How Does the Urban Dictionary Define You?

[subGanymede]

Here's the perfectly accurate definition for my name on Urban Dictionary:

A man who is above all men. A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it.


As there's nothing for subGanymede, here's the definition for Ganymede:
Name for someone who is so far back in the closet they can see Narnia.

Also known as the largest moon of the planet Jupiter.

In Greek mythology, Ganymede was the most beautiful man on the earth. Zeus, the king of the gods and resident gang-banger, stole Ganymede from earth so he could become the water-bearer of the gods, aka Aquarius.