"How to" lie - Page 6

slave1987 · 02-20-2008, 11:11 AM

The answer to this stems from the middle ages when the 20th February of each leap year was known as sing song friday, after the chineese holy man, St Sin Son, who would appear once every 4 years, get drunk and sing karaoke. This ancient tradition was thought to be lost by all until discovered on getDare

What is the ideal time to buy a car?

Ciandon · 02-20-2008, 04:44 PM

Ok, so, you don't wanna buy your car from one of them authorized dealers, hmm? You wanna come down to Wi Wong's Car Shop! We destro-I mean, get you your new car fast! You want a deal? We got a deal! The time to buy is now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wi Wong's Car Shop: "We destro-I mean, get you your new car fast!

How are people made?

Davros · 02-20-2008, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elpamhax

How are people made?

Mix 16kg of jelly powder with 5% pixie carrot dust, before mixing for 2 minutes and then placing in a 1000W Microwave Oven for 20 seconds.

What time is it in China, right now?

MasterO · 02-20-2008, 05:19 PM

Quote:

What time is it in China, right now?

It depends on the altitude and climate of the region.

What do unicorns eat?

df6wen · 02-20-2008, 05:39 PM

Your mother.

That does your mother eat?

Sum · 02-20-2008, 06:31 PM

Unicorns.

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Sum1(2) breaking the laws of physics since 1326

tissue13 · 02-20-2008, 06:42 PM

none because all men are women!

what is the meaning of life? (lol)

Ciandon · 02-20-2008, 07:21 PM

The meaning of life... An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said, "Shall a man die without pudding, his life has been in vain." Of course, the Japanese adapted this to sushi, as did the Mongolians to rice-cakes. So, in the essence of things, the meaning of life is regional foodstuffs.
Not my question: Can we get a little more thought on these?
My question: Why does it hurt when I touch a lightbulb?

slave1987 · 02-21-2008, 11:53 AM

it's because your body is allergic to all the fireflies that are inside the lightbulb that cause it to be so bright, when the bulb stops working it is because they are all dead.

What would happen if we reached the speed of light?

SubMissChievous · 02-21-2008, 04:20 PM

We would become rapidly brilliant.

Why are you a getdare member?

Pikachu · 02-21-2008, 04:52 PM

Because i get free hugs and pollywaffles (yes i have an alterior motive)

Why is the cookie jar alwasy just out of reach?

slave1987 · 02-27-2008, 12:30 PM

What happens everytime you reach for the cookie jar is this:
1. Your body checks your weight
2. It decides that you can't eat another cookie (You fat bastard)
3. It shortens the length of your arm accordingly.

This is based on the theory that, now, in order to get a cookie you must go and fetch a stool, thereby burning enough calories to offset the cookie.

Who is Harry Potter?

sk0073r · 02-27-2008, 12:45 PM

Harry Potter is the guy from Lord of the rings, who always follows frodo and sam. Harry betrayed Frodo and stole the ring, only to fall into the volcano and die.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? :O

Shiney · 02-27-2008, 04:44 PM

It could Chuck Norris.

You're standing next to a dragon and George W Bush. How do you survive?

sk0073r · 02-28-2008, 10:09 AM

Offer the dragon a pint of ale while you both run away from G bush.

Are we all going to die on 21 March 2014 ( Date predicted for asteroid to crash into earth)

02-20-2008, 04:44 PM	#77
Ciandon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 169 Blog Entries: 3	Ok, so, you don't wanna buy your car from one of them authorized dealers, hmm? You wanna come down to Wi Wong's Car Shop! We destro-I mean, get you your new car fast! You want a deal? We got a deal! The time to buy is now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wi Wong's Car Shop: "We destro-I mean, get you your new car fast! How are people made? __________________ I used to be here a lot when I was younger. Now I'm here less so, but I've missed the community.

02-20-2008, 05:39 PM	#80
df6wen getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 327	Your mother. That does your mother eat? __________________ My current ad. HERE!

02-20-2008, 06:31 PM	#81
Sum getDare Devil Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,049 Blog Entries: 9	Unicorns. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? Sum1(2) breaking the laws of physics since 1326 __________________ Through the darkness of futures past The magician longs to see One chants out between two worlds Fire walk with me I'm off to kinktalk. Bye all.

02-20-2008, 07:21 PM	#83
Ciandon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 169 Blog Entries: 3	The meaning of life... An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said, "Shall a man die without pudding, his life has been in vain." Of course, the Japanese adapted this to sushi, as did the Mongolians to rice-cakes. So, in the essence of things, the meaning of life is regional foodstuffs. Not my question: Can we get a little more thought on these? My question: Why does it hurt when I touch a lightbulb? __________________ I used to be here a lot when I was younger. Now I'm here less so, but I've missed the community. Last edited by Ciandon; 02-20-2008 at 07:21 PM. Reason: Lol! "noot!"

02-21-2008, 04:20 PM	#85
SubMissChievous Prodigy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 4,466	We would become rapidly brilliant. Why are you a getdare member? Last edited by SubMissChievous; 02-21-2008 at 04:21 PM. Reason: typo

02-20-2008, 11:11 AM	#76
slave1987 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 430	The answer to this stems from the middle ages when the 20th February of each leap year was known as sing song friday, after the chineese holy man, St Sin Son, who would appear once every 4 years, get drunk and sing karaoke. This ancient tradition was thought to be lost by all until discovered on getDare What is the ideal time to buy a car?

02-20-2008, 06:42 PM	#82
tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	none because all men are women! what is the meaning of life? (lol)

02-21-2008, 11:53 AM	#84
slave1987 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 430	it's because your body is allergic to all the fireflies that are inside the lightbulb that cause it to be so bright, when the bulb stops working it is because they are all dead. What would happen if we reached the speed of light?

02-21-2008, 04:52 PM	#86
Pikachu Distinguished Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 897 Blog Entries: 4	Because i get free hugs and pollywaffles (yes i have an alterior motive) Why is the cookie jar alwasy just out of reach? __________________

02-27-2008, 12:30 PM	#87
slave1987 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 430	What happens everytime you reach for the cookie jar is this: 1. Your body checks your weight 2. It decides that you can't eat another cookie (You fat bastard) 3. It shortens the length of your arm accordingly. This is based on the theory that, now, in order to get a cookie you must go and fetch a stool, thereby burning enough calories to offset the cookie. Who is Harry Potter?

02-27-2008, 12:45 PM	#88
sk0073r getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 365 Blog Entries: 3	Harry Potter is the guy from Lord of the rings, who always follows frodo and sam. Harry betrayed Frodo and stole the ring, only to fall into the volcano and die. How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? :O __________________ Teasing, JOI, edging, little pain, mild anal, bondage Mild pain, femdom, diaper Messy, public, involving others, illegal, humiliation

02-27-2008, 04:44 PM	#89
Shiney getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 293	It could Chuck Norris. You're standing next to a dragon and George W Bush. How do you survive?

02-28-2008, 10:09 AM	#90
sk0073r getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 365 Blog Entries: 3	Offer the dragon a pint of ale while you both run away from G bush. Are we all going to die on 21 March 2014 ( Date predicted for asteroid to crash into earth) __________________ Teasing, JOI, edging, little pain, mild anal, bondage Mild pain, femdom, diaper Messy, public, involving others, illegal, humiliation