Dare: Person above hyper super mega extreme no limits dare!

Grindboy · 04-28-2013, 01:23 PM

First, some background. KittenLicks and I have often chatted on Kik about the things that truly urk us on GetDare. The one that annoys us most is people without likes/limits and avatars! However we can't do anything about that

We can't do anything about the second thing that annoys us either, but we did figure out a way of ridiculing it in a "person above" thread... This "person above" thread!

We don't like it when dare requesters ask for "no limits" dares, and equally we dislike it when dare givers don't read limits or give dares that are clearly impossible to complete!

THIS THREAD IS JUST A BIT OF FUN! DO NOT DO ANY OF THESE DARES OR GET OFFENDED!

The rules are as follows;
Person "A" ask for a type of dare (for example pet play)
Person 2 gives the most extreme version of that dare that they can come up with. Then also asks for a type of dare.
Person "A" can pm Person 2 with a fake report describing how the dare went.
Person IV then replied to Person 2 with their own extreme dare.

For example Kitten wanted a pet play dare (as is his custom). So I dared him to chop his testicles off like a neutered kitty and stick kebab skewers through his cheeks as whiskers.

He sent me a report from hospital saying that all the blood had made him look like a ginger tomcat.

Get it? Got it? Good! Go!

I'll have an extreme self bondage dare please

pussykitty · 04-28-2013, 01:27 PM

i guess all go first so um
anal stretching

Maleslutt · 04-28-2013, 01:28 PM

Poop dare???

Grindboy · 04-28-2013, 01:41 PM

Brilliant! 2 posts neither daring the person above in a SATIRICAL PERSON ABOVE THREAD! It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic!

PussyKitty: anally insert a double decker bus
Maleslutt: shit in every meal for a month.

Person below please get this right! I'll have a self bondage dare please.

pussykitty · 04-28-2013, 01:43 PM

[QUOTE=Grindboy;956419]Brilliant! 2 posts neither daring the person above in a SATIRICAL PERSON ABOVE THREAD! It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic!

PussyKitty: anally insert a double decker bus
Maleslutt: shit in every meal for a month.

im not sure if thats possible...

Grindboy · 04-28-2013, 01:47 PM

Please PussyKitty, re-read the original post. Especially the bit in BLOCK CAPITALS!!!!!

Simi · 04-28-2013, 02:15 PM

It is amusing and pathetic how little people pay attention
Selfbondage dare.... you go to the tallest building in your nearest city at night, attach clamps to your nipples, a spiked parachute to your balls and weights to all of them, you will rig yourself up so your suspended over the edge of this building in the most secure manner possibly., you have a sign up by the edge of the building asking people to release you.

Piss play please

04-28-2013, 01:23 PM	#1
Grindboy getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Plymouth, UK Posts: 298 Blog Entries: 2	Person above hyper super mega extreme no limits dare! First, some background. KittenLicks and I have often chatted on Kik about the things that truly urk us on GetDare. The one that annoys us most is people without likes/limits and avatars! However we can't do anything about that We can't do anything about the second thing that annoys us either, but we did figure out a way of ridiculing it in a "person above" thread... This "person above" thread! We don't like it when dare requesters ask for "no limits" dares, and equally we dislike it when dare givers don't read limits or give dares that are clearly impossible to complete! THIS THREAD IS JUST A BIT OF FUN! DO NOT DO ANY OF THESE DARES OR GET OFFENDED! The rules are as follows; Person "A" ask for a type of dare (for example pet play) Person 2 gives the most extreme version of that dare that they can come up with. Then also asks for a type of dare. Person "A" can pm Person 2 with a fake report describing how the dare went. Person IV then replied to Person 2 with their own extreme dare. For example Kitten wanted a pet play dare (as is his custom). So I dared him to chop his testicles off like a neutered kitty and stick kebab skewers through his cheeks as whiskers. He sent me a report from hospital saying that all the blood had made him look like a ginger tomcat. Get it? Got it? Good! Go! I'll have an extreme self bondage dare please __________________ M/24 Straight. Not currently in chastity Definite likes Light pain, bondage, cbt, humiliating questions, orgasm play, chastity, spanking, cum play, edging, beginner anal. Definite hard limits Severe pain, dangerous self bondage, public, urine, scat, permanent, family, friends, animals, unhygienic, toothpaste, chili Assume anything else is a soft limit. Kik me! I'm truthanddare

04-28-2013, 01:41 PM	#4
Grindboy getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Plymouth, UK Posts: 298 Blog Entries: 2	Brilliant! 2 posts neither daring the person above in a SATIRICAL PERSON ABOVE THREAD! It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic! PussyKitty: anally insert a double decker bus Maleslutt: shit in every meal for a month. Person below please get this right! I'll have a self bondage dare please. __________________ M/24 Straight. Not currently in chastity Definite likes Light pain, bondage, cbt, humiliating questions, orgasm play, chastity, spanking, cum play, edging, beginner anal. Definite hard limits Severe pain, dangerous self bondage, public, urine, scat, permanent, family, friends, animals, unhygienic, toothpaste, chili Assume anything else is a soft limit. Kik me! I'm truthanddare

04-28-2013, 01:47 PM	#6
Grindboy getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Plymouth, UK Posts: 298 Blog Entries: 2	Please PussyKitty, re-read the original post. Especially the bit in BLOCK CAPITALS!!!!! __________________ M/24 Straight. Not currently in chastity Definite likes Light pain, bondage, cbt, humiliating questions, orgasm play, chastity, spanking, cum play, edging, beginner anal. Definite hard limits Severe pain, dangerous self bondage, public, urine, scat, permanent, family, friends, animals, unhygienic, toothpaste, chili Assume anything else is a soft limit. Kik me! I'm truthanddare

04-28-2013, 02:15 PM	#7
Simi Moderator Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 3,017 Blog Entries: 6	It is amusing and pathetic how little people pay attention Selfbondage dare.... you go to the tallest building in your nearest city at night, attach clamps to your nipples, a spiked parachute to your balls and weights to all of them, you will rig yourself up so your suspended over the edge of this building in the most secure manner possibly., you have a sign up by the edge of the building asking people to release you. Piss play please __________________ 30 year old, British,Female, Pan, Ace, Switch, a Proud Puppy Owner and an Owned Piggy Come join our free Getdare Minecraft Server! More players are always welcome! Want to be interrogated? Assorted questionnaire links! Fancy a pounding from a piggy? Check out my anal stretching dice dare! Training Threads: Fantasised about being hypnotised and trained? Visit the Hypnosis Training Advice thread! Become a piss slut at the Piss drinking Academy About me, and likes/limits My bdsm test Torment a Piggy (Pm Dares)

04-28-2013, 01:27 PM	#2
pussykitty Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Canada Posts: 85	i guess all go first so um anal stretching

04-28-2013, 01:28 PM	#3
Maleslutt Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: The Tiny Club Posts: 192 Blog Entries: 1	Poop dare???

04-28-2013, 01:43 PM	#5
pussykitty Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Canada Posts: 85	[QUOTE=Grindboy;956419]Brilliant! 2 posts neither daring the person above in a SATIRICAL PERSON ABOVE THREAD! It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic! PussyKitty: anally insert a double decker bus Maleslutt: shit in every meal for a month. im not sure if thats possible...