23/M - Jon's AMA

[An_Jon]

Hi all,

This thread is quite new to me, so please - ask away. Only things I won't give out are personal information, family information, banking stuff etc - y'know, the usual malarkey. Other than that, ask away and I'll answer honestly!

And since I don't believe in doing anything for free - for every question that gets posted I'll:

a - post a question on your AMA/or on another AMA of your choosing
b - send you a PM with a honest profile rank.

Sound fair? Looking forward to answering some fun/tough/kinky questions!

[An_Jon]

*unloved sad trombone*

[submissive-ana]

Favourite
Colour
Animal
Food
and thing do to in your spare time ?

x

[cieirn]

When you get a notification that you've received a private message, what do you hope it says?

[An_Jon]

Favourite
Colour
Animal
Food
and thing do to in your spare time ?

Favourite colour: ORANGE

Favourite animal: Tiger

Favourite food: Lasagne. Nom.

When you get a notification that you've received a private message, what do you hope it says?

That Cieirn has messaged me <3

Other than that - I hope for a number of things. If I'm playing with people, I'm hoping for something sexy like a report, task, or otherwise flirtatious message. If I'm chatting within someone, then something engaging I can write a few lines back to.

If it's someone knew, I hope for someone saying nice things, or that I have a chance to connect to. I love getting messages from new people, and will happily chat to people about just about anything.

I also hope for messages about the Decathlon, because it needs interaction to survive.

Above all else, I hope for well thought out messages that are fun.

"Hello sir can I be your slave sir" or "on your knees boy" will very likely see you never get a good reply from me.

Great questions, thanks!

[mrpropel]

How tall are you?

Do you have any unusual fears or phobias?

Are you ticklish?

Do you like vanilla or chocolate?

What was your first job?

Whats your current Mobile phone model and do you like it?

Thanks for answering

[An_Jon]

Originally Posted by mrpropel

How tall are you?

Do you have any unusual fears or phobias?

Are you ticklish?

Do you like vanilla or chocolate?

What was your first job?

Whats your current Mobile phone model and do you like it?

Thanks for answering

Height: I'm around 6"1-6"2. In my uni graduation photo I was on the small side of the tall-person row.

Unusual fears: Kinda. Any loud noise I hear I immediately assume that a nuke has gone off, before I work out what the noise actually is.

Ticklish: Oh yeas, very much so. I have to say tickling is a hard limit whenever I meet anyone because it makes me panic and lash out. If I was tied up and tickled that would be just the worst thing. In fact, make that an unusual fear or phobia as well. Basically, if someone who tied me up did tickle me, as soon as I could I'd leave and never speak to them again.

Do I like vanilla or chocolate: Yes. Trying to give up chocolate (along with sugary drinks) however, so I'll lean towards vanilla.

My first job: My first, first job was as a paperboy. My first actual job was working in a factory. My first career move was to become a writer.

Mobile phone: I use a Motarolla, and yeah it's pretty good. Does the job I need it to do anyway.

No worries, thanks for asking!



I realise I have some profile rates and AMAs to ask on. I'll do that later tonight when I have more time. Thanks for the questions so far, and keep em coming

[cieirn]

Originally Posted by An_Jon

That Cieirn has messaged me <3

Awwwww! <3

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You wake up to a fire and quickly realize you need to evacuate. What do you grab on your way out?

[An_Jon]

Originally Posted by cieirn

You wake up to a fire and quickly realize you need to evacuate. What do you grab on your way out?

I usually sleep naked, but I have a pair of shorts next to my bed in case I need to get out of bed at short notice. Also, in my hallway, there's a window with no curtains, so I cannae be walking in front of that naked either.

Other than that, I'm just running like fuck to get out. Maybe my phone, wallet and car keys but that's it. Again, all next to my bed.




I'm doing AMA fulfilment and profile rating now, btw. If you have a specific AMA you'd like me to contribute to, leave a link when/if you ask a question

[thiskittykat]

Spoiler:

Your bisexual yes? when did you first know you are bisexual? Does your family or friends know? have you had any experience with both genders? did you like it? what did you do? and with whom?

In your blog you wrote a poem " cuddles " yes? Do you enjoy writing? when did you find out you were interested in writing? who's your favorite poet? what's your favorite poem?

You said and i quote " I like to think about things, probably too much; a prime example of this being that I think I am funnier than I actually am. " a scale 1-10 10 being very funny where are you at?

if you would crash into a girl or guy that you instantly fall for would you use a pun? if so which pun? have a pun ever worked for you? how many times have you used a pun on someone? does your mates find your puns annoying?

Last, did i ask enough questions? should i do my own AMA? did putting this message in a quote bother you? what is the exact time you are reading this sentence? whats the top 3 websites you explore? How do you sleep? are you currently single? if so do you like anyone right now? whats your favorite song? hmm i have a headache now... thanks ._.

[underwarelad]

Hello

If you was to watch porn what category would it be and why

[An_Jon]

Originally Posted by thiskittykat

Your bisexual yes? when did you first know you are bisexual? Does your family or friends know? have you had any experience with both genders? did you like it? what did you do? and with whom?

In your blog you wrote a poem " cuddles " yes? Do you enjoy writing? when did you find out you were interested in writing? who's your favorite poet? what's your favorite poem?

You said and i quote " I like to think about things, probably too much; a prime example of this being that I think I am funnier than I actually am. " a scale 1-10 10 being very funny where are you at?

if you would crash into a girl or guy that you instantly fall for would you use a pun? if so which pun? have a pun ever worked for you? how many times have you used a pun on someone? does your mates find your puns annoying?

Last, did i ask enough questions? should i do my own AMA? did putting this message in a quote bother you? what is the exact time you are reading this sentence? whats the top 3 websites you explore? How do you sleep? are you currently single? if so do you like anyone right now? whats your favorite song? hmm i have a headache now... thanks ._.

I'm on my phone, so my response may seem a little disjointed, but here goes:

I am indeed bisexual.
I first found out when I was 14 years old, though I'd had my suspicions since I was 11/12.
My family do not know, not sure if they ever will. A few friends know, but I'm selective with who finds out for reasons.
I do indeed have experience with both genders.
Sex stuff, y'know. I've had girlfriends and (secret) boyfriends in the past so I've done the romantic and lustful stuff on both teams. Even had a few MMF threesomes (next goal on that front is MFF or MMM - don't mind in which order)
With whom? A variety of people. My first sexual experience was with my (male) best friend when I was 14. Things have grown from there really.

I did indeed write that poem. My blog is home to quite a number of poems. I've never counted, but I'd guess at around 20?
I love writing, so much that it's my profession.
I've been interested in writing seriously for a long while, and determined to succeed since I found out that I'm dyslexic. Again, I have a blog on it.
I don't really have a favourite poet. I look more for the poems themselves.
Probably 'V' by Tony Harrison.

I think I'm a 9. Others would argue maybe 7.

Only have time for the first half. Second half to follow...

[An_Jon]

Originally Posted by thiskittykat

if you would crash into a girl or guy that you instantly fall for would you use a pun? if so which pun? have a pun ever worked for you? how many times have you used a pun on someone? does your mates find your puns annoying?

Last, did i ask enough questions? should i do my own AMA? did putting this message in a quote bother you? what is the exact time you are reading this sentence? whats the top 3 websites you explore? How do you sleep? are you currently single? if so do you like anyone right now? whats your favorite song? hmm i have a headache now... thanks ._.

Part 2:

I would obviously like to be that witty person who would make a pun at that time, bit I think I'd be more likely to gush some random nonsense and then run away terrified. In real life I'm rather timid you see - being a keyboard warrior helps me come out of my shell.
Puns work for me all the damn time. I got my first girlfriend after I made a post about her liking my amazing 'buns' (I'd baked some buns the day before). I was meaning to be flirty, and she blushed so much that I ended up asking her out!
You're not my friend irl until I've used a pun on you. I've even used one on the CEO of the company I work for.
Probably, but I don't care. In moderation they've learned to tolerate me, largely :P

NO, ASK MORE QUESTIONS
You totally should, then message me with the link so I can comment on it - as per the rules of this thread :P
You put it in a spoiler, so not at all :P
The first time was 12:13pm (GMT). Now it's 23:53pm GMT.
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On my right side, arms out in front. I also snore. Loudly.
I am, unfortunately.
A few people...
I have loads, but for the last 13 months it's been 'Plastic Skateboard' by Brave Baby.

You're welcome!

[An_Jon]

Originally Posted by underwarelad

Hello

If you was to watch porn what category would it be and why

Hi Underwarelad!

As much bondage as possible because oh boy oh boy I love bondage. I don't mind which gender is tied up - so long as they are well and truly beaten, abused, and regret their decision slightly by then end of it. *Cums*

[Unidentified]

What was your favorite class in highschool?

Favorite three letters of the alphabet (rhetorical question, answer is uni <3)?

Dogs or cats?

Whats your zodiac sign?

Favorite color flower?

Which topping should be on every pizza?

Meat or sallad?

What is your favorite piece of clothing?

In a private setting, are you more comfortable naked or clothed?

What sort of thoughts flow through your mind when you walk through a dark alley late at night?

Favorite drink?

Which taste do you love the most (salt, bitter etc.)

Whats your most precious memory of the past?

Do you believe people can be friends with their ex?

Favorite way to travel?

What was the name of your first ever stuffed animal?

Do you have a driver license?

What would you say that the weirdest thing about you on a sexual level is?

Which getDare members would you like to meet in real life?

With which getDare members would you like to have somr playtime in real life?

Do you like rope?