet wand or unlubed fist?Violet wand
2 aspirin tablets or 2 antacid tablets?not sure thats safe but aspirin i guess
Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen?I'd do both

[kaao0]

Lvl1:
What color is your hair? Blonde
What color are your eyes? Blue
What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OSX?)?
What's your favorite band?
Who's your favorite actor/actress?
What's your favorite movie?

Lvl2:
What kind of underwear are you wearing? Tight boxers with hole I. Front
What color of underwear are you wearing? Blue
Wat's your sexuality? Male
Do you have an erection right now? No
What city do you live in (I don't need country or state, just a city)?
Are you a virgin? Yes

Lvl3:
How often do you masturbate? 5 a week+
How long is your *erect* penis? 5.5
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis? 3.2
Dildo or vibrator? Vibrator
Chains or leather? Leather
What is your most odd fetish? Latex

Lvl4:
What's the farthest you've gone with a girl? Haven't
What's the farthest you've gone with a guy? Haven't
Sub or dom? Sub
What kinds of sex toys do you own? None
If you got hold of your dream celebrity, what *exactly* would you do to them? Let them control me
What's the farthest you've gone with a family member?none

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
Zac Efron or Leonardo di Caprio?
Lubed or dry? Dry
Anal or oral (giving)? Anal
Anal or oral (receiving)? Anal
Naked or underwear? Underwear
Condom or bare? Bare

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
Toothpaste or blood? Toothpaste
Hot sauce or orange juice? Orange juice
Peanut butter or caramel? Caramal
Salt or pepper (on glans/head)? Pepper
Glue or duct tape? Tape
Rubbing alcohol or red ants?

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
Ice or enema? Enema
Walnut or pecan? Walnut
Penis or dildo? Dildo
Violet wand or unlubed fist? Fist
2 aspirin tablets or 2 antacid tablets?antacid
Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen? Wee

[SissySlavePhaade]

Well I guess I will answer these too!
Rolled a 4 at step one

Lvl 1 :
2) Brown
6) The Good Will Hunting
3) Windows 10
4) not really into Bands but if I had to choose Twenty One pilots

Lvl 2:
4) Yes
2) Blue
5) Aachen
3) Mostly straight/ maybe a bit bi

Lvl 3:
1) Every day/every second day
2) 7.5 inches / 19 cm
3) 4.3 inches/ 11cm
5) Chains

Lvl 4 :
2) Nothing actually
5) Submit to her (Keira Knightley)
1) Making out
4)A lot I guess, mostly bondage gear and dildos, but also some clothes.

Lvl 5 BONUS:
2) lubed
3) Oral ( giving)
6) Bare
1) Zac Efron of course

Lvl 6 BONUS:
3) Caramel
2) hot sauce
6) red ants (i think)
4) Pepper on Head

Lvl 7 BONUS:
4)Violet Wand
5) 2 aspirin tablets
1) Enema
3) Penis

[badboy3892]

My initial roll is a 4.

Lvl1:
2. What color are your eyes? Blue
3. What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OSX?)? Windows 10 (it sucks)
4. What's your favorite band? Dragonforce
5. Who's your favorite actor/actress? Do voice actor/actresses count? If so, Tara Strong, if not... Patrick Stewart, I guess. (I'm not into that much mainstream pop culture to be honest.)

Lvl2:
1. What kind of underwear are you wearing? Hanes boxers, size L.
2. What color of underwear are you wearing? Tighty-whities.
3. Wat's your sexuality? Oh, it's very complicated. To keep it simple let's say "bi-curious", because I'd have sex with human females but not males. But I do like watching and being watched by males too.
5. What city do you live in (I don't need country or state, just a city)? I'm sorry, but I really don't want to say this... I prefer keeping as much of my anonymity on here as possible.

...But it starts and ends with an R.

Lvl3:
1. How often do you masturbate? It varies, but it seems to have really ramped up in recent months. Like, it went from twice a week to about 5-6 times a week.
4. Dildo or vibrator? Vibrator for sure. I especially like turning on a spare electric toothbrush with the bristles held against the frenulum of my penis 'til it makes me cum.
5. Chains or leather? Chain me up!
6. What is your most odd fetish? Oh, I could name dozens of them. I suppose I'll say ophidicism, because you'll probably have to look up what that is.

Lvl4:
1. What's the farthest you've gone with a girl? A smile and a handshake. I went to a very strict Christian high school (one couple was expelled because they had sex, to give an idea of how stupid they were) and I only had a few crushes throughout the years. Always to the smartest girl in the class. And in high school, the Asian girl, because I had a case of yellow fever at the time. Also none of my crushes really liked me back. And I've been more or less out of the game for a decade now. It makes me sad really
2. What's the farthest you've gone with a guy? Not at all, because I'm not interested in sexual contact with a guy. And besides, at the "Christian" school I'd probably have gotten kicked out if I displayed any signs of potential homosexuality.
5. If you got hold of your dream celebrity, what *exactly* would you do to them? Ask Tara Strong to sign an autograph and say something as Twilight Sparkle for me. (I really don't have any sexual attraction to any celebrities, honestly.)
6. What's the farthest you've gone with a family member? I'm not into that kind of thing. Though when we were kids one of my brothers and I liked playing in a hallway with no windows so it would be pitch black with all the doors closed and I think I might have accidentally grabbed his crotch once when we were playing in there.

(Damn dice, I really wanted to answer the sex toys question )

Lvl5: BONUS ROUND 1~In bed:
1. Zac Efron or Leonardo di Caprio? Leo, I guess? I can at least name a movie he was in.
2. Lubed or dry? Well, I'm cut so my penis really doesn't self-lubricate like it should. I masturbate dry more often than lubed though I probably shouldn't. For sex I'd prefer lubed. Though I suspect the average woman wouldn't be thrilled with the fact that my favorite lubes are Icy Hot and Tiger Balm.
4. Anal or oral (receiving)? Definitely oral, in general I don't like things being stuck up my butt.
5. Naked or underwear? Usually naked, from the waist down anyway. I tend to keep my shirt on because I'm a bit overweight (not like obese or anything) and a little embarrassed to be seen topless.

Lvl6: BONUS ROUND 2~ On your penis:
2. Hot sauce or orange juice? No question. Hot sauce. Seriously: There's a video I posted on a porn site recently of me filling a bottle with Red Hot sauce (cayenne pepper!) and fucking it for five minutes until I cum into it. I love moderate capsaicin torture and even enjoy the burning sensation that slowly diminishes for the half hour afterwards. If a woman was to be compatible with me in bed she'd have to be up to letting me put hot sauce on her labia and clit. It's just one of my absolute favorites.
3. Peanut butter or caramel? I don't know. Peanut butter, I guess, just because it's more readily available. But I don't have nor do I want a dog, so don't go thinking I'm going to have one licking it off me.
4. Salt or pepper (on glans/head)? Again, don't really know. Salt wouldn't really be that painful unless there were cuts, right? But table pepper isn't really that spicy or irritating either. I guess I'll take my chances with the salt.
5. Glue or duct tape? Okay... glue. Again, seriously: I have this technique I love doing that I gradually refined and perfected over the years. I take a 500mg-size gelcap (I've found CranRx capsules are good for this but any gelcap of the proper size will do) and slightly wet the end of it so I can easily push it into my urethra. I push it down so just the rounded top of the gelcap sticks out. Then I open a tube of Krazy Glue and apply two or three coats of it all around the capsule to tightly seal it. After the glue dries, I masturbate until I cum. Sometimes the seal is too weak and the semen manages to break through but ideally it doesn't and I get an incredible sensation as the cum fills my urethra and slowly recedes back down after it fails to get out. I kinda almost want to post this as a dare over on the dares board but I'm afraid of complaints that it's too dangerous or unsafe, though I've done it dozens of times myself and never had any issues getting the glue off and the capsule out once I'm finished. And a video of me doing this is also on the same porn site/account alongside the hot sauce bottle video.

(Sorry, I didn't mean for this to turn into an ad for watching me abuse my penis.)

(And fuck it: toothpaste because blood has no place in sex for me, and ants because I'd more than likely enjoy them randomly crawling all over my sensitive parts.)

Lvl7: BONUS ROUND 3~Anal:
(Disclaimer before I start this section: I generally dislike anal stuff. So don't expect me to be as knowledgeable or enthusiastic about this section as I was about the penis section.)

1. Ice or enema? Ice, I guess? I stuck a few ice cubes up there during my experimental teenage years, so I know I don't hate it as much as sticking most other things in.
2. Walnut or pecan? Pecan, I guess? I dunno, is there even any appreciable difference between sticking one or the other up there?
3. Penis or dildo? Dildo, I'm sure. I really do not want a penis in there.
5. 2 aspirin tablets or 2 antacid tablets? Aspirin, I guess? Maybe the antacid tablets would be fizzy and more pleasurable? But I don't really like anal stuff so I'd probably need the aspirin to ease the pain of knowing I put that in there.

Well, that was a fun way to spend an hour.

[Sidereal]

Alright, first roll is a 4.

Lvl1:

What color is your hair? Brown
What color are your eyes? Also brown
What's your operating system(Windows 95, Mac OSX?)? Windows 10
What's your favorite movie? Hot Fuzz

Lvl2:

What kind of underwear are you wearing? Boxer Briefs
What's your sexuality? Bisexual
Do you have an erection right now? If not for my cage
Are you a virgin? Nope, but only had sex with guys

Lvl3:

How often do you masturbate?Once a week at most, twice a day outside of my cage
How long is you *flaccid/limp* penis? Two inches, maybe? Grower, not a shower
Chains or leather? Leather, absolutely
What is your most odd fetish? This one's hard, piss drinking?

Lvl4:

What's the farthest you've gone with a guy? Riding him while he was laying on my bed
Sub or dom? Sub, through and through
What kinds of sex toys do you own? Three plugs, two dildos, clamps, and a bit of bondage stuff
What's the farthest you've gone with a family member? Absolutely nowhere

Lvl5:

Anal or oral (giving)? Oral
Anal or oral (receiving)? Anal
Naked or underwear? Underwear
Condom or bare? Bare if it's a guy I'm in a relationship with, condom otherwise

Lvl6:

Toothpaste or blood? Toothpaste please
Peanut butter or caramel? Peanut butter all the way
Salt or pepper (on glans/head)? Salt
Rubbing alcohol or red ants? Alcohol, no bugs please

Lvl7:

Ice or enema? Enema
Penis or dildo? Penis, can't beat the real thing
Violet wand or unlubed fist? Violet wand
Another guy's urine or 8 other guy's semen? 8 guys' semen