"How to" lie

slave1987 · 02-18-2008, 01:09 PM

Had the idea after posting in another thread, basically you post a 'how to' question for the next member to answer, the answer has to be as random and far from the truth as possible.

e.g (pulled from another thread)

Q: "does any 1 know how 2 have an orgasm i am male?"
A: "start by tying your right hand to your left shoulder and then your left hand to your right shoulder, then jump up so that you hook your shirt onto a coat peg(you should be dangling in mid air at this point). Remain in this position for two hours and then you will have orgasmed"

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First question: "How do planes fly?"

Davros · 02-18-2008, 01:10 PM

How do planes fly?

Whoever told you that? They don't fly. Big God people in the sky pull them on strings. You never seen Thunderbirds?!

Why is the sun hot?

sweetashoney · 02-18-2008, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewSlave

Why is the sun hot?

You know when you mother shouts at you and its like hot air, well thats where all the hot air goes to, the Sun.

Why do men have nipples?

Davros · 02-18-2008, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetashoney

Why do men have nipples?

When God created man and woman, he gave nipples to women because he thought they'd be useful coat-hangers. However, he didn't think this was fair on man and so he created moobs (aka manboobs aka nipples) for man.

Why are born deaf people born with ears?

tissue13 · 02-18-2008, 01:56 PM

So in case he is ever hungry, ha can eat the ear wax!

Why would you name a dog "q-tip"??

Davros · 02-18-2008, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tissue13

So in case he is ever hungry, ha can eat the ear wax!

Why would you name a dog "q-tip"??

Duh, because the famous Hollywood actor is called "Q-Tip"!

Why do we have five toes per foot?

Trystaan · 02-18-2008, 02:52 PM

Because anymore and the goverment make you pay tax

Why is Gordon Brown in power?

banneduser · 02-18-2008, 02:52 PM

Before man knew how to make cheese from milk God gave us 10 toes with which to make a salty, cheesy snack. He tried 10 per foot but found the cheese output per tow was reduced and 5 per foot was the optimum number for cheesyness

Why do men need to orgasm so often?

Davros · 02-18-2008, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xTrYsTaNx

Why is Gordon Brown in power?

Because he was next in line - he was Blair's boyfriend.

Who is George Bush?

Trystaan · 02-18-2008, 02:58 PM

Hes a thing that lives next to my dick.

What is god

Davros · 02-18-2008, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xTrYsTaNx

What is god

God is basically the same as a "dog" but spelt backwards because some pillock was retardedly retarded on Wednesdays.

Why is Wednesday spelt so fucking weirdly?!

Trystaan · 02-18-2008, 03:00 PM

Cos if wasn't aliens would attack.

Why are you a mutant?

tissue13 · 02-18-2008, 03:04 PM

cause if i wasnt, yellow hot sauce wouldnt exist!

Why cant orange be a color??

Davros · 02-18-2008, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xTrYsTaNx

Why are you a mutant?

I'm not. Well. I'm half-mutant, half-ninja turtle

How old is Spongebob Squarepants? He has a job, and is doing driving tests... but he's so childish ?!?!

Trystaan · 02-18-2008, 03:05 PM

Spongebob is 37 and a half but has a mental age of 4.

How old is Gary?

Mwah Hah hah

02-18-2008, 01:09 PM	#1
slave1987 getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 430	"How to" lie Had the idea after posting in another thread, basically you post a 'how to' question for the next member to answer, the answer has to be as random and far from the truth as possible. e.g (pulled from another thread) Q: "does any 1 know how 2 have an orgasm i am male?" A: "start by tying your right hand to your left shoulder and then your left hand to your right shoulder, then jump up so that you hook your shirt onto a coat peg(you should be dangling in mid air at this point). Remain in this position for two hours and then you will have orgasmed" __________________________________________________ _______________ First question: "How do planes fly?"

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Trystaan getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,536 Blog Entries: 17	Because anymore and the goverment make you pay tax Why is Gordon Brown in power? __________________

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Trystaan getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,536 Blog Entries: 17	Hes a thing that lives next to my dick. What is god __________________

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Trystaan getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,536 Blog Entries: 17	Cos if wasn't aliens would attack. Why are you a mutant? __________________

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Trystaan getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,536 Blog Entries: 17	Spongebob is 37 and a half but has a mental age of 4. How old is Gary? Mwah Hah hah __________________

02-18-2008, 01:10 PM	#2
Davros Account Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,943	How do planes fly? Whoever told you that? They don't fly. Big God people in the sky pull them on strings. You never seen Thunderbirds?! Why is the sun hot?

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tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	So in case he is ever hungry, ha can eat the ear wax! Why would you name a dog "q-tip"??

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banneduser Account Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,386 Blog Entries: 4	Before man knew how to make cheese from milk God gave us 10 toes with which to make a salty, cheesy snack. He tried 10 per foot but found the cheese output per tow was reduced and 5 per foot was the optimum number for cheesyness Why do men need to orgasm so often?

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tissue13 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: cali Posts: 233	cause if i wasnt, yellow hot sauce wouldnt exist! Why cant orange be a color??