Fieldofbunnys' AMA, but I WILL always lie...

[Fieldofbunnys]

That's right, you read that right. You get to ask me absolutely anything, and I will give the most truthful and honest answer you have ever heard.
It will be so truthful of an answer that your clothes will explode right off of your body.
My truths are so powerful that reading them is almost orgasmic.
How could you pass up the opportunity to be straight up lied to- or um confessed to?
So ask away.

To spice it up a bit, I definitely won't() edge once for every 5 questions asked :3

[MastersVoice]

Here is my first question; How many bunnies are in a field of bunnies and is it possible to stroke them all in one day?

[Fieldofbunnys]

Originally Posted by MastersVoice

Here is my first question; How many bunnies are in a field of bunnies and is it possible to stroke them all in one day?

Answer 1: There are always exactly 127 bunnies in a field of bunnies. Normally it would be easy to stroke this many bunnies but they are all spread really far apart, so it makes stroking them all in one day nearly impossible.

[MastersVoice]

How big is a bunny cock and is yours any bigger?

[Fieldofbunnys]

Originally Posted by MastersVoice

How big is a bunny cock and is yours any bigger?

Answer 2&3: The average bunny cock size is about the average size of a average store bought carrot. I am not talking about baby sized carrots, I mean full GMO sized carrots. My cock is on a different level though. You know those carrots Bugs Bunny eats? Yeah, that's the size I am talking about. You will never be able to unsee those carrots he holds as cocks now xD

[DaVance]

Are all 127 of the bunnies in a field of bunnies the same color? In Canada are the bunnies all white to hide in the snow? And in a field of bunnies say about 800 miles south are all the bunnies brown? And most important do bunnies blush and create a pink hue in an otherwise white field of bunnies? What would make a bunny blush?

[Fieldofbunnys]

Originally Posted by DaVance

Are all 127 of the bunnies in a field of bunnies the same color? In Canada are the bunnies all white to hide in the snow? And in a field of bunnies say about 800 miles south are all the bunnies brown? And most important do bunnies blush and create a pink hue in an otherwise white field of bunnies? What would make a bunny blush?

Answer 4: No, they come in many different colours. Colours such as red, yellow, blue, green, purple, red, brown, red, white, yellow, black, grey, red, etc...

Answer 5: Don't be ridicules. They fly south for the winter

Answer 6: Actually yes, that's where Easter island is, and that's where the chocolate bunnies are created :3

Answer 7: Yes they do. It kinda looks like radiation if you stare at them too long though.

Answer 8: Squirrels, they pull pranks on bunnies all the time. Squirrels like throwing white/grey paint at bunnies thus hiding their beautiful natural colours. This unfortunately also hides the blush of the bunnies.

[MastersVoice]

Do the 127 bunnies in the field have sex?

Do they all have sex together?

If they do which one always gets left out or do they take it in turns to be lonely?

[Fieldofbunnys]

Originally Posted by MastersVoice

Do the 127 bunnies in the field have sex?

Answer 9: Yes they do have sex, but never to reproduce. It is almost always for sport.

Originally Posted by MastersVoice

Do they all have sex together?

Answer 10: You see, this sport I am talking about is actually a never ending sport like Bowling or Hobble Toss.

Originally Posted by MastersVoice

If they do which one always gets left out or do they take it in turns to be lonely?

Answer 11: The rules of this sport are kinda like ones you would find in a tag team wrestling match. If you get exausted, you can tag in a bunny, then when they get exhausted, they can tag you back in. Don't worry about them getting exhausted, special recreational steroids are provided to make sure they are at maximum lustful power.

[SasssySlavePuppy]

Woof woof

1)when was the last time a bunny got a blowjob?

2) Do bunnies fornicate with other species?

Woof your horny puppy woof

[Fieldofbunnys]

Originally Posted by SasssySlavePuppy

Woof woof

1)when was the last time a bunny got a blowjob?

Answer 12: Right now.

Originally Posted by SasssySlavePuppy

2) Do bunnies fornicate with other species?

Woof your horny puppy woof

Answer 13: Yeah, of course they do. However, the bunnies in this particular field of bunnies have never seen any other species in their life, so they haven't.

[MastersVoice]

As you seem to be numbering all answers, does this mean each question/answer is adding up to a number to be completed for a different task?

Do the 127 bunnies in the fields all have names?

If so what are they?

[Grapefruit]

why are you so fucking adorable? Can i cuddle you?

[Fieldofbunnys]

Originally Posted by MastersVoice

As you seem to be numbering all answers, does this mean each question/answer is adding up to a number to be completed for a different task?

Answer 14: No, I am definitely not edging per every 5 questions asked or anything

Originally Posted by MastersVoice

Do the 127 bunnies in the fields all have names?

Answer 15: No they don't have names.

Originally Posted by MastersVoice

If so what are they?

Their names are all here :3

Originally Posted by Grapefruit

why are you so fucking adorable?

Answer 16: Every day I make sure to drink one bottle of cute juice. It supposedly is supposed to make me much more cuter than the average bear.

Originally Posted by Grapefruit

Can i cuddle you?

Answer 17: Absolutely not! ^w^ *Cuddles you*

[MastersVoice]

Which of the 127 bunnies is your favorite bunny in the field of bunnies?

Who looks after the field of bunnies when you are busy...edging?

If she asks nicely, would you let Grapefruit stroke one of your 127 bunnies?

Is there a time limit to this AMA thread?

What are the ingredients in your cute juice?