Awkward questions

Jaro · 02-28-2020, 08:08 AM

How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis?

Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick?

How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils?

When did you last sun tan your butt hole?

Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper?

Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN?

On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits?

Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major?

If you could braid your pubic hair, would you?

Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time?

SilvertongueLyra · 03-01-2020, 05:42 PM

How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis?
N/A

Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick?
It wouldn't even fit .. probably.

How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils?
Very little... Maybe a bottle cap, but that might be stretching it a bit too much...

When did you last sun tan your butt hole?
Never

Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper?
Doubt it

Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN?
Out

On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits?
Why is 0 not an option. 1.

Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major?
No, but I heard a guy before the WW could... He was either from France or Italy and he had a lot of fans that came to watch him play.

If you could braid your pubic hair, would you?
No, braiding my normal hair is hard enough, thank you.

Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time?

Can anyone? No, afraid not...

jml3030 · 03-01-2020, 07:11 PM

How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis?
2 for sure, and the third one might slip, [blushes]

Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick?
N/A

How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils?
Probably four or five loads; it'd be a welcome change from whatever is in there during a normal allergy season. Worth a try.

When did you last sun tan your butt hole?
Never thought to bother.

Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper?
That is not how my gut-flora work, but I appreciate the thought.

Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN?
Out for sure

On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits?
I'd call them a 2, just because of the magnificent fur growth they've got going on.

Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major?
No, but I can nearly belch Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

If you could braid your pubic hair, would you?
Yes, as long as I could also braid my beard.

Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time?
Not as of date of publication, but I'm working on it.

DeepInnerFreak · 03-01-2020, 07:47 PM

How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis?
I reckon I could get at least 3 on... maybe 4 if you balanced the last one on right but you'd need to get them from a really stingy doughnut shop who make the holes huge!

Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick?
Nope my labia would not but I think if I was a witch I'd be guaranteed a pussy right? They all seem to have black cats.

How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils?
Ohhh this is bringing back bad memories... about five and a half testicles worth.

When did you last sun tan your butt hole?
I was going to a couple of holidays ago but then realised... if you hold your cheeks apart you would get hand tan lines on your butt and if you lay "doggy" with your butt hole in the air then the sun doesn't get all of you and you have an uneven tan. I read about this new fad in one of those men's magazines but I don't think it ever caught on.

Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper?
Only if I threw it forcefully with my hand and then did a really quick fancy squatting pirouette... I'm free Wednesday evening, might give it a try. I'll report back.

Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN?
Hmm, I'm definitely a pushing outta kinda guy.

On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits?
A straight 5, no question. I've seen some pretty "pit"iful ones in my time, but mine are exemplary.

Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major?
Nope but I can do "gust of wind" by Pharrell Williams.

If you could braid your pubic hair, would you?
Eww hair down there? Nope nope nope.

Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time?
Yes and the Pharrell Williams trick to boot.

AngelicSinner · 03-01-2020, 08:37 PM

How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis?

None sorry i don't have one, i hope the donuts aren't glazed though cause they'd stick more and provide a way to cheat!

Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick?

Hmmm no probably not unless i pressed my legs together really really hard. Oh and that broomstick better be nice and sanded down and polished or else splinters down there....yeah no thank you i prefer not to have wood on me or in me at the moment, though a lot of girls would probably say different

How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils?

Well, we implies me and one other person probably and well currently im not supposed to cum without permission at the moment....I would say probably only the amount the other person would be able to acquire, so the amount of one person after having an orgasm, without getting into trouble that is.

When did you last sun tan your butt hole?

Never tried but ive heard some people bleach that area, might be less of a hassle

Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper?

Ohhhh so this is what people did before the invention of the bidet! To answer the question most certainly no, though i suppose if you just held your cheeks apart nothing would get dirty.

Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN?

Definitely more for out

On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits?

Id give them a solid 4

Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major?

A C Major is awfully specific, ill never try cause eww, but i think if i did it would come out more of a B flat.

If you could braid your pubic hair, would you?

Nope dont like hair down there and the hair on my head is plenty long enough to satisfy my braiding urges

Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time?

Hmmm well when i cum my toes typically curl and my eyes roll back a tiny bit, ill have to work on the pig noises though! Ill make that a goal for this year!

Tebil · 03-03-2020, 06:47 PM

How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis?
I'd think two without any trouble at all, but the third or fourth might slip off depending on how big the donuts are.

How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils?
Oh, wow, that is awkward haha. I don't know, but at some point it would just go down your throat, so... a ton?

When did you last sun tan your butt hole?
A long time, and it wasn't on purpose.

Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper?
No.

Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN?
Out, but it's not one-way.

On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits?
4?

Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major?
Haha no

If you could braid your pubic hair, would you?
Yeah, I think I'd try it just to see.

Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time?
I'm sure I could.

levu · 03-14-2020, 10:32 PM

]How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis?
I would guess 2
Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick?
Na
How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils?
A lot no idea though
When did you last sun tan your butt hole?
Never
Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper?
No
Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN?
Out
On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits?
1
Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major?
No
If you could braid your pubic hair, would you?
No, if it were that long is definitely trim then shave
Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time?
I doubt it

Jaro · 08-21-2020, 09:19 PM

How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis?
About 4 or 5 I think....

How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils?
Not so much. Maybe one teaspoon in each?

When did you last sun tan your butt hole?
I have never done that but I actually did see a guys asshole on a nude beach. I guess you can do this even without specifically spreading your butt cheeks.

Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper?
I have had water splash my butthole because of this, yes. But it wasn't enough to save on toilet paper.

Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN?
For pushing IN for sure! Lots of different stuff!

On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits?
About a 2. I have recently started shaving them. I do think it looks and feels better. But many days go by that I don't think about my armpits and I don't exactly go around flashing them either.

Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major?
No... but I do like farting. It's feels great.

If you could braid your pubic hair, would you?
Nah. I wonder how that would look tho.

Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time?
I don't know and I would have to wait at least 262 days before I might try.

sissybill · 08-22-2020, 12:44 AM

How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis?= 1

Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick?=yes

How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils?=shot glass

When did you last sun tan your butt hole?=last summer

Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper?=no

Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN?= pushing in

On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits?=5

Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major?=no

If you could braid your pubic hair, would you?=yes

Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time?=yes

humiliatedboyslave · 08-23-2020, 05:45 PM

How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis?
1. 2 if you squish them together a bit

Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick?
N/A

How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils?
I do not know. Any one want to help figure this one out?

When did you last sun tan your butt hole?
last week

Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper?
no

Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN?
It welcomes stuff in

On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits?
3

Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major?
no

If you could braid your pubic hair, would you?
what pubic hair? if i had pubic hair and a dom wanted it braided, sure

Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time?
pretty sure i can

Kisune Karnon · 08-26-2020, 02:49 PM

How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis? 2-3

Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick? N/A

How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils? a couple ounces?

When did you last sun tan your butt hole? Never

Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper? Possibly

Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN? Suitable for both.

On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits? 1

Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major? I wish

If you could braid your pubic hair, would you? Nah, I like it a mess.

Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time? Never tried, no clue.

02-28-2020, 08:08 AM	#1
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,460 Blog Entries: 299	Awkward questions How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis? Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick? How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils? When did you last sun tan your butt hole? Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper? Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN? On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits? Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major? If you could braid your pubic hair, would you? Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time? __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys ♦ AMA ♦ Check out my truths and dares here

03-01-2020, 05:42 PM	#2
SilvertongueLyra Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2020 Posts: 114 Blog Entries: 12	How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis? N/A Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick? It wouldn't even fit .. probably. How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils? Very little... Maybe a bottle cap, but that might be stretching it a bit too much... When did you last sun tan your butt hole? Never Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper? Doubt it Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN? Out On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits? Why is 0 not an option. 1. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major? No, but I heard a guy before the WW could... He was either from France or Italy and he had a lot of fans that came to watch him play. If you could braid your pubic hair, would you? No, braiding my normal hair is hard enough, thank you. Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time? Can anyone? No, afraid not... __________________ I am here for the educational kink and some random tomfoolery. If I don't ask for a task or a dare, please don't send me one, I am not interested. Thank you. Hope you have a pleasant day! PS: I am owned and collared! I am all his. Looking for my likes, check here Please feel free to drop any question or ask whatever you please in my AMA

03-01-2020, 07:11 PM	#3
jml3030 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: East Coast, US Posts: 283 Blog Entries: 1	How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis? 2 for sure, and the third one might slip, [blushes] Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick? N/A How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils? Probably four or five loads; it'd be a welcome change from whatever is in there during a normal allergy season. Worth a try. When did you last sun tan your butt hole? Never thought to bother. Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper? That is not how my gut-flora work, but I appreciate the thought. Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN? Out for sure On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits? I'd call them a 2, just because of the magnificent fur growth they've got going on. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major? No, but I can nearly belch Eine Kleine Nachtmusik. If you could braid your pubic hair, would you? Yes, as long as I could also braid my beard. Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time? Not as of date of publication, but I'm working on it. __________________ 38/m/switch Please send humiliating words or tasks. Likes: Private humiliation, roleplaying, predicaments, femdom, pee, pee-drinking, dares, light-to-medium pain, edging, bondage, cross-dressing, anal things Dislikes: Heavier pain, denial Limits: Unlawful, ltr, Public/cam/kik/work/social-suicide, permanent damage, scat, severe anal, unreasonably long-term, race-play PM Dares

03-01-2020, 07:47 PM	#4
DeepInnerFreak getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2020 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 1,825 Blog Entries: 9	How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis? I reckon I could get at least 3 on... maybe 4 if you balanced the last one on right but you'd need to get them from a really stingy doughnut shop who make the holes huge! Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick? Nope my labia would not but I think if I was a witch I'd be guaranteed a pussy right? They all seem to have black cats. How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils? Ohhh this is bringing back bad memories... about five and a half testicles worth. When did you last sun tan your butt hole? I was going to a couple of holidays ago but then realised... if you hold your cheeks apart you would get hand tan lines on your butt and if you lay "doggy" with your butt hole in the air then the sun doesn't get all of you and you have an uneven tan. I read about this new fad in one of those men's magazines but I don't think it ever caught on. Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper? Only if I threw it forcefully with my hand and then did a really quick fancy squatting pirouette... I'm free Wednesday evening, might give it a try. I'll report back. Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN? Hmm, I'm definitely a pushing outta kinda guy. On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits? A straight 5, no question. I've seen some pretty "pit"iful ones in my time, but mine are exemplary. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major? Nope but I can do "gust of wind" by Pharrell Williams. If you could braid your pubic hair, would you? Eww hair down there? Nope nope nope. Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time? Yes and the Pharrell Williams trick to boot. __________________ Male - Kinkster - Straight Loves, Likes & Limits

03-01-2020, 08:37 PM	#5
AngelicSinner getDare Devil Join Date: Feb 2019 Posts: 1,289 Blog Entries: 2	How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis? None sorry i don't have one, i hope the donuts aren't glazed though cause they'd stick more and provide a way to cheat! Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick? Hmmm no probably not unless i pressed my legs together really really hard. Oh and that broomstick better be nice and sanded down and polished or else splinters down there....yeah no thank you i prefer not to have wood on me or in me at the moment, though a lot of girls would probably say different How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils? Well, we implies me and one other person probably and well currently im not supposed to cum without permission at the moment....I would say probably only the amount the other person would be able to acquire, so the amount of one person after having an orgasm, without getting into trouble that is. When did you last sun tan your butt hole? Never tried but ive heard some people bleach that area, might be less of a hassle Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper? Ohhhh so this is what people did before the invention of the bidet! To answer the question most certainly no, though i suppose if you just held your cheeks apart nothing would get dirty. Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN? Definitely more for out On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits? Id give them a solid 4 Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major? A C Major is awfully specific, ill never try cause eww, but i think if i did it would come out more of a B flat. If you could braid your pubic hair, would you? Nope dont like hair down there and the hair on my head is plenty long enough to satisfy my braiding urges Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time? Hmmm well when i cum my toes typically curl and my eyes roll back a tiny bit, ill have to work on the pig noises though! Ill make that a goal for this year! __________________ 21/Straight Female/ Sub Still Exploring my Likes/ Dislikes/ Limits Last edited by AngelicSinner; 03-01-2020 at 09:59 PM.

03-03-2020, 06:47 PM	#6
Tebil Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: East Coast, USA Posts: 42	How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis? I'd think two without any trouble at all, but the third or fourth might slip off depending on how big the donuts are. How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils? Oh, wow, that is awkward haha. I don't know, but at some point it would just go down your throat, so... a ton? When did you last sun tan your butt hole? A long time, and it wasn't on purpose. Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper? No. Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN? Out, but it's not one-way. On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits? 4? Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major? Haha no If you could braid your pubic hair, would you? Yeah, I think I'd try it just to see. Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time? I'm sure I could. __________________ Likes: edging, ruined orgasms, cum eating, ass to mouth, denial Occasionally: scat, piss, cbt, semi-public Curious about: blackmail, online exposure Limits: family, messy, permanent

03-14-2020, 10:32 PM	#7
levu getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Portland, Or Posts: 258 Blog Entries: 4	]How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis? I would guess 2 Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick? Na How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils? A lot no idea though When did you last sun tan your butt hole? Never Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper? No Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN? Out On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits? 1 Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major? No If you could braid your pubic hair, would you? No, if it were that long is definitely trim then shave Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time? I doubt it __________________ PM Dares Kik/telegram dares @laevum: show me your underwear pic of me, showing as much of my underwear as safely possible in my current location Showme: pic what I'm currently wearing (if anything) Lastpic last picture taken Strip strip and send a picture 38/NB (AMAB)/PDX, OR, USA Likes, want to try, Limits

08-21-2020, 09:19 PM	#8
Jaro A filthy maggot anal whore Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,460 Blog Entries: 299	How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis? About 4 or 5 I think.... How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils? Not so much. Maybe one teaspoon in each? When did you last sun tan your butt hole? I have never done that but I actually did see a guys asshole on a nude beach. I guess you can do this even without specifically spreading your butt cheeks. Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper? I have had water splash my butthole because of this, yes. But it wasn't enough to save on toilet paper. Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN? For pushing IN for sure! Lots of different stuff! On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits? About a 2. I have recently started shaving them. I do think it looks and feels better. But many days go by that I don't think about my armpits and I don't exactly go around flashing them either. Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major? No... but I do like farting. It's feels great. If you could braid your pubic hair, would you? Nah. I wonder how that would look tho. Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time? I don't know and I would have to wait at least 262 days before I might try. __________________ Worm owned by Princess Butterfly ♦ Likes & Limits ♦ Toys ♦ AMA ♦ Check out my truths and dares here

08-22-2020, 12:44 AM	#9
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08-23-2020, 05:45 PM	#10
humiliatedboyslave getDare Devil Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: CT, NY, NJ area Posts: 1,488 Blog Entries: 5	How many donuts could we stack on your erect penis? 1. 2 if you squish them together a bit Would your labia provide adequate grip on a broomstick? N/A How much cum could we fit inside your nostrils? I do not know. Any one want to help figure this one out? When did you last sun tan your butt hole? last week Could you launch a turd with such force that the water splash saves you from needing toilet paper? no Is your butt hole more suitable for pushing stuff OUT or pushing stuff IN? It welcomes stuff in On a scale of 1 to 5, how photogenic are your armpits? 3 Can you fart the Mozart sonata no. 16 in C Major? no If you could braid your pubic hair, would you? what pubic hair? if i had pubic hair and a dom wanted it braided, sure Can you cum, roll your eyes, oink like a pig and wiggle your toes at the same time? pretty sure i can __________________ FULL LIKES/DISLIKES/LIMITS Likes: nudity, extreme cbt, chastity, humiliation, piss, ice, shaving, cum control, orgasm denial, messy, public, toothpaste, icy hot, ginger root, exhibitionism, anal, diapers, clothing, butt plug Limits: public is cool, but nothing over the top... no pics, no permanent marks/damage, no family, no friends (well maybe), no social suicide PM Dares - Make me regret this list. Gym Help BIRTHDAY BASH

08-26-2020, 02:49 PM	#11
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