Who is better in bed? (Completely random & for fun)

[Mr.RainbowBanana]

Out of the list of people, who do you think is better in bed? and why? We want a long detailed reason XP

- Batman
- The Terminator
- A mutated alive power drill
- A zombie
- God
- The thing (yes, the shape shifting alien thing from John Carpenters film "The thing")
- Spock
- A psycho on the run from a clown
- A clown
- The man in the moon
- The local drain man
- Mr. Bean
- A window cleaner from another world...
- Vegeta (from DBZ, and may I just point out, what a classic show)
- Yourself
Last but not least - Mr. Blobby

[Nixie]

I'm Gone with Batman....

Everyone Else scares me

[Dutch]

Batman is too much of a macho
The Terminator is a robot so iew?
A mutated alive power drill Hmmm id like to try that .
A zombie I dont think he's that interested in sex?
God Well yeah I'm sure He knows how to do all the right things. But no thanks, i'd rather have sex with someone I can actually please.
The Thing scary so nope.
Spock Now that SHOULD be interesting considering he has no emotions. I bet he sucks in bed. You do realise he only has sex once every 7 years?
A psycho on the run from a clown And you think he has time to stop and have sex?
A clown Yeah im gonna say no to this one.
The man in the moon I want to try!
The local drain man Ehm like no? Gross!
Mr. Bean I dont think he grasps the concept of sex
A window cleaner from another world... That Id like to try also!
Vegeta He definately scares me more than the others.
Yourself At least I know im all right at it?

So that would be the mutated alive power drill!

[Kisune Karnon]

- Batman: has many tools, probably would be good.
- The Terminator: Would just kill the person so no.
- A mutated alive power drill: Depends on the mutation, could be good.
- A zombie: Wouldn't be good. Too old and pieces could fall off.
- God: Would be ok, though he knows everything so he would be done in a second.
- The thing: Would just kill people probably.
- Spock: Would be emotionless and therefor not good.
- A psycho on the run from a clown: Psycho's kill people.
- A clown: Too freaky.
- The man in the moon: Space sex ftw.
- The local drain man: he knows all in the in and outs of tubes.
- Mr. Bean: Who is he?
- A window cleaner from another world: Stinging, so no good.
- Vegeta: Too self centered.
- Yourself: Still a virgin so unknown.
- Mr. Blobby: Doubtful.

[princess1412]

Vegeta hes insain xD so he defo is xD

[Star Shadows]

- Batman Maybe, he intreagues me
- The Terminator Nope
- A mutated alive power drill No
- A zombie I only stretch as far as vamp in the undead scale of things.
- God 1) I think he has more important things to do, he is probably busy. 2) it would be awkward
- The thing Scary no! *hides*
- Spock If it wern't for the emotionless thing hell yea.
- A psycho on the run from a clown Preoccupied
- A clown *hides* NOOOOoooooo!!
- The man in the moon Yea most promising so far
- The local drain man I don't think we have one
- Mr. Bean as dutch said, he probably doesn't understand the concept
- A window cleaner from another world... Na
- Yourself I wouldn't know
Last but not least - Mr. Blobby F*****G Hell NO! ewww I thought bhe was grosss when I was 5

[BettyBoop]

- Batman - I have a feeling Batman would be awesome, and incredibly cool.
- The Terminator - Scary looking, no way.
- A mutated alive power drill - Terrifying. No.
- A zombie - Gross, rotting body parts and they'd probably try to eat you, not goos at all.
- God - Brilliant. I mean, he is God.
- The thing - No clue what it is.
- Spock - If it's Zachary Quinto FUCK YES.

- A psycho on the run from a clown - I guess it'd be rushed and gross as they'd be all sweaty and freaking out. No.
- A clown - I don't like clowns.
- The man in the moon - Not even possible.
- The local drain man - You never know, but I've never seen one.
- Mr. Bean - ew, no.
- A window cleaner from another world... - 50/50 chance, ooer.
- Vegeta - Had to Google, but looks like he/it would probably kill you at some point.
- Yourself - I've never had sex, no clue if I'd be good.
- Mr. Blobby - Not at all.

[Nixie]

I changed my mind I forgot about the newest "Spock" My mind always goes to the oldest one... HELL YEA I'd oh yeah... heehee

[Teeks]

Me, of course, that's why I'm a virgin, because no one deserves this perfect body and mind

kiddin, well as Nixie said, i'd say Batman because the others are really, really creepy.

[sexy-girl]

- BatmanI dont think so
- The Terminatorit depends what its mission is. Of its to pleasure me, then i say bring it on!!
- A mutated alive power drillOOOOHHHHH YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH
- A zombieEww
- GodGod wouldnt do something like that, and since God is our father, wouldn't that be incest??
- The thing (yes, the shape shifting alien thing from John Carpenters film "The thing")never seen it
- SpockNope
- A psycho on the run from a clownI dont think id be able to catch him/her
- A clownAll those toys....
- The man in the moonill pass
- The local drain maneww
- Mr. BeanHes funny, but probably bad in bed
- A window cleaner from another world...Umm...
- Vegeta (from DBZ, and may I just point out, what a classic show)What??
- YourselfWell i know exactly what i want, and feeling, and i know how to pleasure myself, so i think i would be a great partner for myself
Last but not least - Mr. Blobbwho?
i think its a tie between me, the terminatior on a mission to pleasure, and the drilll

[SlutPuppy]

... Yeahhh, Batman, and if I couldn't have him, then Vegeta!


And like others have said, the rest just creep me out/scare me

[444]

I have not slept with any of them but I can tell you that God is definitely not MY pick.

I mean, he slept with Mary and she's still a virgin!

*shrugs*

[Masterjas]

Originally Posted by 444

I have not slept with any of them but I can tell you that God is definitely not MY pick.

I mean, he slept with Mary and she's still a virgin!

*shrugs*

LOL love it 444.

- Batman
- The Terminator
- A mutated alive power drill
- A zombie
- God
- The thing (yes, the shape shifting alien thing from John Carpenters film "The thing")
- Spock
- A psycho on the run from a clown
- A clown
- The man in the moon
- The local drain man
- Mr. Bean
- A window cleaner from another world...
- Vegeta (from DBZ, and may I just point out, what a classic show)
- Yourself
Last but not least - Mr. Blobby

you DO realize they are all guys, so non imo, I got a "Where you gonna put that phobia"!!!

[sweetsong]

I want Superman!

He should be on the list. (:

[keykitty]

I would pick spiderman if he was there but since he isn't I guess I'll just have to sleep with my hand for this one T_T Oh yeah and include a vibrator in that one.