Facebook groups.

[APrincess]

LOL at all of these!! I'm a member of soo many!! I got to 299 and it wouldn't let me join any more so I deleted them all and started again!!
(I've tried to find my groups that hadn't already been put on here!)

- I was playing the bra colour status game on 6/1/10
- gavlaarrr- pamlaaaarr
- "I'm not racist but.." Err. Yes you are. What you just said was racist.
- My room is not messy. It's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
- Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick.
- I didn't slap you. I HI-FIVED your face!
- parents say "theres loads of food in the house" when there blatently isnt.
- Mom and dad.... when i lie to you, its for your own good.
- Your legs are like tesco's - open 24/7
- Why are bus drivers such miserable people?
- "mum? no. but muuum? no. MUM! no. fine....Daaaaddyyy ? "
- "Don't worry about the world ending in 2012, Busted went to the year 3000"
- "it's snowing" "yea i know facebook says so!"



Princess xXx

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Originally Posted by APrincess

LOL at all of these!! I'm a member of soo many!! I got to 299 and it wouldn't let me join any more so I deleted them all and started again!!

Princess xXx

Same with me.

Many people are now making fan pages though, and you can join as many fan pages as you want

[APrincess]

Originally Posted by Marvin

Same with me.

Many people are now making fan pages though, and you can join as many fan pages as you want

Really??!!!
WHEYYYYY...
but then facebook will catch on and ruin our fun
just like they always do!!
Thats why they keep changing it all the time

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Originally Posted by APrincess

Really??!!!
WHEYYYYY...
but then facebook will catch on and ruin our fun
just like they always do!!
Thats why they keep changing it all the time

They won't change the unlimited fan page joining thing

Most of my recent posts on this thread are fan pages, so check 'em out

[APrincess]

Hell yess!!!
But then you'll be able to find me and hunt me down!!
I know what your like.. I've seen your posts ;P
LOL

[Trystaan]

I have been joining lots of the sexist jokey ones, for those who are angered by these groups and who want to hunt me They are jokes, i don;t think this.


Woman spelt Backwards is Kitchen

Why are women moaning about childbirth when they should be in the kitchen

Period Pains ? Try getting knifed in the back on COD

Period Pains ? Try passing the ball to an opponent from a goal kick on FIFA

Hi I'm a girl, I go out with pricks and whine about all guys being dickheads

Hi I'm a girl, i ignore the decent guys and choose scumbags instead

Hi I'm a Panda, i don't play COD or get stoned, i just eat bamboo.

Girls have it easier than Guys

A girl that knows what COD stands for is worth talking too

If a guy responds to your text message whilst playing COD he really loves you

If a guy responds to your text message whilst playing COD he doesn't love you, he's just dead atm

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Originally Posted by APrincess

Hell yess!!!
But then you'll be able to find me and hunt me down!!
I know what your like.. I've seen your posts ;P
LOL

Muahahahahahahahaha.

I would hunt you down if...

a) Groups didn't have 10000000000 members to scroll through.
b) I knew your name xD

@Trystan: They're fantastic! I love the COD ones xD

[APrincess]

COD= call of duty im a girl.. does that mean I win? LOL

And Marvin I soo bet you would :P Lmao

x

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Originally Posted by APrincess

COD= call of duty im a girl.. does that mean I win? LOL

Related to COD ... I believe there's a group which has the title: "COD is the name of a fish, you moron".

Or words to that effect

[APrincess]

Hussshh you!!!
dont steal my moment of glory
im sure Trystan was talking about the game COD not the fish....

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Latest one I joined: excuse me mr gangsta your pants are falling down...

Made me laugh.

[Star Shadows]

Originally Posted by Marvin

When I was your age, we had Kenan And Kel. Not Drake and Josh
When it's completely silent, I notice noises I've never noticed before.
it's ok pluto, im not a planet either.
Girls Get Period Pains, Why Don't Boys Get A Kick In The Balls Once A Month.
If you looked EVERYWHERE, surely you would've found what you're looking for.
There's no such language as English (US)
Ahh, Wikipedia, the number of times you've done my homework for me... ♥
ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!
I'm paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore
Laughing so hard you make no sound at all.
watching people argue on facébook is pure entertainment.
Everyone's house has a different smell. BUT I CANT SMELL MINE!!!!!!
'Killing In The Name' is the best Christmas No.1 we've had in years!
i'd Like to be dead for a day, to see peoples reactions.
Unicorns are real, they're just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.

Becca Likes this *thumbs up*

Edward cullen is a fictional character and will never love you

4000 chavs a year die from tesco cheap booze. Every little helps .

I want to live long enough to see the end of the DFS sale

If 20,000 Join this group, I will audition for X-Factor and sing RATM

I laughed when I realised "STRAP ON" is "No Parts" backwards.

The Stig Should Be knighted

When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To "Is Dead"

I also shagged tiger woods

1 friend request, 0 mutual friends, WTF?! how did you find me?!

JUST BECAUSE I'M IN A BAD MOOD, IT DOESN'T MEAN I'M ON MY PERIOD!

[Slenderman - Doctor]

your legs are like netto, open 24/7 but no one wants to come in

+

Doesn't “lol” looks like a drowning guy? I bet he’s not laughing out loud

=

[Spanked]

From my Facebook status:
I hate stupid FB groups. Such as:

"Get the Pakis outtttt! WE ARE NOT RACIST"
"If 19 trillion people join this group I will rape Margaret Thatcher"
"I love human contact"
"5 MILLION FOR NO EDUCATION"
"Falling down the stairs and getting brain damage"
"Jeremy Clarkson should apologize for opening his mouth"

[Woof]

Originally Posted by AcexXxAttack

"Yes mum im nearly home!" *Hang up*... shit, i better leave now.

I don't care about your virtual farming skills. Stop flooding my homepage.

If you don't like my room being messy, stop going in there

Originally Posted by Star Girl

I judge you when you use poor grammar.

My best friend and I have conversations that are impossible to understand

I used to cover my hands in glue at school just so I could peel it off

When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.

No, I Don't Care If I Die At 12AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter.

Originally Posted by Marvin

it's ok pluto, im not a planet either.
Girls Get Period Pains, Why Don't Boys Get A Kick In The Balls Once A Month.
Ahh, Wikipedia, the number of times you've done my homework for me... ♥
ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!!!!!!!
watching people argue on facébook is pure entertainment.
Unicorns are real, they're just fat and gray and we call them rhinos.

OMG I TOTALLY LOVE THESE <3
Lets see what I have...

1)I can't understand half the things 老师(chinese teacher) says.
2)When i was a kid, i hated going to bed. Now i cherish every hour of sleep.
3)Hate it when you read something you dont want to know, and your heart sinks.
4)I love it when there's one new message,but I hate it when it wasn't you.
5)I have group-joining and becoming-a-fan disorder.
6)M.A.T.H.S.= mentally affected teachers harassing students.
7)Homework is to be done at home, and i feel its to be kept there too!
8)That's not what happened. Stop lying. I WAS THERE.
9)Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"
10)The Drunken Text Appreciation Society.
11)30 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways!
12)There's a good chance I'm an alcoholic, but meh, so are all my friends.
13)Students Who Believe Wikipedia Is A Freakin' Citable Source.
14)We are bestfriends that happen to be of the opposite sex, we are NOT dating.
15)8AM classes are pointless; my brain doesn't function until at least 11AM.