11-27-2014, 08:11 AM | #31 |
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. I used to be a banker but I lost interest. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. |
11-27-2014, 12:49 PM | #32 |
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These two Cell towers got married. The wedding was horrible but the reception was great.
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11-28-2014, 07:55 PM | #34 |
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What's the difference between a joke and three dicks? --- Your mother can't take a joke.
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11-28-2014, 08:11 PM | #35 |
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Whens it bad luck to be followed by a cat? When you're a mouse.
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11-28-2014, 08:13 PM | #36 |
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What happened go the man who was hit by lightning. He was electrified. Or he had a shocking experience.
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11-29-2014, 02:38 AM | #37 |
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Throwing acid is wrong - in some people's eyes
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus? Years after the Chernobyl accident and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes! I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat. British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray! The first guy who persuaded a blind person they needed sunglasses - he must have been a hell of a salesman. They say the camera adds 10lbs. Stop eating cameras!
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11-30-2014, 03:41 AM | #40 |
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I was walking in my house when all of a sudden a load of books fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.
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11-30-2014, 04:46 AM | #41 |
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Which king was purple and had many wives? Henry the grape
Was was black and white but nows red all over? A penguin with a suntan Did you hear about the vampire who had a broaken heart? He loved in vein. What do you get when you cross a wedding and a cliff? A marriage on the rocks. Iv got more for later.
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11-30-2014, 07:39 AM | #43 |
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How do you organize a galaxy party? You planet!
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11-30-2014, 09:17 AM | #44 |
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me: is your fridge running?
you: yes me:good,see you at the fridge race tomorrow
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How do you get 500 Pikachus on a bus? You put them into their Pokeballs, then you'll have much more space for them. (Anti-joke chicken ftw). A small garden vegetable tried to roll off my plate earlier. It was an escape-pea! A man walked into a bar with a small amphibian on his shoulder and said to the barman "I'll have a pint for me, and a half for tiny here." The barman asked "why is he called tiny?" - Because he's my-newt. A man broke the world record today for the most stunts ever performed on a tube of toilet paper. He was really on a roll.
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