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saltychip · 12-17-2021, 03:34 AM

The only throne you can claim for king is denial...

Wolf007 · 12-17-2021, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by pet monkey

but... If you don't bend your knees, how do you walk?

It's possible, I just tried it to find out!

Although it looks weird, you can wobble from left to right (or right to left) and move forward or backward while keeping your legs straight. I didn't try to move sideways, so that still requires deeper investigation.

In conclusion: I'm no longer bending my knee to anyone, unless moving sideways should prove impossible or nearly impossible.

So...yeah... hope this was a satisfying answer.

pet monkey · 12-17-2021, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolf007

It's possible, I just tried it to find out!

Although it looks weird, you can wobble from left to right (or right to left) and move forward or backward while keeping your legs straight. I didn't try to move sideways, so that still requires deeper investigation.

In conclusion: I'm no longer bending my knee to anyone, unless moving sideways should prove impossible or nearly impossible.

So...yeah... hope this was a satisfying answer.

I appreciate you testing that for me. So, to clarify what you said: you looked like a penguin?

Wolf007 · 12-17-2021, 06:48 AM

Yes I did, you tried it too?!!
We might have found a way to preserve knees all over the world.

This is going way over my head...

pet monkey · 12-17-2021, 06:50 AM

That's weird, my knees are well below my head

Wolf007 · 12-17-2021, 07:16 AM

Hmmmm.... you seem a lot smarter than the average monkey.

Anyway, there's a solution for that as well. It requires some practice though. "Handstand" they (people) call it.

pet monkey · 12-17-2021, 09:46 AM

I tried this "headstand" thing you spoke of, the doctor says I should be out of the hospital in about a week.

Wolf007 · 12-17-2021, 11:21 AM

Well...eh...on the bright side, you'll probably be home for Christmas! Yay!

LPV · 12-17-2021, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by saltychip

The only throne you can claim for king is denial...

That is one throne LPV will gladly give up!

pet monkey · 12-17-2021, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by LPV

That is one throne LPV will gladly give up!

but, you look so good in it, it fits you

saltychip · 12-17-2021, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolf007

It's possible, I just tried it to find out!

Although it looks weird, you can wobble from left to right (or right to left) and move forward or backward while keeping your legs straight. I didn't try to move sideways, so that still requires deeper investigation.

In conclusion: I'm no longer bending my knee to anyone, unless moving sideways should prove impossible or nearly impossible.

So...yeah... hope this was a satisfying answer.

Oh? Interesting... looks like I'll be looking for a new Hand.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pet monkey

I tried this "headstand" thing you spoke of, the doctor says I should be out of the hospital in about a week.

I know a good nurse or two... 😏

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Originally Posted by LPV

That is one throne LPV will gladly give up!

It was made, just for you. No give backs!

MichelleTheCat2 · 12-17-2021, 07:26 PM

*kitty waits at the side watching the chaos unfold, and then out of no where they get a craving, for headpats!*

Wolf007 · 12-18-2021, 03:59 AM

That's a good tactical move MichelleTheCat2(Kitty). The chaos in this thread is huge. That's because we're all getting nearer to the end and the fabulous prize that goes with it.

@Salts: I forgot about the whole hand thing. What will happen to your old hand? He'll...be...released into freedom without any harm being done I reckon?

Runesmith · 12-18-2021, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by saltychip

Oh? Interesting... looks like I'll be looking for a new Hand.

And here I was thinking that all you needed for Christmas was a new sex toy.. Then again, a hand can also be pretty effective as a sex toy.

Note to self - draft patent application for hand-shaped "intimate massagers."

LPV · 12-18-2021, 03:46 PM

LPV does not want to be the Denial King. Somebody else can have it.

12-17-2021, 03:34 AM	#3151
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12-17-2021, 06:48 AM	#3154
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12-17-2021, 06:50 AM	#3155
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12-17-2021, 07:16 AM	#3156
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	Hmmmm.... you seem a lot smarter than the average monkey. Anyway, there's a solution for that as well. It requires some practice though. "Handstand" they (people) call it. __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out

12-17-2021, 09:46 AM	#3157
pet monkey getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: USA Posts: 1,249 Blog Entries: 100	I tried this "headstand" thing you spoke of, the doctor says I should be out of the hospital in about a week. __________________ Mr. Monkey Man 48/M/USA Bi Sub This SLUT is owned by iSpuds. DJ Monkey: Official Groove Enabler to iSpuds WikiMonkey: Official Fact & Resource Repository for iSpuds PM me 'Haiku' and I will write a Haiku for you on a topic of your choice PM me 'pic' and I will send a sexy pic to iSpuds Monkey Do's and Don'ts Ask a Monkey Anything Ask me about my MONKEY MAGNETISM! ♫♪This is a song about an ol' Monkey♫♪ ♫♪He was a brave Sea Monkey, an ape of the sea♫♪ ♫♪Just one thing about him was pretty weird♫♪ ♫♪It was his swaggerin', peg-leggin', sea-captain's beard!♫♪

12-17-2021, 11:21 AM	#3158
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	Well...eh...on the bright side, you'll probably be home for Christmas! Yay! __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out

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12-18-2021, 03:59 AM	#3163
Wolf007 Account Banned Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Vognor-7 Posts: 415 Blog Entries: 3	That's a good tactical move MichelleTheCat2(Kitty). The chaos in this thread is huge. That's because we're all getting nearer to the end and the fabulous prize that goes with it. @Salts: I forgot about the whole hand thing. What will happen to your old hand? He'll...be...released into freedom without any harm being done I reckon? __________________ ________________;-)__________________ Bye folks! And thanks for your cooperation! End of transmission - Wolf out

12-18-2021, 03:46 PM	#3165
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