Puns! Puns! Puns! - Page 6

Misono · 02-07-2015, 10:28 AM

I entered just under a dozen puns into a pun competition, expecting one of them to win. But no pun in ten did.

LovelyWhore · 02-07-2015, 01:37 PM

It's not that I can't juggle, I just don't have the balls.

tallguy2241 · 02-07-2015, 03:25 PM

One for our Jewish friends:

What do you call a mohel without his tools?

A rip-off

Ken · 02-07-2015, 04:19 PM

"Cannibals like to meat people"

"Ever had sex in the woods? It's fuckin in tents"

tallguy2241 · 02-07-2015, 04:27 PM

A tardy cannibal gets the cold shoulder.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

(Thanks Ken for the inspiration)

Wordsmiff · 02-09-2015, 10:09 AM

I have been offered a job making mirrors.

I can see myself doing that!

tallguy2241 · 02-09-2015, 12:24 PM

My grandfather had a job installing electricity for outhouses on Native American land.

He was the first to wire a head for reservations.

An_Jon · 02-11-2015, 04:41 PM

I had a really annoying friend who, whenever I was in a car with him, would just drive round and round a roundabout all damn day. He really drove me round the bend.

mrpropel · 02-11-2015, 05:03 PM

So, this baby seal walks into a club. . .

sexyjack96 · 02-12-2015, 01:05 AM

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Tease · 02-28-2015, 07:49 AM

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

somekinkyswitch · 03-09-2015, 10:12 AM

What is a Political Mandate? When Obama and Biden have dinner together.

What kind of clothes does a ghost wear? Boo jeans.

What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit.

An_Jon · 03-22-2015, 03:35 AM

I saw a giant number 5 crossing the road this morning. Huh, that's odd, I thought to myself.

Then I saw a giant symbol for Pi playing chicken across the road. Now that's just irrational, I thought.

Finally, a I saw the square root of -1 crossing the road. This is getting unreal now.

ProperLlama · 03-22-2015, 07:13 PM

I just have to say that I love this thread. It's so punny!

Someone just threw NaCl at me. That's a salt!

Did you hear about the guy who froze himself to absolute zero? He's 0K now.

I didn't like parasites at first. But then they grew on me.

And finally, it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.

sexyjack96 · 03-30-2015, 01:36 AM

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

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02-07-2015, 03:25 PM	#78
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02-07-2015, 04:27 PM	#80
tallguy2241 Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,896 Blog Entries: 6	A tardy cannibal gets the cold shoulder. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" (Thanks Ken for the inspiration) __________________ The Gameshow Gameshow 2: New Seasons NEWGameshow 3: The Nine Circles of Hell Enroll now for the University of Getdare Likes, Limits, Toys

02-09-2015, 12:24 PM	#82
tallguy2241 Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,896 Blog Entries: 6	My grandfather had a job installing electricity for outhouses on Native American land. He was the first to wire a head for reservations. __________________ The Gameshow Gameshow 2: New Seasons NEWGameshow 3: The Nine Circles of Hell Enroll now for the University of Getdare Likes, Limits, Toys

02-07-2015, 10:28 AM	#76
Misono Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: UK Posts: 248	I entered just under a dozen puns into a pun competition, expecting one of them to win. But no pun in ten did.

02-09-2015, 10:09 AM	#81
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02-11-2015, 04:41 PM	#83
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02-28-2015, 07:49 AM	#86
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03-09-2015, 10:12 AM	#87
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03-22-2015, 03:35 AM	#88
An_Jon Distinguished Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Uk Posts: 603 Blog Entries: 71	I saw a giant number 5 crossing the road this morning. Huh, that's odd, I thought to myself. Then I saw a giant symbol for Pi playing chicken across the road. Now that's just irrational, I thought. Finally, a I saw the square root of -1 crossing the road. This is getting unreal now. __________________ Hi, I'm Jon! I like talking to new people. Come and say hello if you'd like to get to know me 26 \| M \| UK \| Bisexual \| Switch \| Punmaster About Me \| My Blog \| BDSM Test Come and play with me: My AMA My KIK - and rules on using it!

03-22-2015, 07:13 PM	#89
ProperLlama Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Canada Posts: 7	I just have to say that I love this thread. It's so punny! Someone just threw NaCl at me. That's a salt! Did you hear about the guy who froze himself to absolute zero? He's 0K now. I didn't like parasites at first. But then they grew on me. And finally, it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.

03-30-2015, 01:36 AM	#90
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