05-16-2021, 03:15 PM | #3856 |
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Wish granted, your neighbor has lost all his/her barbecue skills, even to the point that you have lost some of your skills as well, just to catch up. By the way, that neighbor knows that you and your stupid wish is the reason why his burgers now turns into burned chunks of something vaguely representing remnants of an exploded coal mine. He might want to have a talk with you...
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05-16-2021, 10:09 PM | #3857 |
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Congratulations! Some weird timetravel mishap teleported repair nanites into your washing machine. They repair it and even upgrade it to be absolutely super cool and futuristic, with the best water saving systems, energy conservation, AI clothing and dirt detection, it's own tastes in detergent, sentience, voice input and output, free will, an unbreakable connection to and ability to post on all social media you're on, feelings like happiness or laziness, and a friendship module allowing it to make friends and enemies at will.
Here's to hoping you don't upset it, or it might just air your dirty laundry online.... literally. I wish affordable transhumansim was already here, so people could pick and mix whatever bodies they want.
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05-17-2021, 08:04 AM | #3858 |
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Granted. But the Bundesagentur für Transhumanische Forschung und Technikfolgenabschätzung decides that the technology will be government regulated and first be offered first to people who are 90 years or older and/or having dementia and/or serving more than 7 life sentences. Everyone else should wait until their turn arrives according to a set of complex and byzantine rules, with exceptions and exceptions to the exceptions. In other words, life as usual in Germany - which means your chance will won't come... until you turn 90 and have committed a couple of serious crimes, like cutting the line at a supermarket, and can't remember how you got to the supermarket in the first place.
I wish we would discover microbial life on Mars this year.
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05-17-2021, 04:38 PM | #3859 |
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HAhhahahaa "Bundesagentur für Transhumanische Forschung und Technikfolgenabschätzung" this would literally be the most german thing ever. I love it.
Well i guess i'll be waiting until all the people over 90 have had their share. Eventually they'll have to lower the limit right? Or i'll emigrate xD Your wish is granted. Microbial life is discovered by Perseverance beyond any reasonable doubt. This results in an incredibly strong eco movement to immediately halt all exploration of the red planet, as to not destroy the frail life there is by accidental human intervention. An empassioned Greta Thunberg makes several teary eyed TV appearances where she says that destroying one planet should be enough. Everyone not supporting the movement is seen as someone willing to annihilate life on an entire planet. This lobby group gets any and all projects for Mars exploration shut down successfully to allow the microbes to develop on their own. Elon Musk is devastated. The LosAngeles Accords are signed, colloquially known as the Mars protection bill. Without equipment to test the microbes on the planet, it can't be established whether the microbes were native to mars, or contamination that came in on the rover. Eventually the hype will blow over and same as with other UN bills will be ignored, once the asteroid belt is full of mining operations. Then several organizations will send down probes and humans to ascertain what they saw in 2021. Could take a couple decades for that though. I wish people wouldn't like disturbingly awful TV shows.
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05-22-2021, 01:00 AM | #3860 |
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Granted. People suddenly lose interest in disturbingly awful TV shows. Everything is going fine, and Discovery Channel and NatGeo are enjoying soaring ratings. But then the cracks begin to appear. The people whose baser instincts were appeased by disturbingly awful shows like American Horror Story, Black Mirror, Penny Dreadful, 13 Reasons Why, and Bachelor, are now experiencing withdrawal symptoms, that include restlessness, insomnia, and voices in their heads telling them to do dreadful things. Soon, News is full of stories that are too gruesome to believe. Governments around the world announce Purges that will help satisfy the blood lust, so that the violence is contained to only a few days a year.
In Germany, of course, the purges are regulated by a strict set of Ordnungen devised by a Bundesagentur appointed by Chancellor Baerbock, which regulates, for example, how many slashes of a machete are allowed during a brutal murder depending on the gender and age (the "Mannheimer Tabelle"), the correct recycling bins to dispose of body parts, and the obligation to pay in full the unpaid taxes of the people you murder. I wish that strawberries were purple instead of red.
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02-08-2022, 08:33 PM | #3861 |
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Granted, but it means that they are overdue.
I wish that a woman had me kept in a cage.
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02-27-2022, 12:13 PM | #3862 |
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Granted. But your use of past perfect tense in the wish meant that the wish lasted for only an infinitesimal part of a second, which, in a strict grammatical sense, is required for the wish to be fulfilled. Who knew genies were grammar Nazis?
I wish I could turn in to any animal while retaining my normal consciousness and thinking, and revert back to my normal form whenever I wish.
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02-27-2022, 12:24 PM | #3863 |
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Wish granted but in order to transform back into a human you have to be fucked by a human
I wish I had the power to make anyone do what I wanted
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02-27-2022, 12:45 PM | #3864 |
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Granted, hovever when ever you use your power you have to do the same thing they are forced to do, only you have to do it naked.
I wish I had magic diapers that changed themselves.
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04-17-2022, 08:18 AM | #3865 |
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Wish granted, but they get on way too quickly whenever they're changing or getting off of you that you can't do anything against it and be spanked quite nicely everytime they do. :P
I wish, in addition to my rosebud sounding kit, i'd have a hegar sounding kit in the same diameters as well. Hope that's the ones that are the same diameter all the way and i'm not mixing anything up.
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04-17-2022, 08:59 AM | #3866 |
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Your wish is granted but they'll get stuck in you at a really inopportune moment at least 5 times in your life time.
I wish I had a button that would magically insert a butt plug into the ass of whoever's name was said immediately prior to pressing the button.
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04-24-2022, 11:25 AM | #3867 |
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It is always your name. Every day roll 4d6 the number is the hour you have to start having one butt plug in for the whole hour.
I wish I had a nice big bubble butt
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04-27-2022, 08:10 PM | #3868 |
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bumping with teh butt
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04-28-2022, 08:00 AM | #3869 |
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Granted, but it's too big to get through your door
I wish that all of my wishes would be granted P.S. No need to bump this thread. It sometimes dies out for weeks or months, but always comes back again
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04-29-2022, 12:04 PM | #3870 | |
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but for you: For every wish you make it will get a random side effect randomly picked out of this thread I wish I could shapeshift into the body of a women (but without uterus)
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