Ask a Monkey anything...

[pet monkey]

Hello!

I am (re)creating my AMA thread with a couple of bonuses, as requested by a certain Butterfly and Devious one.

For every post I will edge once.

Every 20th poster (so post 20, 40 60, etc...), with the exception of me, of course, will get to assign me a custom edge which, pending approval by Miss Butterfly and/or asslvr I will do and send a report.

So, really what are you waiting for, you know the rules... ask something, I'd love to answer.

Message from Miss Butterfly: You cannot make more than one post in a row (other than colosubguy). Somebody else must have made a post after you, before your post will be counted again. This will prevent people from spamming the ama to build up edges. Thank you all for your help and support and we can't wait to see who the lucky custom edge posters will be.

[Mr. Devious]

Hello Mr. Monkey Man!!!

Figured I would get you started

How long do you think it will take to finish our edge bank game?

[Mr. Devious]

Did we make it too easy on you?

[Mr. Devious]

Did we make it too hard?

[Mr. Devious]

What is your favorite reduction task?

[Mr. Devious]

What is your least favorite reduction task?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by asslvr

Hello Mr. Monkey Man!!!

Figured I would get you started

How long do you think it will take to finish our edge bank game?

Well, I'm not sure how many reductions I got today. So I'm guessing around 1.5 to 2 weeks?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by asslvr

Did we make it too easy on you?

*WARNING WILL ROBINSON*

*IT'S A TRAP*

I don't like this question. You know the little guy's gonna wanna answer! Right now ... Ok Ok ...

The little guy says maybe yes .. the big brain reserves judgement until I see how a couple of days with reductions go.

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by asslvr

Did we make it too hard?

This is an easy answer, no, you did not make it too hard.

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by asslvr

What is your favorite reduction task?

I would have to say my favorite reduction task is going to be Sunday's daily task.

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by asslvr

What is your least favorite reduction task?

Two words: Rubber Band

[Butterfly]

What is your favorite blog post you've ever posted?
Whose blog is your favorite to read?
What is the hardest thing Asslvr and I have asked you to do?
What is your favorite rule?
What one question could people ask you that you would hesitate or refuse to answer?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by asslvr's.butterfly

What is your favorite blog post you've ever posted?
It would have to be this one. It was just so .. random .. and fun to write, just free writing I guess.
Whose blog is your favorite to read?
Probably a toss up between NLG and Toasty Warm.
What is the hardest thing Asslvr and I have asked you to do?
The only thing that pops into my mind right now that qualified as a 'struggle' was the first time I begged for you on Skype. It was so hard to make the words work.
What is your favorite rule?
Of the rules we have right now, my favorite is having to ask permission to pee. I love being controlled and that one takes away a simple need from me and puts it into your control. It keeps my mind on you all the time.
What one question could people ask you that you would hesitate or refuse to answer?

I assume this is already ruling out anything personally identifying... so ... I honestly can't think of anything I would flat out refuse to answer. If people want to take that as a challenge I'm open for it

[eivins]

1. What's your favorite flower?
2. What's the longest your hair has ever been?
3. Do you feel old?
4. Aliens?
5. Favorite task you've gotten from Miss Butterfly!
6. Favorite number?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by eivins

1. What's your favorite flower?
I would have to say it is the Night-blooming_cereus It seems like such a rare, tragic, beautiful flower.
2. What's the longest your hair has ever been?
Somewhere between my shoulder blades and mid back was the longest I ever had it. One day I decided it was enough, went to get it cut and donated it all to Locks of Love. I keep it short now
3. Do you feel old?
No, I don't. As a matter of fact, every time I think of how long ago something happened I go into mini shock, because it doesn't seem like I've been around that long.
4. Aliens?
Yes, and I'm still waiting for them to come back and pick me up
5. Favorite task you've gotten from Miss Butterfly!
Our first chat room game (which also, coincidentally, was my first chance to have an orgasm with her. I didn't succeed, but I loved loved LOVED the game
6. Favorite number?

My favorite number is 7.