Wormy Birthday Funishment

[AnonRK]

Originally Posted by Leland

What I call a Satanas pizza... the little piece of shit really eats hawaiian pizza and sent me a photo... no wonder he's also into scat... same taste... I'm italian and that was definitely the most efficient way to make fun of my culture and by extension of everything good there is in this ugly sad world...

First time the subject came up it was with a TRUTH dare, asking about my favorite junkfood (we have those thick frozen pizzas which can be considered junkfood) and I didn't even know he was italian! Ended up with the punishment of drinking my own morning pee..

Now it's just a gamble every time to see if I can scramble his brain enough that he gives me a reward like saturday, or if he goes for a punishment haha

[footlover.london]

Living to regret…!

Ten more points please

[kirdo]

Originally Posted by Leland

I can't believe I need to explain this... where are my books... ahem.. cum is the liquid essence of pleasure, the alpha male is the one allowed to cum, and eating it is an act of symbolical feminine submission: you let the alpha cum inside you. So it's a great instinctive tool from nature to play the role game of life. Same with pee: sterile and rich of pheromones, many mammals drink the female urine in order to know if they are healthy and in heat. Urine can also symbolically replace cum in order to play the submissive game without the inconvenience of the post-nut tragedy... I respect the dog's strat of pissing on something to take ownership of it and even a clean cum dripping ass can be a fine meal. And I already enjoyed food improved with piss and cum.

On the other side: in nature some animals eat poop (insert nasty dogs here) but mainly to gain nutrients and help digestion. So there's no natural sexual or social reason to do it. Of course eating someone's wastes is an act of submission but I think that pee has a sexual and hierarchical reason while scat is just pure degradation based only on humans symbolical mindfucked twists...

Now I lost my train of thoughts... why I wrote this nonsense at 3 am instead of going to sleep? Weren't we talking about pizza? So to end this: cum good, pee good, sweat good (real reason why dogs sniff asses), dirty ass bad. Pizza is sexy like a clean ass, hawaiian is bad like a dirty ass and tastes the same. So if you are into pure extreme degradation, the one that removes any sexual identity or basic animal instinct, you will probably like it!

I have no idea what I wrote and I will not reread it. Good night.

yeeesh, guess I struck a nerve there XD

+10 points

[footlover.london]

Ten more points. It’s morning here and I’m about to attempt something pleasingly degrading for Leland

[Cstelle]

I'm getting sore just thinking of the fun Jaro will have. But 10 more funishment points may help.

[footlover.london]

Another ten points to help things along

[Leland]

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Come on now .... we should all be pro choice! :P

Absolutely! And he chose violence, so he paid the price

yeeesh, guess I struck a nerve there XD

Yes, I can't stand dumb dogs, so I had to fix you and share my vast secret knowledge ...even if it was a bit more nonsensical than usual because I was high from the sleepiness... but I had to, just for you! You really are a taxing mutt...

[footlover.london]

Ten more wormy points please

[Simi]

Speaking as a disgusting animal, I don't like Hawaiian Pizza, however my puppy does... must be a weird thing with the dogs?

Terrible :P

[Leland]

Originally Posted by Simi

Speaking as a disgusting animal, I don't like Hawaiian Pizza, however my puppy does... must be a weird thing with the dogs?

Terrible :P

RIGHT?!!!

Finally a wise fellow piss slut that understands the difference between good and evil... I'm not the only one to know the truth anymore! Thank you! @_@

Yes, doggies suck... and now I know why... from internet:

"Dogs may eat cat poop for several reasons, including curiosity, attraction to the smell, a potential nutritional deficiency, or boredom."

So this is what kirdo and all the other disgusting pitiful satanas pizza loving creatures really wanted from me... well... horrible but I'm flattered... so hawaiian pizza was code for scat all time along... you could have simply asked... you can feast with my litter as much as you want... here, let me add some basil leaves on top as decoration.

Enjoy your meal!

[AnonRK]

Originally Posted by Leland

RIGHT?!!!

Finally a wise fellow piss slut that understands the difference between good and evil... I'm not the only one to know the truth anymore! Thank you! @_@

Yes, doggies suck... and now I know why... from internet:

"Dogs may eat cat poop for several reasons, including curiosity, attraction to the smell, a potential nutritional deficiency, or boredom."

So this is what kirdo and all the other disgusting pitiful satanas pizza loving creatures really wanted from me... well... horrible but I'm flattered... so hawaiian pizza was code for scat all time along... you could have simply asked... you can feast with my litter as much as you want... here, let me add some basil leaves on top as decoration.

Enjoy your meal!

Hey, don't compare such a delicious meal to pizza hawaii.. uhm.. no that doesn't sound right... other way around!

[Leland]

Originally Posted by AnonRK

Hey, don't compare such a delicious meal to pizza hawaii.. uhm.. no that doesn't sound right... other way around!

Sounds like victory! I cracked the code!

I promise I will do my best to give you scat PM dares next time you secretly beg for them through the vile pizza substitution.

Ps Nice new sig down there...

[footlover.london]

Time for 10 more points, I think

[kirdo]

Originally Posted by Leland

Yes, I can't stand dumb dogs, so I had to fix you and share my vast secret knowledge ...even if it was a bit more nonsensical than usual because I was high from the sleepiness... but I had to, just for you! You really are a taxing mutt...

not the first time someone's said that XD, but i think ill leave the scat for Anon thanks

[footlover.london]

Ten more points please!