Ask the Bastard (Anjelen) anything! - i love gD moderators

[Anjelen]

I mean it. Anything at all. Any and all questions will go answered with all due honesty. I don't lie. I simply never do. That still doesn't mean i give you a straight answer every time though, if i don't think the question should be answered...

Feel challenged yet?

1) If you don't like the answer you get, you've probably asked me a question i could answer without answering it.
2) If you do like the answer you get - read it again. I may have just been leading you around the bush.
3) Don't worry, it's safe. I'm not going to bite you, or insult you.
4) Unless you ask for it. Then...

you've asked for it...

[Demon Thief]

Okay, I'll ask a few...

What is Dom-Fu?

From your avatar, I would guess you like wolves. Why?

Any hobbies?

If so, what are they?

Favorite type of food?

[Mere]

ANYTHING?
Your residential address?
lol kidding!!
NOT
hows ya today?

[Anjelen]

Originally Posted by Demon Thief

Okay, I'll ask a few...

What is Dom-Fu?

Dom-Fu is the Martial Smart of UberDomlyness. When an experienced Dominant reaches powerlevel ten thousand, and a great shocking event happens to them, and they are pure of heart, they can transform into Uberdom form and begin learning Dom-Fu.
... Or was that Dragonball Z?

The first Tennant of Dom-Fu; "Remember, 'Dom' means 'Stupid' in Dutch. Learn from every occasion, every moment, every person'

Even though it's nothing serious at all i simply like to laughingly use 'Dom-Fu' to refer to the collection of knowledges, credes and wisdoms that i've gathered over the years, from learning from others or from learning myself.

Originally Posted by Demon Thief

From your avatar, I would guess you like wolves. Why?

I have a ... Fascination with wolves, ever since i won a contest at my first boarding school - as a nine year old boy i got to spend a week with a biologist 'living amongst' wolves. (In a local zoo. It was a controlled environment. but still... Woah.) Wolves are social animals and go through life in packs following a simple, yet elegant structure wherein every individual knows their place and acts on it - even if acting on it means constantly vying to improve their standing. And, while i certainly do not see myself as an Omega - i do certainly vy and try to constantly improve myself and where i stand in the world.

Originally Posted by Demon Thief

Any hobbies?

Yup.

Originally Posted by Demon Thief

If so, what are they?

Wall climbing, swimming, bycicling (when i get the chance)
Reading (Fantasy, Webcomics, Certain... Kind Of Books such as the Kama Sutra, Koka Shastra, etc...)
My 'Job' - oh come on. I make money from sex. I'm not going to call that a serious job. :P
Anything at all that grabs my interest for longer than five minutes, for whatever duration it holds my attention. I can not do nothing. Would you believe i've chosen to read the Encyclopedia Britannica, page-for-page, rather than go bored when i was little?
Anyway... I'm a huge geek.

Originally Posted by Demon Thief

Favorite type of food?

Any food don't have to cook for myself, when i eat alone.
Any food i can cook and share for others, when i eat with others.

there ya go. next!

[Anjelen]

Originally Posted by Mere

ANYTHING?
Your residential address?
lol kidding!!
NOT
hows ya today?

Wevershoekstraat 23a, 3081 PA, Rotterdam (The Netherlands).

Experienced Dominant, Fair Rates, i'll try not to scare you. Bring a friend
Kidding!
... Or am i?

I'm good. Though i have to reinstall my darn webpage server today!

[CollaredBlondie]

what's your favourite drink? Alcoholic, non alcoholic, both?

[Anjelen]

Favorite non-alcoholic drink - Coffee. I neeeeds it.
Favorite alcoholic drink - Red Bull & Vodka. Gets you drunk but you only notice you're drunk when the red bull wears off and you realise you've been talking utter nonsense for the past three hours. Hilarity ensues.

[CollaredBlondie]

Originally Posted by Anjelen

]...] you realise you've been talking utter nonsense for the past three hours. Hilarity ensues.

I do that without alcohol...

If you had to give up BDSM but were offered any job (except anything BDSM related) in the world, what would you pick instead?

[sweetsong]

What's your favorite color?

What type of shoe do you normally wear?

How does one date when they have your.... "job"? Or are you just not interested in the whole falling in love thing?

Do you have any siblings?

Why did you go to boarding school?

[Anjelen]

Originally Posted by CollaredBlondie

I do that without alcohol...

If you had to give up BDSM but were offered any job (except anything BDSM related) in the world, what would you pick instead?

I would like to be in IT - something along the lines of Bastard Operator From Hell

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Originally Posted by sweetsong

What's your favorite color?

My favorite color - black, white, or shades of gray. Thoug i hear they're not colors at all...

What type of shoe do you normally wear?

How does one date when they have your.... "job"? Or are you just not interested in the whole falling in love thing?

Do you have any siblings?

Why did you go to boarding school?

Any type of shoe i damned well please. Seriously though - hiking shoes, steel-toed work shoes - i loves 'em. No shoes or socks whenever i can get away with it.

One dates as any other person - while emotions are somewhat of a closed case for me, personally, i can definately enjoy being affectionate towards and fussing over my dates - if not for this thing called 'love', then simply because it feels good to be appreciated without the trappings of a financial agreement in the way.

I have two sibblings - older brothers in fact, 12 and 13 years older than i.

I went to my first boarding school because the neurological disorder that renders me emotionless that i have, also made me different back then. Different enough that it was decided i should go to a place for difficult children.

[Star Shadows]

Ooooh another Dutch person!!

Hoi, Ik heet Rebecca =D prettig met u kennis te maken

Spreekt U Nederlands?

Waar is het toilet, alstublieft?
(me don't other than the first bit its all coppied off BBC, but I tried)

Do you you like Guus Meeuwis?

Should I give up on trying to learn Dutch now?

Why are you a bastard, you seem nice to me?

[Anjelen]

Originally Posted by Star Shadows

Ooooh another Dutch person!!

Hoi, Ik heet Rebecca =D prettig met u kennis te maken

Spreekt U Nederlands?

Waar is het toilet, alstublieft?
(me don't other than the first bit its all coppied off BBC, but I tried)

Do you you like Guus Meeuwis?

Should I give up on trying to learn Dutch now?

Why are you a bastard, you seem nice to me?

- Dag Rebecca. Mijn naam is Guus Pot. Zonder dollen. (Hello, Rebecca. My name is Guus Pot. I'm not kidding you.)

- Het toilet is verstopt. (The toilet is hidden. though 'verstopt' also means 'clogged'. i know, worst joke ever. 'Pot' is also a Dutch word for 'Jar'. And 'Toilet'. Seems they who thought up our language weren't very creative...)

Holy fuck no, i hate Guus Meeuwis. Though not as much as Jan(tje) Smit.

Don't give up! Knowing new languages is good! And Dutch especially, for when we finally blow up all those dykes we've built all over the world and conquer you in the resulting confusion!

I'm not a bastard - i'm a Bastard. A member of the Bastard Guild, BDSM subdivision. Check out the Bastard Operator From Hell to find out the distinction.

... Besides, i've a feeling some (most, cough) of the people in the S/M ad area aren't going to agree that i seem nice...

[Leopard]

If you could pick only one five second moment in time to show as an example of yourself, what would it be?

When did you first know that you were inclined towards BDSM?

What was your first experience in the lifestyle?

[Star Shadows]

Can I have a cuddle?

Why can't google translate speak the languages it translates to?

Ben je ooit uit een boom gevallen?

Why do people think youre nasty?

[Anjelen]

Originally Posted by Leopard

If you could pick only one five second moment in time to show as an example of yourself, what would it be?

The roughly five seconds it took me to land in a bunch of stinging nettles after my front bycicle wheel hit a stone when i was going down a looong-ass slope, when i was roughly 9.

Originally Posted by Leopard

When did you first know that you were inclined towards BDSM?

Approximately five seconds after i first had it explained to me... So about age 14

Originally Posted by Leopard

What was your first experience in the lifestyle?

Believe it or not, but i couldn't say. Though my first 'official' experience in the lifestyle was, the first time i went into service to learn to Dominate properly, being suspended from a cross and having to kick the asshole dominant in the face who decided that piercing my penis without my consent would be a good way to start things off.

Originally Posted by Star Shadows

Can I have a cuddle?

Sure. Cuddle!

Originally Posted by Star Shadows

Why can't google translate speak the languages it translates to?

I'm... Not sure i understand the question. But do you have any idea how hard it is to translate a language into another without this thing called 'intuition?'. Computers be dumb.

Originally Posted by Star Shadows

Ben je ooit uit een boom gevallen?

Yup, i've fallen out of trees. And out of jungle gyms. And, once, out of a classroom.

Originally Posted by Star Shadows

Why do people think youre nasty?

Largely because of threads like this or this.