The Rhyming Couplet Game - Page 5

Runesmith · 12-26-2016, 01:23 AM

Writing couplets after a Christmas dinner
Brings out the best and makes you a winner

cooperjess · 12-27-2016, 09:08 AM

But my couplets are bad, my mind is murky:
I'm still so god-damned full of turkey!

Masterwants · 12-27-2016, 02:32 PM

But i think it's the creamy Stilton cheese
That makes the words rhyme with such ease

Runesmith · 12-28-2016, 01:06 AM

It's really those oysters, with rosemary vinegar
That make you boisterous, and rhyme for longer

Masterwants · 12-28-2016, 01:56 PM

It's really the Christmas pud
That makes me so damn good

nina@ · 12-28-2016, 02:02 PM

The turkey, the cheese, the pud and the oyster!
All make me feel that I should hit the gym faster!!

Masterwants · 12-28-2016, 02:06 PM

We'd love to make a bet
On just how much you can sweat

Runesmith · 12-29-2016, 09:38 AM

Beware of gym memberships, they are for life
Cancelling one is like divorcing your wife

Masterwants · 12-30-2016, 02:30 AM

I'm always thankful that the gym is content
With settlements of much less than fifty percent

Wolf007 · 12-30-2016, 08:17 AM

All you people who've put on some extra pounds, just chill.
I'm sure some good folks will come up with a magical pill.

pet monkey · 12-30-2016, 09:07 AM

No one will make a magic pill to lose pounds
All the scientist make are pills to make your penis more round

Runesmith · 12-30-2016, 11:31 AM

Penis pills take science, this is no farce,
It takes less effort to put a man on Mars

Masterwants · 01-03-2017, 07:51 AM

Keeping my Mars in the fridge
Makes sure the choccy don't squidge

Runesmith · 01-04-2017, 03:00 AM

You should throw that Mars away
And have the entire Milky Way

Masterwants · 01-04-2017, 07:53 AM

But eating a Galaxy whole
Is much better for the soul

12-26-2016, 01:23 AM	#61
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Writing couplets after a Christmas dinner Brings out the best and makes you a winner __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter Last edited by Runesmith; 12-26-2016 at 01:23 AM. Reason: Well, not really... this couplet is lame

12-27-2016, 09:08 AM	#62
cooperjess Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: UK Posts: 202 Blog Entries: 2	But my couplets are bad, my mind is murky: I'm still so god-damned full of turkey! __________________ Jess \| 22 \| Bi AMAB. back after a long hiatus, active occasionally(?) - msg me, if you like

12-28-2016, 01:06 AM	#64
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	It's really those oysters, with rosemary vinegar That make you boisterous, and rhyme for longer __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

12-29-2016, 09:38 AM	#68
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Beware of gym memberships, they are for life Cancelling one is like divorcing your wife __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

12-30-2016, 08:17 AM	#70
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	All you people who've put on some extra pounds, just chill. I'm sure some good folks will come up with a magical pill. __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out

12-27-2016, 02:32 PM	#63
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 625 Blog Entries: 11	But i think it's the creamy Stilton cheese That makes the words rhyme with such ease

12-28-2016, 01:56 PM	#65
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 625 Blog Entries: 11	It's really the Christmas pud That makes me so damn good

12-28-2016, 02:02 PM	#66
nina@ getDare Succubus Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 1,665 Blog Entries: 25	The turkey, the cheese, the pud and the oyster! All make me feel that I should hit the gym faster!!

12-28-2016, 02:06 PM	#67
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 625 Blog Entries: 11	We'd love to make a bet On just how much you can sweat

12-30-2016, 02:30 AM	#69
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 625 Blog Entries: 11	I'm always thankful that the gym is content With settlements of much less than fifty percent

12-30-2016, 09:07 AM	#71
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12-30-2016, 11:31 AM	#72
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	Penis pills take science, this is no farce, It takes less effort to put a man on Mars __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

01-03-2017, 07:51 AM	#73
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 625 Blog Entries: 11	Keeping my Mars in the fridge Makes sure the choccy don't squidge

01-04-2017, 03:00 AM	#74
Runesmith Stranger with candy Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Stuttgart, Germany Posts: 989 Blog Entries: 20	You should throw that Mars away And have the entire Milky Way __________________ Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter

01-04-2017, 07:53 AM	#75
Masterwants Distinguished Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: UK Posts: 625 Blog Entries: 11	But eating a Galaxy whole Is much better for the soul