Advanced Pee-Drinking Predicament

[MarvHarvey]

This is something for someone who knows what to expect...be warned!

Read through to see what supplies you need, and where to put them to carry out the dare.Strip (optional: wear your favourite clothes). (Optional: to avoid soaking your bed, do it laying on the floor.)

• Fill a litre bottle with pee.
• Take a 2-litre soda pop bottle and cut the bottom out, so you have a big funnel.
• Lay on your bed (so you can't make a mistake later!) and tie your feet to the foot of the bed.
• Put one handcuff around your left wrist, and put the key where only your right hand can reach it.
• Now take the lid off the litre of pee, and hold it in your left hand.
• You need to hold the big funnel in your right hand with the normal top in your mouth (plug it with your tongue) and the open bottom up in the air.
• Pour the pee into the big bottle-funnel and set the first bottle aside.
• Reach over with your left hand and lock the other end of the handcuff to the headboard of the bed (or use a loop of rope if there is no place to attach the cuff)
• Now you are laying on your bed with the open "funnel" of pee in your mouth and held by your right hand. That hand is needed to free your left from the cuffs so you can get up.
• There is no way to use your right hand without making a big mess on your bed, soaking it with pee. You must drink it.
• Take your time and enjoy every drop.
• When you are finished, set the bottle/funnel aside (have a towel ready) and then unlock the cuff from your left hand.

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