Facebook groups.

[Slenderman - Doctor]

If you're on Facebook, it's likely you'll have joined a group or twenty. Recently, I've joined more and more.

They tend to be brilliant and true... but pointless. Anyway, I wanted to post some here...

"When I realised the word "bed" looks like a bed, my mind was blown."

"I Hate The Little Triangle That Is Never Wiped By The Windscreen Wiper."

"When I Was Your Age, There Was a Shop Called Woolworths"

"It's not Christmas until the Coca Cola lorry is on the telly"

"Trying to turn on the light switch with your head while your hands are full"

"Going upstairs and forgetting why u went up there in the first place"

"When I was your age Salt and Vinegar crisp packets were blue"

I wanted to pick a favourite but I couldn't decide between these two...

"If Voldemort had gotten laid, none of this shit would have happened"

"Osama Bin Laden - World Champion of Hide and Seek since 2001"

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Have you joined any groups? And, if so, list some of your favourites

[lokelake]

There is only one group on facebook I want to join, and that is the accuweather.com group (if that group exists)

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Originally Posted by lokelake

There is only one group on facebook I want to join, and that is the accuweather.com group (if that group exists)

I'm too lazy to check, but it seems like there's a group for literally anything and everything. And, if there isn't, it takes 2 minutes to make your own!

[BettyBoop]

"You're not drunk, you've had one drink, so stop pretending."

"Stepping on a plug is the MOST painfull thing in the world."

"I Continuously Check My Fridge For Food Expecting Some To Magically Appear."

"FIESTY ONE YOU ARE."

"I'm NEVER Too Old For An Advent Calendar."

"I get my phone out to look at the time then put it away and forgot the time."

"When I Was Younger, I Put My Face Close to the Fan to Hear My Robot Voice"

"Ok, Mom/Dad you got your point across, you can stop talking now."

"WHY ARE YOU SITTING NEXT TO ME WHEN THERE ARE 100 OTHER SEATS ON THIS BUS?"

"It's not homework unless it's due tomorrow."

"I hate it when I dip my biscuit into a drink and then it just drops :|"

[Slenderman - Doctor]

I want to join about 5 of those but I'm too lazy. I suspect they'll show up in "suggestions" (or appear through friends) though eventually

[Leopard]

Originally Posted by Marvin

"When I realised the word "bed" looks like a bed, my mind was blown."

OMG I never realised that until it was pointed out D:

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Originally Posted by K687

OMG I never realised that until it was pointed out D:

There's another one similar...

"When I realised the word "OK" looked like a sideways man, my mind was blown"

(tilt your head )

[Leopard]

Originally Posted by Marvin

There's another one similar...

"When I realised the word "OK" looked like a sideways man, my mind was blown"

(tilt your head )

Ooh, so it does. That just makes me think of orz (unless you already know I doubt many will get that one.)


Ontopic: The only weird group I can think of that I joined is 'I want to hit people who walk slowly in the back of the head.'

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Originally Posted by K687

Ooh, so it does. That just makes me think of orz (unless you already know I doubt many will get that one.)


Ontopic: The only weird group I can think of that I joined is 'I want to hit people who walk slowly in the back of the head.'

I think I've heard of that one (orz). Not sure though.

And I joined one similar... "Speed the fuck up or move out of my way!"

[Leopard]

Originally Posted by Marvin

I think I've heard of that one (orz). Not sure though.

And I joined one similar... "Speed the fuck up or move out of my way!"

orz is meant to be a person kneeling and bowing (mark of conceding defeat in Japanese culture) o is the had, r the arms, z the legs.


Hrm looking through my groups, they're all protests and other sensible crap - I don't know where all the fun ones went

oh well, VIVA LA REVOLUTION~

[BettyBoop]

"Remember back in the day before Facebook when we all had a life"

"It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces"

"I hate when teachers talk in your face and their breath kicks like Beckham"

"If 1m people join, girlfriend will let me turn our house into a pirate ship."

"I Love Reading Other Peoples Arguments Over Facebook."

"I wish I had a Barclays water slide from my work to my house..."

"I feel my phone vibrate when it doesn't."

"I was doing homework, then I ended up on Facebook"

"I still say "What?" even if I heard you the first time."

"I Can't Wait To Burn My Anthology"

"Next time the fire alarm goes off, something better be fucking burning."

"I have to sing the ABC's to know which letter comes before the other."

[Nixie]

I joined several of these just because I was laughing so hard I couldn't not!

OMG BEtty I didn't even know that existed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I have to sing the ABC's to know which letter comes before the other"

Haha how sad I joined cuz haha I do!!!!!!!!!!!!! heehee

[Leopard]

Originally Posted by Nixie

I joined several of these just because I was laughing so hard I couldn't not!

OMG BEtty I didn't even know that existed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I have to sing the ABC's to know which letter comes before the other"

Haha how sad I joined cuz haha I do!!!!!!!!!!!!! heehee

That's me in, too - I have to sing them half the time :$

[nate2010]

The only odd group that I can think of (to lazy to go look at the ones I'm a member of) that I'm a member of has to do with square watermelons

[NYDude]

My favorite group im apart of is

"If 1m people join, girlfriend will let me turn our house into a pirate ship"