Incredibly Unkinky Questions

[Runesmith]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Whathahellen

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
My goal would be to complete all of my goals

3. What was your last online purchase?
An air ticket... as usual

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Naps? Who? Me?

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On the Qi charger

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
I was surrounded. They were everywhere... lights flashing...and then they... waved me through the road block

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Meatball sub

8. What is the last photo you took of?
The number plate of some idiot who was illegally parked halfway blocking my driveway

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Wetherbee... wait, what?

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Third Gate, by Lincoln Child. Read it yourself.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Ending it... the month, I mean

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
The Trump building. I would turn every room in it to a toilet and rename it Dump Building.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
None

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
The one who bids the most... except those scientology nutjobs - they would be disqualified from bidding

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Crossword puzzles

[onemoretime83]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be? Sasha

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Finish my never ending music projects.

3. What was your last online purchase?
Deadpool x Cable omnibus

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Omg fucking yes, naps are practically my #1 hobby

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On the charger in the other room

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Broke up a fight and then didn't say anything

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Salami

8. What is the last photo you took of?
My cat :X

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

Something even more daft punk related?

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about? Name of the wind, Harry potter with an edge I guess?

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Buying a new keyboard

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
Live somewhere sunny

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they? 3 tattoos on my chest and arms, they are secret

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Ryan Reynolds obviously

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy
Backpacking

[Aussiebloke19]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Amber

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Go on a road trip across Australia

3. What was your last online purchase?
Vape kit

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
I sure am, but work usually gets in the way ��

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
Next to me, in charge

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Not too bad, just got told to move on

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Toasted ham and cheese

8. What is the last photo you took of?
Sunset last night

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Not really bothered. Maybe Aussiebloke20 now I'm older

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Trainspotting. If you haven't seen the movie go watch it!

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
I dunno? Going to the pub I guess

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A 4wd

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
tattoo on my chest and another tattoo on my ribs

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Paul walker (but not possible)

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Surfing

[The_Dared]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Umm. Harley is cute but maybe too exotic, so maybe something like Hailey or something androgynous like Sam. Right now a lot of people know me as lakota, but that's also a bit too exotic.

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
I need to get a better job!

3. What was your last online purchase?
purple under armor shirt.

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Not usually, unless I'm really sick.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On the night stand by the bed so that it can charge.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Um, I guess it was at a police check point, but I had nothing to worry about since I hadn't been drinking.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Current favorite is the grilled cheese with everything on it from In-N-Out

8. What is the last photo you took of?
A piece of equipment for work... not very exciting.

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I don't know. Something cute, I guess?

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Oh gosh, I don't remember the exact name, but something to the effect of "database management in python"? The title pretty well sums it up.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
A chance of being freed from wearing diapers. Haha

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
There are a lot of things, a house would be nice, cars, motorcycles... um, I guess number one though would be a nice house.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
I have a cartilage piercing in my left ear and both lobes are pierced. I'm thinking about getting one or two more.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
ummmm.... I wouldn't. I do all my own stunts

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
mountain biking!

[cloudness]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Female
2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Visit my big sister in America
3. What was your last online purchase?
Ram
4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Yes
5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
Anywhere
6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Boring not even joking, it was stupid xD
7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
The manwich which is a full loaf with everything in it
8. What is the last photo you took of?
Goose pic
9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I like my username
10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Twilight
11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Gaming with best mate Danny
12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A shelter for all the homeless
13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
Don't have any
14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Paul Walker T_T
15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Chilling with friends

[Begonia]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

My parents said it would've been Csaba

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

Taking one or two professional certifications

3. What was your last online purchase?

A dress and some bras

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

Yes, I am, but usually I need longer ones.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

On the table next to my bed.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

That was when I wanted to cross the street some meters before the pedestrian crossing with a friend.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

With ham.

8. What is the last photo you took of?

A photo taken of a hotel room.

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

Juliette

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

Programming in HTML5 with JavaScript and CSS3, a web development exam preparation book

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

Going to a symphonic concert

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

I would buy a nice apartment.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

I don't have any tattoos or piercings.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

I don't know, really.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Reading.

[Wedgiebondagebabe]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be? Ash

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?I would like to keep my college GPA where it is. I would also like to be able to release myself from stress better

3. What was your last online purchase? A vibrator, a mini bullet, an anal plug, and nipple and clot suckers

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps? Depends on the day if I can actually fall asleep, but yes.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep? It sits on my bed far enough away from my pillow, but close enough to reach for.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like? They were helping at a walk I was participating in so it was peaceful.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich? BLTs

8. What is the last photo you took of? A picture of the watersides on a cruise ship.

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to? I struggled to come up with this username

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about? Currently I am reading "Survival in Auschwitz" by Primo Levi for a class. It is about the Holocaust.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month? A leadership program that I am on staff for and my upcoming birthday.

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue? A place for my business to start up. The location is probably going to be the biggest financial expense.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they? I have my ears pierced, but I have considered getting a dream catcher tattoo when I graduate from grad school and nipple piercings.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose? I cannot think of any particular actress, but I would want one that is a good role model to girls, women and children. I think there are a lot of up and coming stars that are kicking butt for different movements. I would like someone with that passion and influence to play me.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy? I love crafting and climbing trees.

[andom4444]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

Alexandra

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

Buy a house

3. What was your last online purchase?

A new printer

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

Yes

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

On the bedside cabinet

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

I was at a party with one earlier

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

Steak and cheese

8. What is the last photo you took of?

Of a dog

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

ImmaculateDeception

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

Something to do with medieval King's of England

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

Buying a house

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

A castle or chateau

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

Nope

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

Bennedict cumberbatch

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Walking the dogs

[Evermore]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

Everett

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

Finish my mile run in a shorter time.

3. What was your last online purchase?

Diapers

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

Yes.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

Beside my pillow.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

Good. Was in my classroom.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

Turkey and swiss :3

8. What is the last photo you took of?

My stuffed animals

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

mhm, probably an old name I used to have.

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

Dead Witch Walking. Was about a witch that is standing trial for her use of black magic. Very good read.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

This month being over.

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

A visit to see someone special to me.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

Only have my ears pierced.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

I don't know.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Stargazing.

[SassyTomato]

Originally Posted by lola.fox

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Danielle

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Figure out my identity more and reach my goal weight (being happy with my body is the goal, basically).

3. What was your last online purchase?
Bracelets for my PRIDE club on campus.

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Sometimes, but I feel very lazy or unproductive when I do.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On my computer, charging.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
N/A. Never had one.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Chicken! (like the breast, not lunch meat)

8. What is the last photo you took of?
Myself, for a passport.

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Not sure to be honest.

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
The house of the spirits. It was a story of family history in Chile, in a Fiction style, with some real information about the coup.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Finishing my semester of university

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A surgery for my face maybe.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
None

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Emma watson!

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Video games

Done with them all ^_^

[Siren]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
~

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Figure out what job I want.

3. What was your last online purchase?
A car washing product which I bought as a Father's Day present.

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Not really. I only nap when absolutely necessary because it usually makes me more tired, not less, and it stops me from falling asleep at a normal time in the evening.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
On my bedside table.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
Uncomfortable and shocking.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
I'm partial to a BLT.

8. What is the last photo you took of?
My dog searching for mice in the garden (she thinks she's a cat).

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I just got to change it from Dare... to Siren so I'm really happy with my username right now.

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
The Late Show by Michael Connelly.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
Going to the beach and enjoying the sunshine.

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A holiday.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
I don't have any.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Someone with a good sense of humour.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Reading.

[Granza]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be? Jake

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year? For my business to not run in the red this year.

3. What was your last online purchase? Beads, not the anal kind

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps? YES

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep? Nightstand

6. What was your last encounter with the police like? Friendly, I was a witness in a nasty auto accident

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich? Turkey and pepper jack

8. What is the last photo you took of? Daily picture for Daddy.

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to? I wouldn't.

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about? Common Women. It is a book about prostitution in medieval England.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month? Going to the zoo.

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue? A boat

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they? I have 5 piercings in my ears.

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

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[amethyst353]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Been there, done that. I was Alan.

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Lose weight

3. What was your last online purchase?
A professional looking blouse for work that is secretly nerdy.

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
no, they ruin my day

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
on the dresser, out of reach

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
A very tense discussion about why my workplace didn't want their presence there

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
italian

8. What is the last photo you took of?
a scrabble board

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
Alithyst - after I already signed up here I decided there was value in not using my "civilian name" in kink spaces and Alithyst is what I have used in other spaces

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Play Between Worlds - it is an academic book about Everquest and how people interact within it.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
settling into a more relaxing routine with my new job

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
I'd upgrade my PC

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
I have a space scene on my arm and a poorly drawn pony off my right boob

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Emily Blunt I guess

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Gaming - particularly Overwatch

[New.Guy]

Originally Posted by lola.fox

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?

Emma. I have always loved that name, and could only hope that my mother would feel the same!

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?

I would like to start flight Lessons!

3. What was your last online purchase?

Camera batteries (cheap Chinese knockoffs, cuz ain't nobody got money for your 90 dollar batteries, Canon!)

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?

Great question. I always, always say it's nap time, but I never willingly take a nap. Seems like if I do, the rest of my day is gone.

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?

Charging on my nightstand, and used for an alarm clock.

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?

Lolz. Funny you should ask. I just got a 145 dollar ticket for accidentally going straight in a temporary right-turn-only lane. I was lost, and then I was sad.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?

Oh man. Primanti's Black Angus Steak: premium steak cut, provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, coleslaw, and french fries, all piled high on an Italian roll. (I promise, fries and coleslaw on a sandwich is amazing, and you should come to Pittsburgh to try it out!)

8. What is the last photo you took of?

Ummmm.... Me with a ball gag...

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?

New.Guy... Oh! Look at that!

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?

"Tune to Win" - a book teaching how to properly design and tune a race car.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?

This month is pretty quiet, but probably getting to know a few new friends.

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?

Either a Cirrus SR22, or an Apollo IE (what can I say, I'm a man of simple tastes) :P

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?

Nope! None that I'm aware of! (Looks around, Tries to see ass and back)

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?

Zach Galifianakis

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?

Photography!

This was a fun break from Kink!!

[Jaro]

1. If you were of the opposite gender, what would your name be?
Suzanne, which is the Dutch version of Susan (which I also think sounds better than the English version)

2. What's one goal you'd like to accomplish this year?
Go to a nude beach

3. What was your last online purchase?
My penis head vibrator (sorry but some answers will still be kinky )

4. Are you the type of person who enjoys taking naps?
Yes, 5000 times yes!

5. Where do you put your cellphone while you sleep?
Right next to my bed

6. What was your last encounter with the police like?
I went to them to report vandalism done to my car! Of course they did not do anything with that report.

7. What's your favorite type of sandwich?
Club, I think

8. What is the last photo you took of?
I don't recall. Probably some proof pic of a dare I did for Miss

9. If you could change your username, what would you like to change it to?
I don't want to change it anymore. But if I have to, probably 'worm'.

10. What's the name of the last book you read, and what was it about?
Something about our brains and how we think. I don't recall the name and I'm too lazy now to look it up. I didn't finish reading it though. I rarely read.

11. What is one thing you're looking forward to doing this month?
A play session with Miss (sorry for all the kinky answers, I guess I don't have much of a vanilla life going on)

12. What is one thing that you'd really like to buy right now if money wasn't an issue?
A nice house somewhere in the tropics where I could always flee to when it gets cold here.

13. If you have any tattoos or piercings, what/where are they?
Nope

14. If you could have any celebrity portray you in a movie, who would you choose?
Please don't do that. But if you must eh... I still don't know. I don't know any celebrity who is introverted and weird enough to be like me.

15. What is a non-kink related hobby that you enjoy?
Oops! Now there's a challenge. Probably traveling... seeing the world.