Advanced Pee-Drinking Predicament

[MarvHarvey]

This is something for someone who knows what to expect...be warned!

Read through to see what supplies you need, and where to put them to carry out the dare.Strip (optional: wear your favourite clothes). (Optional: to avoid soaking your bed, do it laying on the floor.)

• Fill a litre bottle with pee.
• Take a 2-litre soda pop bottle and cut the bottom out, so you have a big funnel.
• Lay on your bed (so you can't make a mistake later!) and tie your feet to the foot of the bed.
• Put one handcuff around your left wrist, and put the key where only your right hand can reach it.
• Now take the lid off the litre of pee, and hold it in your left hand.
• You need to hold the big funnel in your right hand with the normal top in your mouth (plug it with your tongue) and the open bottom up in the air.
• Pour the pee into the big bottle-funnel and set the first bottle aside.
• Reach over with your left hand and lock the other end of the handcuff to the headboard of the bed (or use a loop of rope if there is no place to attach the cuff)
• Now you are laying on your bed with the open "funnel" of pee in your mouth and held by your right hand. That hand is needed to free your left from the cuffs so you can get up.
• There is no way to use your right hand without making a big mess on your bed, soaking it with pee. You must drink it.
• Take your time and enjoy every drop.
• When you are finished, set the bottle/funnel aside (have a towel ready) and then unlock the cuff from your left hand.

Please write a nice detailed report so that the next person will know how much fun you had!
Reports are the way you reward those who post dares - so maybe they will post more.

[footlover.london]

Nice! I’m keen to try this soon and will report back

[Nicky Neko]

Awesome! I've done something similar to this in the past, but what I did was kinda over complicated... Your setup is great, having to hold the funnel with one hand will be easy and effective

[humiliatedboyslave]

Sounds like fun!!!! Will have to add this to the to do list!

[Acdudea4242]

That.. went so much worse than I could have ever imagined.. and i didnt even finish it.. well, while i was fiddling with the cuffs after I had already bound my feet and filled the funnel with pee, my brother knocks on my door, well I already poured a the liter of piss and couldn't drink it all in enough time to respond, i pushed the neck of the bottle against my lips and managed to get out a loud enough mm hmm then he asked to borrow my microsoft tablet which i already agreed to, i hastily moved the bottle to my cheek so that i could respond. thankfully he went away. then i realized i needed to get out and give it to him. I tried my best to cover the bottle while lot spilling any, it failed. probably half or more of it dumped out instantly onto me and my bed. thankfully i had the bottom half of the bottle still so i emptied it into that and completely failed the dare I was already not looking forward to it and i didnt even get to experience the point of the dare. i almost want to try again but I really dont want to drink any pee, and I kinda escaped it this time

[Acdudea4242]

Well... Unfortunately I was dared to do this again... so here we go, second time is the charm I guess. I set up something that would let me cuff my wrist to the bed easier this time, and also did it with fresh pee. I got everything set up, made sure my door was locked, poured the pee, and cuffed left hand. With that my heart dropped, I realized how much piss was there and that since I actually got my hand cuffed. there was even less I could do. well besides drink it, I didn't want to, but I didn't think very hard before I was stuck, and now that I was all of the helplessness hit me. my tongue and jaw were already starting to get sore and I knew that I only had one choice, so I removed my tongue and IMMEDIATELY, what I'm guessing was about a third of all the pee went flooding into my mouth and straight down my throat. It was so fucking fast and so overwhelming, I wasn't even swallowing, it just drained directly into my throat. I put my tongue back to stop the flow and again realized how helpless I was, especially since that wasn't even half of it. I released again and several gulps went cascading into me. Then i figured out how to control the flow, but the slower I went, the more I could taste it. I took another break and realized how full I was, I didnt know if I could drink the rest, but I had no choice. after waiting a few seconds I began again, taking it slower. at this point I was really tasting it and feeling the disgusting warmth, I got down to the end and drank the last drops. I felt so full.. so disgusting, I grabbed the key and got off the bed, grabbed the trash can and tried my best not to puke. I kept it all down despite a few twists and turns from my stomach.

[MarvHarvey]

Well done. This is not an easy dare - that's why I put the warning in red in the OP.
I can easily see someone taking half an hour or more to slowly drink that much - tasting it every second.

<Bleeacch!>

Very well done and nice report. Reports are what share the "fun" and persuade dare writers to keep new dares flowing. Now what can I do next....

<Bleeacch!>

[Hidden Desires]

Hey! I did a modified version of your dare! It ended up being very similar to yours, but I gave myself chances to better or worse options lol.

You can read my post here: https://www.getdare.com/bbs/blog.php?b=92907

[ammu]

Hi all, I'm interested in this. Text me on kik. I will be doing it on skype so u could watch me do it live
Kik: exhibist

[stonedboned]

Msg on Kik for piss fun cbtdude

[rhl]

Personally, in general, I don't like to give out dares that I am not at least willing to at least try.
This way my boundaries are pushed.

[Gengar]

wow very nice predicament dare!
im too scared to try this myself but i loved reading the reports

[a7suxen]

i've been looking for other predicament dares like this one, anyone know where i can find them?

[Scrap]

I have drank my own piss before, and had the woman I was going down on accidentally pee in my mouth once or twice, but this one intrigued me. The amount was more than I had considered before, and the predicament aspect gave the parts of me that like helplessness and humiliation all sorts of tingles.

Day 1: Prep. I drank lots of water... LOTS of water, even right before bed.
Day 2: Gathering. When I first woke up, I had several 16oz bottles ready to catch my morning piss. I filled two. I capped them and set them aside, out of the light, but someplace they could stay at room temperature. I got together the remaining items- rope, handcuffs, 2-liter bottle, etc, and waited for bedtime.
Day 3: Oops. I was busy all day, had forgotten to do the dare the night before, and did not realize time had gone by until I woke up on Day 4...
Day 4: P-Day. This was my last chance to carry through for almost a week, so I HAD to do it today. The only problem was that I no longer had any of the restraints on hand, having left them in a "safe place" that I could not access. Undaunted and determined, I got into my favorite nightie, set the two day old piss bottles on the nightstand, and propped the pillows so that I would not be able to easily move my head. The 2-liter "funnel" went into my mouth, capped only by my tongue in the opening, and I poured the first 16oz of piss into it. I was committed at least that much. I carefully poured the second bottle into the funnel, not wanting to overflow the funnel and make a mess everywhere by default. 32oz of my own urine poised to dump down my gullet.
I learned to "shotgun" beer when I was in the military, and the skill is not one that I have lost. I moved my tongue, opened my throat, and swallowed... and swallowed... and swallowed... It took no more than 20-30 seconds to empty the funnel, I could feel my stomach stretching to take in all that liquid. I did not taste much of it, but it was not too strong, probably from all the water I had prepped with. I did have a little dribble down from the corners of my mouth into my hair and onto the pillows, but nowhere near the soaking that could have happened if I had gagged or coughed at the wrong time.
I think I will be doing this set up again, though I still prefer to get it fresh from the tap, as it were.

Thank you for devising such a wonderful scenario.