Scenes We'd Like To See... - Page 9

Demon Thief · 02-26-2010, 11:47 PM

"Police car up ahead; accelerate quickly to avoid"

Slenderman - Doctor · 02-27-2010, 03:16 PM

Round Eleven

~ Things You Don't Want To Hear On A Telephone Sex Line ~

GO!

Cafepress · 02-27-2010, 03:22 PM

Caller: "Hi sexy, what are you wearing?
Girl: "Dad? Is that you?

Slenderman - Doctor · 02-27-2010, 03:22 PM

"Uh oh, it's stuck... please hold the line

!"

interesting · 02-27-2010, 05:15 PM

"Okay... so... how does this work again?"

"My name is whatever you want, baby - Okay, let's call you Big Bird!"

"You know, if you took out the trash once in a while, and helped around the house, and possibly took better care of yourself, you might actually have a real date instead of having to call me!"

"...I... w-w-w-ant t-t-to s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-suck-kkkkkk your-r-r-r- c-c-c-c-c-c-c..."

"[Emotionless] Oh God. Oh Yes. Do That Again. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Do you like that? Yes you do."

Demon Thief · 02-27-2010, 11:13 PM

"Hold on, I've got someone on the other line."

slave1987 · 02-28-2010, 07:02 AM

Sorry, not tonight, I have a headache

Star Shadows · 02-28-2010, 09:24 AM

"The person you have called has declined your call... she says your too stalker-ish."

"GO AND FIND A LIFE!!"

"The number you have called has not been recognised please try again later"

Slenderman - Doctor · 02-28-2010, 12:09 PM

"Me no speak no English..."

nifoc_uk · 02-28-2010, 03:14 PM

thank you for calling, this chatline is a hoax organised by the news of the world and we now have your number which will be published in tomorrows paper together with how we got it

smilerdude · 03-01-2010, 05:04 PM

"Shexy young man! Let me jusht put mah teeth in!"

"Mmmmmm this heavy breathing is wonderful. Keep going Darth Vader."

davykamikazi · 03-02-2010, 12:43 AM

"what am i wearing? uhmmm.......i dunno, some glasses, a hat. What kinda underwear? uuuuhhh, big ones? EXCUSE ME?! oh! what would i do to you? uhhh, i don't know, maybe order pizza and watch House i guess"

*totally stolen from fam guy, one of the few actually funny moments on that stupid show*

Anjelen · 03-02-2010, 01:10 AM

ELIZA.BAS responces for a sextline...

Rake in the dough at no cost at all.

> Hello, I am Eliza.
* i have a ten inch penis
> Don't you ever say Hello?
* hello, i have a ten inch penis
> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
* my ten inch penis
> That is quite interesting.

find the 'online therapist' here!

Night-1991 · 03-02-2010, 08:26 AM

"Hello, me love you long time!"

Slenderman - Doctor · 03-02-2010, 11:26 AM

Round Twelve

~ Rejected Exam Questions ~

GO!

02-26-2010, 11:47 PM	#121
Demon Thief getDare Devil Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: In the US Posts: 1,012	"Police car up ahead; accelerate quickly to avoid" __________________ "How many seconds in eternity?" And the shepherd's boy says, "this is a mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it. Every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away then the first second of eternity will have passed." You must think that's a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that's a hell of a bird. 14 years on GetDare!

02-27-2010, 05:15 PM	#125
interesting getDare Succubus Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Somewhere between here and there, in Quebec, Canada... Posts: 1,662 Blog Entries: 27	"Okay... so... how does this work again?" "My name is whatever you want, baby - Okay, let's call you Big Bird!" "You know, if you took out the trash once in a while, and helped around the house, and possibly took better care of yourself, you might actually have a real date instead of having to call me!" "...I... w-w-w-ant t-t-to s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-suck-kkkkkk your-r-r-r- c-c-c-c-c-c-c..." "[Emotionless] Oh God. Oh Yes. Do That Again. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Do you like that? Yes you do." __________________ You can visit my erotic stories website at: interestinglifestories.weebly.com This link can get you to all of my stories on this site as well: *Blog for my GD stories*

02-27-2010, 11:13 PM	#126
Demon Thief getDare Devil Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: In the US Posts: 1,012	"Hold on, I've got someone on the other line." __________________ "How many seconds in eternity?" And the shepherd's boy says, "this is a mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it and an hour to go around it. Every hundred years a little bird comes and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away then the first second of eternity will have passed." You must think that's a hell of a long time. Personally, I think that's a hell of a bird. 14 years on GetDare!

02-28-2010, 09:24 AM	#128
Star Shadows Prodigy Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Uk Posts: 4,707 Blog Entries: 13	"The person you have called has declined your call... she says your too stalker-ish." "GO AND FIND A LIFE!!" "The number you have called has not been recognised please try again later" __________________ Do not ask me for to be your slave, your mistress, or to give you truths or dares. You're wasting your time. Informative threads: Anonymous S/M advice service Threads of note PM MEGET S/M ADVICE WORSHIPS RACHIE**

03-02-2010, 12:43 AM	#132
davykamikazi Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Southwest USA Posts: 141 Blog Entries: 1	"what am i wearing? uhmmm.......i dunno, some glasses, a hat. What kinda underwear? uuuuhhh, big ones? EXCUSE ME?! oh! what would i do to you? uhhh, i don't know, maybe order pizza and watch House i guess" totally stolen from fam guy, one of the few actually funny moments on that stupid show __________________ 18.GenderQueer/Questioning.Sub Likes: x-dressing, anal, bondage, bdsm Dislikes: public, scat, cbt fetlife Tumblr

02-27-2010, 03:16 PM	#122
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Round Eleven ~ Things You Don't Want To Hear On A Telephone Sex Line ~ GO!

02-27-2010, 03:22 PM	#123
Cafepress Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: UK Posts: 134	Caller: "Hi sexy, what are you wearing? Girl: "Dad? Is that you?

02-27-2010, 03:22 PM	#124
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	"Uh oh, it's stuck... please hold the line !"

02-28-2010, 07:02 AM	#127
slave1987 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 430	Sorry, not tonight, I have a headache

02-28-2010, 12:09 PM	#129
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	"Me no speak no English..."

02-28-2010, 03:14 PM	#130
nifoc_uk Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: England Posts: 139 Blog Entries: 2	thank you for calling, this chatline is a hoax organised by the news of the world and we now have your number which will be published in tomorrows paper together with how we got it

03-01-2010, 05:04 PM	#131
smilerdude Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 88	"Shexy young man! Let me jusht put mah teeth in!" "Mmmmmm this heavy breathing is wonderful. Keep going Darth Vader."

03-02-2010, 01:10 AM	#133
Anjelen Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Rotterdam Posts: 1,286 Blog Entries: 1	ELIZA.BAS responces for a sextline... Rake in the dough at no cost at all. > Hello, I am Eliza. * i have a ten inch penis > Don't you ever say Hello? * hello, i have a ten inch penis > How are you today.. What would you like to discuss? * my ten inch penis > That is quite interesting. find the 'online therapist' here! __________________ Music by me: 'Suspense'(Reason v4.0) 'Keep your head up v0.1' (Fasttracker v2.09) * How to not be a Dumbinant * * Here's your chance to ask me anything! * "It's better to try and fail than to fail to try." [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] -- Nunc Intellego --

03-02-2010, 08:26 AM	#134
Night-1991 Account Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,216 Blog Entries: 86	"Hello, me love you long time!"

03-02-2010, 11:26 AM	#135
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Round Twelve ~ Rejected Exam Questions ~ GO!