Monkey's Edge Bank & Bladder Buster

[iSpuds]

Some of you may have heard rumors of my Monkey beginning a new life of torture and LOTS of edging with the help of Butterfly and Mr. Devious (nothing is confirmed yet, but we're talking about it!). Certainly, Monkey himself is anticipating this new possible arrangement with baited breath.

Of course, I thought, why hold his breath when he can hold his dick and his bladder?

So here goes: Monkey has a countdown of 1000 edges to get done before Butterfly and Mr. Devious return from vacation and are ready to begin teasing his poor, denied li'l cock with all the edges he can (or can't!) handle. However, for every edge he does, he is not allowed to go to the bathroom for 1 minute from the time he starts edging!

Also, in order for him to edge, he must get permission in the form of posts:

Each post allows Monkey 10 edges. Also, the poster may give permission for up to 20 additional edges, along with any conditions or tasks (which must abide by his limits AND be approved by ME) that he must complete to earn edges.

Anytime I post, Monkey may have up to a whopping 50 edges! So, Monkey already has 50 edges available for him from this first post!

Of course, Monkey's posts are not included in the tally.

Monkey will be keeping track of how many edges he's allowed to do in a day as well as how many edges he has left in the bank overall, BUT when the clock strikes 12:00AM Mountain Time Zone, all of Monkey's permitted edges are reset to 0!

So, even if he earned 200 edges in a day, he could lose all of them if he doesn't get them done (and avoid going to the bathroom for 200 minutes) by midnight!

Now, does Monkey know that I'm starting this thread? Nope! Is it gonna be fun when he finds out? Hell yeah! So let's play!

[Trebaldin]

have one full set of edges, if i understood right: 10 from my post and up to 20 additional to be allowed by the poster so it's 30 in total, right?

if there's nothing wrong in my calculation have fun ^^

[Jaro]

Good idea! I will post and grant 10 edges.

I might add more with conditions later!

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by Jaro

Good idea! I will post and grant 10 edges.

I might add more with conditions later!

Thank you Jaro, I will add these to the ones I need complete tonight.

[Butterfly]

Mr. Devious and I are going to be and angel and devil for this task. Each one of my posts will add up to 30 edges (of course I'm the angel!) And every time Mr. Devious posts he may remove up to 15 edges from the total (his post won't add the 10).

What's better than a lovely game of good cop, bad cop!!

I am just going to let this post add the base 10. No extras today.

Enjoy monkey. We will be home in Aug 7. Get edging!!

[kurious kat]

What a fabulous opportunity! Hi, Monkey!

Here are 20 extra edges for you.

[CSasha]

Hello Monkey,

That's some edges you plan to do. Good luck.

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by iSpuds

Anytime I post, Monkey may have up to a whopping 50 edges! So, Monkey already has 50 edges available for him from this first post!

Originally Posted by Trebaldin

have one full set of edges, if i understood right: 10 from my post and up to 20 additional to be allowed by the poster so it's 30 in total, right?

if there's nothing wrong in my calculation have fun ^^

Originally Posted by Jaro

Good idea! I will post and grant 10 edges.

I might add more with conditions later!

So, by my math, I gathered 90 edges (and 90 minutes of bathroom denial) from these posts. I waited until a little later in the evening to complete these since it was the first day, and I didn't know about this until midway through it. It was kind of late once I completed the edges so we kind of turned everything off and went to sleep after so there's really nothing to report on the issue of holding my bladder for today.

THREAD ADDITION: Duchess has decided that since I can't be up sitting at my computer all night, because of work and such, any posts made after bedtime (10 PM MT) will be added to the next day's total.

Also, What Butterfly says here:

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Mr. Devious and I are going to be and angel and devil for this task. Each one of my posts will add up to 30 edges (of course I'm the angel!) And every time Mr. Devious posts he may remove up to 15 edges from the total (his post won't add the 10).

What's better than a lovely game of good cop, bad cop!!

I am just going to let this post add the base 10. No extras today.

Enjoy monkey. We will be home in Aug 7. Get edging!!

Thank you for the fun addition to our game! This will make things interesting I'm sure. Enjoy your vacation and thank you for the edges.

Originally Posted by kurious kat

What a fabulous opportunity! Hi, Monkey!

Here are 20 extra edges for you.

Thank you wonderful kurious kat. I'm assuming you are adding the 20 on top of the 10 for posting so I am counting this as 30 (Please let me know if I'm wrong)

Originally Posted by Cassandra

Hello Monkey,

That's some edges you plan to do. Good luck.

YAY! More people! Thank you very much for the addition. I will get them done today.

Total Count:
Edges completed: 90
Edges earned today (That expire at midnight if not completed): 50

[kurious kat]

The 20 from above are definitely on top of the 10 for the post; that's what makes them "extra!"

But if you want them to be "extra-something," I'll give you an extra 10 with this post which may be done standing in front of the toilet, to better contemplate its restricted use.

[Matt:]

I will add 10 edges here...................

[Mr. Devious]

Good morning Mr. Monkey!

This looks like it's going to be a very fun game! -15

[kurious kat]

It's like chutes and ladders. Not that you're allowed to "chute" when edging! Still, I feel a little bit bad, so I'll make this post here to allow you to regain 10 edges from the devilish post above. But sorry, no more bonus edges from me until after I've had breakfast!

[Jaro]

Have 10 edges more.

I will grant you 10 additional edges, but 8 of them must be done while looking at monkeys and 2 of them must be done while looking at monkeys have sex.

[kurious kat]

Do bonobos count as monkeys? Technically they're apes...

Asking for a friend.

[Mr. Devious]

*sneaks in and steals 15 edges*