Ask a Monkey anything...

[Komodo Jones]

Sure anything to help another aspiring guy trying to get a fair amount of hits on a request thread even though it seems your dominants are doing a good job at that but anyway...

1) What's your favorite movie?
2) What's your favorite book?
3) What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?
3a) What is the stupidest sexual think you've every done (if different from above)?
4) What one thing about the Internet can you not stand in the least?
5) How did you get into BDSM?
6) What do you think about the user Komodo Jones on this site? I mean I've heard he's kind of a dork, but I'm interested in your opinions

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by Komodo Jones

Sure anything to help another aspiring guy trying to get a fair amount of hits on a request thread even though it seems your dominants are doing a good job at that but anyway...

1) What's your favorite movie?
Princess Bride
2) What's your favorite book?
Anything in the 'Wheel of Time' series
3) What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Quit college, multiple times
3a) What is the stupidest sexual think you've every done (if different from above)?
I was 'the other guy' in someone else's relationship
4) What one thing about the Internet can you not stand in the least?
That there is no training required to be on it. I would think someone somewhere should provide at least a basic training course. It's so important in today's world to be knowledgeable about it. There's so many people trying to scam you and people not being educated is their biggest weapon
5) How did you get into BDSM?
It is something that has intrigued me forever. I don't see it as something 'I got into' rather it's something that's been in me forever.
6) What do you think about the user Komodo Jones on this site? I mean I've heard he's kind of a dork, but I'm interested in your opinions

Wait he hasn't been kicked off yet? How many letters do I need to write?
But seriously, I think you're cool, I've read a lot of yours (and more recently Alexis') blogs and really admire you both.

[drwarschauu]

- If you could pick anything to eat now, what would you choose?
- How did you decide on your username?
- What's your favorite thing about monkeys?
- Is there a god? What's your view on a possible afterlife?
- Did vikings really exist?
- I mean... come on. They can't have been real, can they?
- You're at a crossroads and don't know in which direction to go to get home. Do you go left, right or straight ahead?
- What is the most heroic thing you've done?
- What languages do you speak?
- Who's your favorite comic book character?
- Am I going to leave any questions for other people to ask?
- Have you got any real life ghost stories? Please tell us one if you do!
- What's your favorite pizza?
- What's your most prized possesion?

Thanks for answering in advance!

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by drwarschauu

- If you could pick anything to eat now, what would you choose?
Well, I just finished snacking on some trail mix, so I'm not really hungry right now.
- How did you decide on your username?
Laziness? Hmm, where I live + I'm sub + I'm a guy ... threw that in a blender and .. viola .. .colosubguy
- What's your favorite thing about monkeys?
They are very agile, fun loving creatures. Very loyal and smart!
- Is there a god? What's your view on a possible afterlife?
I am really in flux on this topic. I believe yes, there was a 'higher power' that had a hand in creating our silly little race. Now rather that hand belonged to an omnipotent being, or a visiting gene splicing alien, I'm not 100% sure. Possible afterlife? I haven't finished figuring out creation yet, give me a chance man
- Did vikings really exist?
Yes, and the flew on the backs on dragons
- I mean... come on. They can't have been real, can they?
Dragons? Absolutely
- You're at a crossroads and don't know in which direction to go to get home. Do you go left, right or straight ahead?
I close my eyes spin and point, that's the way I go one road is as good as another if you're that lost.
- What is the most heroic thing you've done?
I'm no hero
- What languages do you speak?
I only speak two languages: English and Bad English
- Who's your favorite comic book character?
Nightcrawler
- Am I going to leave any questions for other people to ask?
I hope so, still places open for those custom edges
- Have you got any real life ghost stories? Please tell us one if you do!
I don't, though I do have some interesting theories about ghosts ...
- What's your favorite pizza?
The kind someone else pays for .. I'm not picky
- What's your most prized possesion?

Thanks for answering in advance!

The time people give me. It's the only thing I've been given that is irreplaceable, everything else can come and go.

[eivins]

1. Are you nervous about the 20th poster?
2. What is your favorite thing about Butterfly?
3. What about Asslvr?
4. Pizza?

[eivins]

1. Does this make me your 20th?

2. Or is this cheating?

3. What sort of edging dare are you hoping NOT to get?

4. Favorite fruit?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by eivins

1. Are you nervous about the 20th poster?
An 'excited' nervous, not a scared nervous
2. What is your favorite thing about Butterfly?
She is really taking the time to learn about me, and help me with a lot of my issues, with the goal of helping me get over them, and she makes me feel very special! Did you see what she did in that "Person above Permission thread?" :MELT:
3. What about Asslvr?
He's devious and also genuinely cares about me and my feelings/concerns/issues
4. Pizza?

MM, Yes please, I would love some.

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by eivins

1. Does this make me your 20th?
I guess it does

2. Or is this cheating?
If Miss butterfly says it's ok (she did) who am I to argue? Congrats

3. What sort of edging dare are you hoping NOT to get?
Either a long holding (which will be doomed to failure) or anything against my limits

4. Favorite fruit?

Bananas of course... followed closely by Cutie Mandarin Oranges .. can you say addiction?

[Alexis Rune]

Do you have any life goals or dreams that you have fulfilled?

Do you have any that you have not yet fulfilled that you still hope to?

Do you have any that you used to have but that you have given up on either because you don't think you can/will or that they simply aren't dreams any more?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by Alexis Rune

Do you have any life goals or dreams that you have fulfilled?
My life goal is kind of on going. Not necessarily a 'been there, done that' kind of thing. My goal is to give joy to other people's lives. So, I hope I've been doing that
Do you have any that you have not yet fulfilled that you still hope to?
Nothing springs to mind ... maybe do some travelling?
Do you have any that you used to have but that you have given up on either because you don't think you can/will or that they simply aren't dreams any more?

I have given up on the dream of ever completing college. I have failed at this so many times, I just don't see it happening for me anymore

[M.G]

- Are you into/playing any kind of computer/console games?

- What TV Series are you currently watching/following?

- Yay or Nay to; using other color fonts for replying these questions?

- What up-coming movies are you excited to watch?

- What is the one thing you missed the most from when you were a child (16 or younger)?

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by M.G

- Are you into/playing any kind of computer/console games?

Yes, I will sometimes fire up WoW, or Hearthstone, or even Diablo III

- What TV Series are you currently watching/following?

One of my rules right now is to watch at least one edisope of Friends everyday

- Yay or Nay to; using other color fonts for replying these questions?

You don't like my orange, have a better suggestion? I'm listening

- What up-coming movies are you excited to watch?

Hmm, probably Avengers: Age of Ultron

- What is the one thing you missed the most from when you were a child (16 or younger)?

Getting together with friends then didn't require nearly as much planning as it does now.

[M.G]

Would Sienna and seagreen do (color-wise)?

What episode/season of Friends are you up to (and who enforced this amazing rule)?

When was/what was the first movie/TV Series that made you cry?

What is your most disliked food?

What is your most liked food?

(You don't have to reply with my colors...I was just bored)

[pet monkey]

Originally Posted by M.G

Would Sienna and seagreen do (color-wise)?

I feel like I should be wearing 3D glasses to read your question! Whoa! It's coming right at me!

What episode/season of Friends are you up to (and who enforced this amazing rule)?

I am on episode 18 in season 1 (The One with all the Poker). This rule was enacted by Miss Butterfly

When was/what was the first movie/TV Series that made you cry?

I can't really recall the 'First' but Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV series) made me cry a lot. I mean I don't want to spoil it for anyone, but the episode where her mom left the show got me.

What is your most disliked food?

Liver

What is your most liked food?

(You don't have to reply with my colors...I was just bored)

Pizza or Spaghetti, so much YUM!

[Alexis Rune]

Are you a morning person?

Do you get sexual stimulation through your nipples? I mean, can you get 'excited' just through nipple stimulation and nothing else?

Was that last set 2 questions or just one?

The red pill or the blue pill?

Do you remember the last time you jumped/stomped in a puddle?

Skydiving: Exciting, terrifying or both?