An ACTUALLY Embarrassing Questionnaire

[Teisha]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Not any time recently
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Not recently
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? Yes
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Yes
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? No
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? No
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? No
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? No
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? Ni
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? No
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? Pjs yes, day time clothing no.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? My sex toys.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? Plenty of nude photos of me online.
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? Probably
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? No
25. Have you ever been in jail? No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? No
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? Yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? Ni
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? No
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? No
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? Probably
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? Yes
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? No
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? Yes
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? No
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? Yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? Yes

[humiliatedboyslave]

Good questions.
Why did I post my answers? lol

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Yes. Many times in grade school. And even in college as a dare.
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Yes, as mentioned in college for a dare. Also other times for dare including the mall.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes! My mom had caught me naked laying back in the recliner jacking off in the living room when I was home alone with the music blaring. Didn't hear her come home! I was mortified! My dad caught me sunbathing in the back yard naked too! One of my brothers caught me naked running in the woods. I guess I just couldn't keep my clothes on!
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
No. Thankfully!
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Some of my family know I wear diapers.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Does roommate count? If so, yes, been caught naked on my knees giving a blowjob.
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
No
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Not a text or drunk dial. But does sending an email count? I sent a full frontal nude to the wrong email address. It went to my mom. Another mortifying moment!
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Don't think so, but probably
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No, just the email I mentioned in 15
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
LOL! No
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Pictures and Videos of me on my hard drive not meant to be seen by anyone else! But next would probably be the selection of anal toys.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Yes and I'm not saying where to look
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
No
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
OMG! Yes and it is so humiliating when you realize how long your zipper has been down for! Many times!
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
No
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Of course, my mom and dad. Any one else, no.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
In grade school, not sure if that really counts.
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
No
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No.
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Of course, hasn't every one when they were younger? As an adult, I don't believe so.
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes. Has happened and had to go back to the last store to get the tags removed. Embarrassing as everyone looks at you as if you're stealing something. Once, a security tag got caught on my clothes, had no bags. Later undressing find a tag when getting undressed that fell off the clothes.
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Not often.
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Ouch! Yes and it fucking hurts when that happens. But now, I stay smooth.
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes, especially after shaving.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
LOL... Always look before sitting... Not that I can think of

[gdBob]

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Yes, a little bit. I had drunk a lot of beer and couldn't find the bathoom and a bit came out :/

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?I had sex with someone who I knew was married. That's quite bad isn't it?

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Masturbating. Once. By my mum.

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
I had my card declined and my friend had to pay. It was so embarrassing. But it wasn't my fault, I went to an ATM took out the cash and paid her right back.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Yes, a few. The worst is when you wake up the next morning and you find you've deleted your sent messages - so you never know what you did.

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Yes. People say I can talk louder than I think I do.

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
I sent a joke text to a friend, but it accidentally went to a colleague. Out of context it sounded much worse than it was meant. I also accidentally emailed a naughty picture to a friend. Luckily she didn't receive it, but I wouldn't have minded if she did.

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Probably just how untidy it is.

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Yes. I get a rush and make bad decisions.

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Oh yeah. So many times. I never knew how to act around a crush. Still don't, really.

25. Have you ever been in jail?
Only while playing Monopoly.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Both. I think zipper is way worse. Lots of people will see, but nobody will say anything.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
A girl. I liked her, I didn't love her. But I'd had tequila, so...

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
My teacher when I was 8. Worst day of my life.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Lots of times, but always because it was faulty and never because I'd stolen anything.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
I would scratch it.

All the others I didn't answer are 'no'.

[dumbhell]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Nope
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Neither
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
My mom accidently walked in the bathroom while I was in the shower.
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Haha, yep. Multiple times.
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
I outed myself as gay to my mom.
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
I'm not sure
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No, I don't even have a credit card, they are uncommon where I live.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yes, several times. It was super embarrassing.
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Nope, I don't drink alcohol.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Yep, that happens way too often.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
No
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Sorry, I'm male.
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My box full of sex toys.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
No
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
No
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No, I'm right. Always :-P
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Happened to me when I was younger.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes, as a child staying at my friends home I walked in the bathroom and saw his mother naked. Very embarrassing situation for both of us.
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
When I say "I love you" I never say it accidently.
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Yep, I called my grandmother mom.
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
I had crushes on many teachers
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
No
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
No
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
No
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
No
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
No. Very odd questions you ask
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
No
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
No, I always check the stall before I go in.

[vukolva]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? no
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? no
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? my mum walked in on my tied up in the bathtub once
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? no
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? my mum probably guessed after the answer to Q.3
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? no
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? no
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? no
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? no
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? no
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting? nothing overly serious
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas? no
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? no
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others? no
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone? no
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about? no
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about? no
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? no
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping? no
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes? n/a
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house? i dont have any toys so nothing really
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet? nope
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam? no
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush? probably yeah
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong? no
25. Have you ever been in jail? no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants? i've gone around with the buttons on my jeans undone but it wasn't noticable
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? no
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad? no
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? no
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character? yeah
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay? no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant? no
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date? no
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal? no
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit? yeah but only when they'd forgot to take the tags off
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places? occasionally
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes? yes
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it? no
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some? no

[TestingLimits]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
To the best extent that I can recall, I have not. I have definitely vomited in a school bathroom (and sadly it was in front of the toilet, not in the toilet, because I was like 5 and thought that my tummy problems were due to diarrhea or something), and I vomited on myself somewhere in middle school (I only remember having vomit on my shirt, not where it happened or any other details preceding that), but I did not pee myself.

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Not in public, thankfully, but I've had some close calls. I used to ride the city bus, and I rode for about an hour each way for college. If I didn't go at school, I had a long holding period afterward. One day, I either didn't realize I needed to pee or overestimated how well I could hold it, and it's the one time I legitimately worried I was going to pee on the bus. (By the by, I would switch buses at the transfer station, and it had a bathroom, but it was disgusting, only had one toilet, and you had to ask for the key, and I'm usually too socially anxious to ask for a bathroom key. It might have also been in use the whole time I was there.) I sat through the half-hour or so on the second bus, somehow didn't have any sort of bladder leak, but it was aching. I pretty much sprinted home, which was a good 10 minute walk, usually. I'm sure I made record time. I threw down my backpack, ran to the bathroom... and started peeing as I was undoing my belt. I think I still pulled down my pants and emptied as much as I could normally, but it's the first time I remember wetting myself. I may have had some inkling of pleasure even then, but that was before I tried wetting for fun, and I definitely felt more shame and disappointment than anything.

I almost had another incident at work on Saturday, which was pretty much the same except I had been using the bathroom every break, I just had been chugging so much tea and water to counter my dry throat that my bladder was straining to keep up. Thankfully, I ended up right next to the bathroom, and I ran in really quick to avoid the embarrassment.

Intentional wetting at home can be fun, but unplanned ones in public, especially at work? I would just wanna die.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
I can't recall ever being seen naked, though when I slept naked for a while, my mom nearly walked in my room either right after I woke up or specifically to wake me up. I had to kind of awkwardly tell her to hold on and slip on clothes, and she probably put two and two together anyway. I just saved her the unwanted image.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
The only times I remember seeing my parents naked all revolve around showers. It was just bad timing or bad manners (i.e., not knocking).

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Thankfully, no, though I have had sort of roundabout discussions about sexuality. There wasn't much that would cause a scandal in terms of sexual interest or sexual behavior until I moved out, and I just don't tell my parents what I'm up to since then. XD

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
You can't have that horrifying realization if you haven't had sex. *finger guns*

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
I haven't had sex, but seeing as we've all been fairly young at the time, everyone I've had a sexual interaction with has most likely not been married. I have had sexually explicit roleplays with married women, but that was part of a story, and it was understood that that didn't extend out of character. It's probably weird, but so are most things once sex is involved.

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
I don't think I have, though my old mattress would squeak at basically any movement, so... maybe? I think it's the same situation as when I even thought I heard my parents' bed rocking. They probably just tried to ignore any thoughts about the squeaking.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Similar situation to getting caught naked, actually. I only remember one time where I probably interrupted that, and not only did I knock, but they remembered to lock the door as well. Funnily enough, I don't remember why I even bothered them, only the awkward pause and the realization of what I had probably done. If I had to guess, I probably asked for permission for something, and they probably hastily agreed.

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
I dunno how you could not. I think my farts are usually the ones you would hear anyway, so it's not like I could hide it. They're fairly harmless. What usually embarrasses me more, for whatever reason, is when I have a loud stomach growl either a bit before or a bit after a meal. Naturally, it's unpleasant, but it seems like it's always louder and somehow sounds nastier than an actual fart.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Ha, you think I've been dating!

... *sigh*

For the record, nothing comes to mind specifically about any of the above, though I've definitely had moments with each in school. There just wasn't anything that lasted beyond a moment of unpleasantness. Diarrhea, thankfully, has never caused a mess I couldn't flush away.

(Oh, and I've only dated online, so my dates have been unofficial ones, really. That happens to make this easier to avoid, though.)

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Only with family. XD I probably have had a handful of bad moments, but as noted, my farts usually get attention more for their noise.

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
I've only had that once, and thankfully, it was on maybe five items. I was picking up something before visiting my family, and I added on a few other things I needed. I didn't realize my checking account was so low, and I was too in a hurry to visit my bank's branch in the store, but I had just enough cash for the one thing I needed for our dinner. I might have actually been able to buy the rest of it anyway, though I rarely carry enough cash for even a few items.

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
I don't remember falling down a flight of stairs, but for some reason, this question makes my head hurt and gives me the feeling of tumbling over and over...

Nah, just kidding. I have definitely stumbled on stairs, and I've probably had five-ish stair falls, but if I have had falls that I didn't almost immediately get up from, well... maybe I did hit my head as a result.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
I am never on my phone on the increasingly rare occasion that I drink. However, I have gotten drunk while talking to someone online, which usually was innocent, but ended in me stepping away to puke up my guts because I just somehow always go over my limit. I think I drink too fast, because it always seems to hit all at once.

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Sheesh. If I ever have, we're going back a long way. The closest I can recall is getting irritated with my friend's brother because I thought he was my friend that I carpooled with. Naturally, the conversation got back to my actual friend, who was less than thrilled.

16 1/2. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
I don't really text people that often, and if I do, it's someone I like, but I have definitely unloaded on people in forums and group chats. It was not accidental, but it was definitely awkward for people to watch. It's usually something I do to people I run into a lot, because it takes a buildup of grievances that are too small to individually be worth causing problems over, but that repeat several times in a small window. Or if they start it and play the victim over my taking issue with them constantly provoking me. (This is less of a recurring thing and more of a specific person causing enough problems for the room to actually get involved, though it's still something I'd probably do again in a similar situation. I'm stubborn and petty enough to stand my ground over a perceived intentional slight, and definitely over one that's blatantly stated.)

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Accidental? No. Ill-advised? Yes. *sighs* I was a stupid teenager. I mean, I still am kinda stupid. I just don't send sext messages outside of relationships.

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Only after peeing, as far as I can recall. It's just a matter of how bad it is at that point, though. The toilet paper still gets soaked and sticks to the plunger and breaks apart, and pee can still reek if left long enough or if it's strong enough. And then there's the possible spillage...

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
I do not experience periods, at least not of the menstrual variety. I've heard that men experience similar hormonal fluctuations, though.

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Maybe the drawings and writing from when I was little. I don't really keep embarrassing items unless the sentimental value is greater than the embarrassment.

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Possibly. Again, stupid teen. I am probably protected at least to some extent by the fact that most of those would be very, very illegal in America. (I guess they'd probably be fine in Europe, though. I was probably over 16, but I was definitely under 18 for most of them.)

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Not one with major consequences, at least. I've been duped, but it's been the kind of stuff that's low-stakes, like finding out some user I never heard of who died of cancer faked the whole thing. (Yup, that's happened. I guess attention is that important?)

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Oh, if I have any romantic interest, I'm probably an idiot all the time. :P Actually, scratch that. I'm usually an idiot whether I have romantic interest or not. XD

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Yes, but there are too many to be mentioned, and most of them happened too long ago to be relevant. It usually comes down to missing a detail, so I wasn't wrong enough to really be embarrassed by it.

25. Have you ever been in jail?
I have not. I don't even know where the local prisons are.

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
I have on a few rare instances, mostly as a child. The hole in the pants thing was all the time. I swear they just spontaneously formed sometimes. I've gone a while without having my zipper down, but it's still something I worry about often, especially if it seems like there's a breeze in the front of my pants.

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Family, but that's no big deal. It was forgotten about by all parties in maybe five minutes. It technically happens a lot in public bathrooms, but if anything, that's more embarrassing for them. I'm just focused on peeing.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
I might have at my old job. I answered a lot of phones. But I don't recall ever doing so. I intentionally say it a lot, though. :3

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Just teachers or whatever. It was a funny Freudian slip, and we usually all laughed it off. I don't tend to do anything like that unless somebody trips me up by interrupting me while I'm talking, in which case I'll sometimes say a word they said instead of the word I meant. It's a weird quirk in how my brain processes conversation, and I don't know if it's normal or not.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
I did when I was younger, just one of those innocent elementary school crushes. I never got seriously attracted. It's just really easy to get attached to and idealize someone you look up to like that. It helps a lot that I liked almost all of my teachers up to and including college, and the only exceptions to that rule were teachers that lost my respect first by either being incompetent (think "I know more about this after reading the textbook than you seem to know) or seemingly being against me.

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
I think crush is too strong of a word. I've masturbated to porn of cartoon characters, but I've never treated them like real people.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
Nah. I always look at the prices, even (especially) when someone else is paying. (Side note: if I'm between two or more items on an order someone else is paying for, I'll either order the cheaper one or order the one that's the best value if two items are the same price.) I have found out that it was more than I was expecting, though.

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
I've spilled a drink for sure. When a drink spills, mine or not, I'm likely to grab napkins and immediately start trying to clean it. I know it's easier for the employees to clean up, since they have access to a mop, but I don't like making people work harder than they have to, especially in entry-level jobs. Those jobs are thankless and demeaning enough.

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Can't be denied if you never date in-person!

*single teardrop*

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
I got caught cheating on a test by a classmate in sixth grade, but he didn't do anything about it. He didn't have proof, and I think I just said something about it and he called it cheating. I don't even remember what I did. It was ultimately without consequence to my educational path.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
I probably have, but I don't remember doing so. It was never a big deal. It probably just happened on one of those items that has barcode security. I've worked retail. I know those don't always deactivate, even if you do everything right.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Just my face. There are occasional minor ones on my torso, but even I don't usually notice. No one else would, since they're hidden by my shirt.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Not in any major way, though it has momentarily happened with my boxers. Somehow a hair winds up between the threads, and I just have to wait it out when I want to grab my pants and boxers and adjust them.

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Short answer: No. Long answer: No, I haven't, actually. (I had nothing to say about this one, but I didn't want to leave a one-word answer. :P)

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Oh, at home, for sure, but that's not such a big deal as long as the toilet paper is in the bathroom. I make sure that's always the case.

[dinesh]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
no I have not
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
yes I often peed my bed by accident, uptill I was about 25 years
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
yes, I often slept nude when it was hot, and got caught by my parents, managed to get out over the situuation by claiming I probably did it in my sleep
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
No
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
I tried to come out as gay but my parents wouldnt listen, for them it was a "phase that would pass"
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
was caught masturbating by my father, got a long lecture how that was work of the devil
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
yes, once I couldnt hold it and farted in a resturant, the next table cleared very quickly
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No, I usually use cash for purchase
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
No
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
yes, I was caught by my friend talking behind his back, he was quite angry, then I told him the same and more to his face, I think he didnt know what to say then
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
no not accidentally, but meaningfully yes
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Almost, at one time I thought it would overflow, but at the last moment the flush managed to push it down
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
apart from some pictures on my laptop (if they can get in it) nothing
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
there are nude photos yes, but since I put them there myself, I dont know if they count as unwanted
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
No
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No
25. Have you ever been in jail?
yes for a week while they tried to figure out if they wanted to give me bail
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
No
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
No
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
yes there was one character, but I cant really recall it now
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
No, dropped a glass but it was empty
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
yes, I was first caught trying to steal in primary school, then trying to cheat in an exam in high school
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
yes I dont like escalators, so I saw I set of stairs while I was on second floor of the store, they didnt look too used,, I took them down, at the end was a door I pushed it and got out, and the fire alarm started (it was a fire escape)
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
no
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
yes got caught in the zipper few times
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
I have gotten itches in genetial in public and I did scratch it, I dont care what anyone thinks, if I got an itch I will scratch it.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
yes I finished on the toilet to find no toilet paper and walked to closet to get some

[lilith_]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school? No, but I've been pretty close. Stupid teachers not allowing us to use the toilet!
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult? Yes... I was drunk and waiting at a line outside a nightclub's toilet. Awkward.
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)? No
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked? Yes
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member? My brother
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related? No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married? Yes, but soon to be divorced
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)? Yes.....
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex? Yes
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area? Lol just blame someone else
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?Vomiting, yes
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?I fart roses, idk what you're talking about
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them? It's happened but with cash and I didn't have a credit card.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?Yes
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?Way too often
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?LOL YES
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?I've sent a screenshot of our messages to that person when I was supposed to send it to a friend.
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact? tsk tsk tsk I'm a good girl, I don't do these things......
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?looooool no
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?obviously?
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?my diary
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?hopefully not
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?I've falling prey to real life scam
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?who hasn't?
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?Daily with Sir
25. Have you ever been in jail?Just for a few hours
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?Way too many times. My favorite jean's zipper keeps unzipping.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?LOL I've walked into a friend's brother having diarhea so there's that......
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them? No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?"accidentally"
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?Ah..... You just described my whole teenage years....
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?Ash Ketchum....
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?It was a bar, not a restaurant
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?Yes, and not only that but I've done this multiple times while working at one. But that
s normal, right?
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?Yes
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?Yes, on a exam in high school.
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?Yes but I hadn't stolen anything
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?Periods do that, you know
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?I keep it shaven so nope
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?Who says I didn't scratch it? Just put a jacket over your lets and you're ready to scratch
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?That happens way too often at home
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[areyousure]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
1 time, in a parking lot
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
No
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No, I am virgin
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No, I am virgin
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
cuople times almost got caught while masturbating
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
I don't think so
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
cuople times
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Once
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
No
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
once
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
I am male
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
butplug
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
don't think so
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Yes
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Sometimes
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Cuople times
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Can't remember
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yes
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
No
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant
Yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Once, they forgot to take off alarm in clothes
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
No
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
once
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
cuople times

[JulieAllison]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Yes, when drunk a few times I have peed myself in my sleep.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes...lol

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
When I was young yes.

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Yes when i was younger my cross dressing and a list of sexual dares I had completed were found by a family member, possibly my entire web site I had about being a sissy but not totally sure about that.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No married but in a relationship.

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes, was caught masterbating to online porn several people saw.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Yes

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Yes, got diarrhea on a date early in a relationship once.

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Occasionally

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
Yes

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Yes, left a voice mail for an ex asking for sex.

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Yes

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yes

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Not a real girl.

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My sissy supplies, clothes, panties,
Lingerie, wig, breast forms

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
There are nude pictures of me all over the internet

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Certainly

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Yes I have a few times

25. Have you ever been in jail?
Nope

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Yes many times

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Yes i have

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No, never really had teachers I've found attractive

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
omg Yes, some are so sęxy!

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
Yes

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Yes a few times

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
I had acne as a teen, rarely now.

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Ouch Yes

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes occasionally will scratch on public

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes

[Slutylittlesub]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Yes I got black out drunk and woke up to find I peed myself.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
yes

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
no

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
no

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
no

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
no

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
no

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
no

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
yes in a class

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
no

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
yes

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame"
while returning your items because you can't buy them?
no

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
yes I fell on the top step and slid down on my face.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
yes

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
no

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
no

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
no

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
yes and the toilet over flowed

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
condoms and rope in a box together

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
maybe

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
no

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
yup just fumbled over my words

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
no

25. Have you ever been in jail?
no

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
yes it was when I did not have underwear on too.

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
yes I walked in to a public bathroom with put knocking

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
no

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
no

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
yup my French teacher

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
yes

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
no

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
yes

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
no

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
no

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
yes

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
yes

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
yes

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
yes

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
yes

[liana]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Yes
2.[/COLOR] Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
yes, lost in the middle of nowhere while driving
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
No
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Yes, my cousin
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes, a bed can be noisy unfortunatly
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
Yes
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
Yes
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Yes
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
yes
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Yes
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Yes
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
Yes, embarassing
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Pictures
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Don't think so
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Yes
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No
25. Have you ever been in jail?
No
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Sometimes
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes, many times
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
no
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
No
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
No
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant
Yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
No
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
No
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Not sure
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Yes
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
No
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[peterblack]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
Never
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
I dont think so
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
I sometimes change in front of them, does that count?
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
I think yes but it has to be long time ago
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
Not yet and I hope it stays that way
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Virgin
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
Virgin
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
one time almost by parent dont know which one
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
nope
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
nope
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
never been on proper date >.<
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
In a friend ring one or two times
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Nope well not the entire purchase. Certainly I didnt have to return anything in years.
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
nope
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
I hate alcohol it upsets my stomach too much.
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
Never talk badly about someone. If Im talking about someone without him we try to figure out why is it that he behaves like that to better understand it, not to make fun or degrade him/her.
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
nope I dont text much
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
Yes but never too serious.
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
Not me :P
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
not girl (physically :P)
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
My cage on my dick, sex toys, girls clothes, some weird japanese porn DVDs I got as part of some bundle. Pics and vids of me on my PC naked preforming various tasks.
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
Not aware
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
yes - Tl;Dr bought chastity cage from chinese dropship
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
Im walking idiot xd
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Im usually very right when I start to argue.
25. Have you ever been in jail?
no
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
yes it happens a lot coz my favorite jeans dont have zipper but buttons that are almost impossible to open so when I switch to different ones I forget to zip them.
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
not on accident
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
probably xd
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
no
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
maybe dont remember... wait I have my waifu as both lock and unlocked screen xD shes hot :3
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
no
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
yes. not a big deal
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
never been on date <.<
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
yes on exam I had cheat sheet
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
yes, not a big deal happens way to often to all people
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
I get them on my face but use very good cream(?), prescription thing that makes them magically disappear
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
yes when its like half cm long after trim but I trim it as much as it goes
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
never, if I need to scratch it, im gonna scratch it. trying to be discreet but nothing gonna stop me.
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
never. at home the toilet paper is there on a gigant pile and I avoid as much as I can to shit on public toilets.

[Error404]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No

2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
Not really, I have dripped in my pants enough to make a spot on my underwear after peeing though.

3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Not that I remember.

4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Nope

5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
I left a buttplug on the bathroom counter once. My sister saw it, carried it into the kitchen and announced, "Who's buttplug is this?". My mom was there. I claimed responsibility and it was never talked about again.

6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
Nope

7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No

8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
My parents almost caught me a few times, but no.

9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
Nope

10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
I'm sure it's happened, but I don't remember a specific time.

11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
Luckily not

12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
Yes, by my sister mostly

13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
No

14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
A couple times when I was younger, usually during Nerf wars.

15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
I've never actually been drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No, I try and avoid talking behind people's back

16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
Again no

17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
I don't believe so

18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
A couple times as a kid because I used too much toilet paper.

19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
N/A

20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
Probably my box of sex toys

21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
I've posted some on eBlue and similar. I kinda wish I knew if they still existed.

22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
Someone on Kik tried to blackmail me with a nude once, not sure if that really counts though.

23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
I say a lot of dumb shit so most definitely.

24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
Most likely, but nothing sticks out.

25. Have you ever been in jail?
No

26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
Zipper down ALL THE TIME. I don't understand it but like a week ago there were 4 days in a row where I don't think I ever zipped up my pants after going to the bathroom.

27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yeah, me and my sister shared a bathroom and it's happened both ways.

28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
Never intimately, but I was I love you sarcastically a lot.

29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Yes, I don't remember the story unfortunately.

30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No

31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
I used to read a lot and would crush on like every other female protagonist.

32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No

33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Not that I remember

34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
It wasn't exactly a date but yep, turned out to be for the best though.

35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
Not anything significant or memorable.

36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yeah, it happens at clothes stores sometimes.

37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
Not anymore

38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
Yes and it sucked

39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
Ngl I usually scratch it anyway.

40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
We store extra toilet paper in the bathroom, so I've never had to go very far, but yes.

[darethatgirl]

1. Have you ever peed your pants in school?
No
2. Have you ever ACCIDENTALLY peed yourself as an adult?
No
3. Have you ever been caught naked by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
Yes
4. Have you ever caught your parent(s) naked?
Yes
5. Have you ever had your sexuality or kink outed to a family member?
No
6. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn you were related?
No
7. Have you ever had sex with someone, only to learn they were married?
No
8. Have you ever been caught having sex or masturbating by your parent(s)/child(ren)?
No
9. Have you ever caught your parent(s)/child(ren) having sex?
No
10. Have you ever been caught farting in a public (polite) area?
No
11. Have you ever had an upset stomach on a date that ended in diarrhea, gas, or vomiting?
No
12. Have you ever been called out for having smelly gas?
No
13. Have you ever had a credit card declined and/or had to endure the "Walk of Shame" while returning your items because you can't buy them?
Had card declined but paid cash
14. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs in the company of others?
No
15. Have you ever sent an AWFUL drunk text, or drunk-dialed someone?
HELL YES
16. Have you ever been caught talking behind someone's back, by the person you're talking about?
No
16. Have you ever accidentally sent a scathing text message about someone to the person it's about?
No
17. Have you ever accidentally sent a "sext message" to an unintended contact?
No
18. Have you ever clogged a toilet after pooping?
YEP
19. If you experience periods, have you ever bled through your clothes?
No
20. If you died right now, what would be the most embarrassing thing someone would find in your house?
The browser history!
21. Are there any unwanted nude photos of you floating around the internet?
No
22. Have you ever fallen prey to an internet scam?
No
23. Have you ever made an idiot of yourself in front of a crush?
No
24. Have you ever argued with an authority figure only to find out you were VERY wrong?
No
25. Have you ever been in jail?
Almost... twice
26. Have you ever come to the realization that you've been walking around with your pants zipper down, or with a hole in your pants?
No
27. Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom?
Yes
28. Have you ever accidentally told someone you loved them?
No
29. Have you ever accidentally called someone mom or dad?
Yes!
30. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No
31. Have you ever had a crush on/fantasized about a cartoon character?
Yes
32. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant only to find out the bill was WAY more than you could pay?
No
33. Have you ever spilled drink or food at a restaurant?
Yes
34. Have you ever been denied a kiss on a first date?
No
35. Have you ever been caught trying to cheat, scam, or steal?
No
36. Have you ever set off a store alarm while trying to exit?
Yes
37. Do you get zits in noticeable places?
only when i was younger
38. Have you ever had your pubic hair get snagged by your clothes?
no
39. Have you ever gotten a REALLY bad itch on your genitals while in public, so you couldn't scratch it?
no
40. Have you ever finished on the toilet only to find out that there's no more toilet paper, then have to do the "Walk of Shame" to the closet (or, if in a public bathroom, to the next stall) to find some?
Yes and after this time i started to check before when its a public toile and i keep more toilet paper close to the toilet when home