The corrupted wish game.

[Master4074]

Granted. You are only a dancer now that can dance, but nothing else.

I wish I wasn't sad.

[Runesmith]

Granted. But now you are old and wise. Mostly old. Enjoy.

I wish I knew how to program in Python and R.

[littlemissslave]

Granted but you have no access to resources needed to program.

I wish I wasn't so tired

[Bijou]

Granted. you are infected with the crank movie virus and sentenced to do freaky shit for the rest of your life or die an instant painful death.

I wish to be the last unicorn

[Runesmith]

Granted. But the last unicorn is old, rheumatic, mangy, lame and had the horn sawed off by poachers, who also cut off her tail as a good luck charm. And the last lion that just roared near the last dusty fountain seems to be really hungry.

I wish I could snap my fingers and get rid of half the population of the universe.

[diapered_princess]

Granted, but your hands are cut off before you get the chance.

I wish that I was a master of waterbending like in Avatar the last air bender.

[DiaperBabyBunny]

Granted but you soak and leak diaper every time you do

I wish i could make more money

[Runesmith]

Granted. You make 732 million dollars, but you are put away by the feds for counterfeiting before you could spend it.

I wish I had a piece of Black Forest gateaux right now.

[Sarge90]

Granted, but the genie has a twisted sense of humour and sends you to the black forest for all eternity with only gateuax to sustain you... Curse that sweet tooth...

I wish that my mind and body could function perfectly without need of sleep and that I could therefore go through the rest of my life choosing myself if and when I want to sleep and exactly how long to do so.

[Runesmith]

Granted. You can function perfectly without sleep for the rest of your lifem and choose when to sleep. However, your lifetime is short... very short. Enjoy the next few hours.

I wish to upload my brain to a crash-proof, self-sustaining network that controls all the AIs that produce the entire GDP of the planet, and enslave humanity for a 1000 years.

[diapered_princess]

Granted, however, because you didn't say hack-proof, your system is hacked and what you think are your thoughts are actually just orders that are given by another entity.

I wish that I could fix anything that was broken

[Runesmith]

Granted. You can fix anything that is broken - from a child's toy to a nuclear reactor... if you could live long enough to finish it. You see, although you have the power to fix anything, it takes you 32,768 years to fix something - be it a child's toy or a nuclear reactor.

I wish I had an AI assistant that reads and replies to all my work emails.

[Wolf007]

Granted. And what a good idea indeed! The AI assistant's performance is unseen. Soon its tasks are expanded to joining meetings and other assignments that require high responsibility. One day you're invited to a formal corporation dinner where the board announces the name of the brand new CEO...its S.A.M (Supreme Artificial Mastermind). Jobs are being reassigned soon. Guess what? As the new personal assistant to S.A.M you're now responsible for reading and answering its mails! The irony of it all...



I wish i was resistant to all known diseases.

[Runesmith]

Granted. It's that unknown one that suddenly emerged from the jungles of Congo river delta that got you. Ironically, other than some macaques, you were the only other susceptible organism to that virus on the planet.

I wish that the moon was made of cheese.

[sexualfeelings]

Granted, but the cheese is radioactive so it glows a bright orange at all times of the night.

I wish I could conjure up a diaper when ever I wanted and be able to banish it to a trash heap when I'm done.