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[Dutch]

Why do you think the Dutch are going to rule the world?

Why do you pretend to be a bastard when you're clearly not when you look closer?

[Anjelen]

Originally Posted by Dutch

Why do you think the Dutch are going to rule the world?

Are you kidding me? You don't know it, but we already do...

Originally Posted by dutch

Why do you pretend to be a bastard when you're clearly not when you look closer?

Because it drives away people who won't actually look closer and realise i'm not as much of a bastard as i seem to be, saving me tons of time and effort. Odd how that goes, innit?

[Leopard]

How can you be bothered literally writing essays at people in s/m ads who you disapprove of?


(That was a very entertaining thread :P)

[Anjelen]

Originally Posted by Leopard

How can you be bothered literally writing essays at people in s/m ads who you disapprove of?
(That was a very entertaining thread :P)

Simply put? I do it for contrast. If i write a reply that borders on TL;DR in the thread of someone who's already made himself look dumb, i make that person look dumber.

It's cruel, but apparantly effective

[Leopard]

Would you get mad if I tried to grammar nazi you?

[Anjelen]

Originally Posted by Leopard

Would you get mad if I tried to grammar nazi you?

No, i'd point out i'm Dutch and not infallible.

What's your excuse?

[DaVance]

Is there a triangular-shaped park across the street from your residence?

Is there a soccer field in the park?

Is your car parked in the parking lot in front of your residence?

What color is it?

What planet would you most like to visit before you die? Why?

Would you like to live in a monastery? Why or why not?

Do you enjoy a large bowl of spaghetti?

Do you ever just want to get away from all people and just be left alone?

Would you enjoy relaxing in a milk bath?

Would you like to be lost on a deserted island?

If you could have one person on that island with you, who would it be?

[Leopard]

Originally Posted by Anjelen

No, i'd point out i'm Dutch and not infallible.

What's your excuse?

Ooh, good answer

Tiredness.

[Anjelen]

Originally Posted by DaVance

Is there a triangular-shaped park across the street from your residence?

Ooo, i see someone has discovered Google Earth. Triangular? Roughly, yes.

Originally Posted by DaVance

Is there a soccer field in the park?

There is. Hmm - you must be getting your info from somewhere more recent as Google Earth. Y'know, i always have coffee ...

Originally Posted by DaVance

Is your car parked in the parking lot in front of your residence?

Nope. I don't own a car. Why would i when i live at a stone's throw from a major subway station?

Originally Posted by DaVance

What color is it?

it's octarine. See the previous question.

Originally Posted by DaVance

What planet would you most like to visit before you die? Why?

Mars. I mean, come on, that entire planet is bathed in red light... It's the perfect go-to place for a man-ho.

Originally Posted by DaVance

Would you like to live in a monastery? Why or why not?

Live in? Sure, why not, as long as i don't have to be abstinent... I make my living with nonabstinence!

Originally Posted by DaVance

Do you enjoy a large bowl of spaghetti?

I'll eat everything - and i love children. Sorry, old joke. I like Spaghetti enough, but the best food ever is my mother's oven saurkraut dish >.>

Originally Posted by DaVance

Do you ever just want to get away from all people and just be left alone?

Heh. Quite the reverse - i'm well aware that i should socialise more.

Originally Posted by DaVance

Would you enjoy relaxing in a milk bath?

Actually, i have done this. It's... Nothing special, really. Good for the skin, though!

Originally Posted by DaVance

Would you like to be lost on a deserted island?

Hell no. I needs me my internets or i'll go crazy. Besides, how else am i going to look up the survival skills required?
Come to think of it i'd probably be dead within the week.

Originally Posted by DaVance

If you could have one person on that island with you, who would it be?

Hmm. A cute guy or gal with the survivor skills i lack and the same morals as i have?

... Being, no morals at all

[sweetsong]

Can you please just not stop typing? I really like reading you.

You never told me what your favorite color is! What is it? (:

Vanilla or chocolate ice cream?

[Leopard]

Originally Posted by sweetsong

Can you please just not stop typing? I really like reading you.

Not really a question but I just want to second this

[Anjelen]

Originally Posted by sweetsong

Can you please just not stop typing? I really like reading you.

You never told me what your favorite color is! What is it? (:

I did - well, i edited it into the post when i noticed i overlooked the question. But it's Black. Or White. Or any 'color' inbetween. I don't really wear any others - ninety nine percent of my wardrobe for instance, is black. As is my bedding...

Originally Posted by sweetsong

Vanilla or chocolate ice cream?

Ironically enough - Vanilla.

Hmm... If you want me to keep typing then perhaps it's time to write some erotica fiction... grin. Care to be in it?

[sweetsong]

Originally Posted by Anjelen

Ironically enough - Vanilla.

Mine too. (: Yay

Originally Posted by Anjelen

Hmm... If you want me to keep typing then perhaps it's time to write some erotica fiction... grin. Care to be in it?

:0 Would you? Pretty please?

And, it depends on what your plans are for this poor fictional Sweet character.

[Anjelen]

Originally Posted by sweetsong

Mine too. (: Yay
:0 Would you? Pretty please?
And, it depends on what your plans are for this poor fictional Sweet character.

Now that all depends... on just what you think you'd care to see happen to poor, fictional Sweet.

[sweetsong]

Originally Posted by Anjelen

Now that all depends... on just what you think you'd care to see happen to poor, fictional Sweet.

(I am reporting to your thread thanks to your nudge. And the fact that I am awake with nothing to do.)

Well, let's see. What is your favorite thing to see happen to a lady?

(I'm sure you know what the proper context is for these questions...)

What is your favorite thing to do to a lady?

What is your favorite thing for a lady to do to you?

If I approve of your answers then I will suggest you write about those things. I find favorites are the best.