12-01-2016, 10:08 PM | #16 |
Stranger with candy
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Why do you assume mail carrier's male?
Sometimes a female delivers the mail.
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12-02-2016, 05:29 AM | #18 |
Starchy Sadist
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Delivery by drone would be pretty neat
If they'd stop sending mine to the house down the street -_-
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"Prismarine!" |
12-02-2016, 05:49 AM | #19 |
getDare Devil
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I don't think drones would be any better
Just bring my package along with my letter
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12-02-2016, 10:51 AM | #20 |
Stranger with candy
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Who writes letters, in this day and age?
Except your granddad - a reclusive sage.
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12-02-2016, 07:44 PM | #21 |
Starchy Sadist
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I like letters, I rarely get post!
Letters from Monkey make me smile the most :3
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No, I do not want to be your Mistress. No, I do not want to be your slave. So don't PM me about it! Likes, Limits, and Fantasies (click) A Domme with a Monkey. The Monkey, the Potato, and the Book of Truth (AMA) My PM Dares are Offline. I don't participate in unsolicited PM dares, so don't ask. "iSpuds used to be an onion before she realized that she wanted a simpler, layer free life. Gordon Ramsey himself agreed to perform the surgery, but when Nigella Lawson walked in during the middle of the procedure with a bottle of scotch, things went awry. Waking up as an iOS kernel trapped in a potato's body, iSpuds successfully sued the Food Channel for 13 quintillion Zimbabwe Shillings, and now lives in an exclusive, nano-sliver coated vegetable crisper." -Runesmith "On a scale of 1-10, what's your favorite color of the Alphabet?"
"Prismarine!" |
12-03-2016, 12:14 AM | #22 |
Stranger with candy
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Even the thought of it turns me pale
I've never seen a monkey deliver the mail
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
12-06-2016, 02:13 AM | #24 |
Stranger with candy
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Are you just making an idle boast?
Or is your mailbox full of Christmas post?
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
12-06-2016, 08:33 AM | #26 |
Stranger with candy
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Bulging can be due to many different things
Maybe it's best to see what tomorrow brings
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
12-06-2016, 09:02 AM | #28 |
Stranger with candy
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All I know is that if the bulge is prominent
It's a clear indication an explosion's imminent
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
12-06-2016, 10:37 AM | #30 |
Stranger with candy
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Is aunt Bessie the one with big tits?
Whose orgasms are loud and resemble fits?
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Male, Straight, Dominant Likes: Anal (giving), rough play, CNC, bondage, humiliation, degradation, objectification, obedience training, online control Limits: scat, underage, playing with males; text speak To play with me, you must be able to prove your gender. Runesmith's Forgiveness thread - you're gonna need this My stories: Non-consensual Roleplay With a Stranger The Cabin in The Woods The Shanghai Girl Palace on The Beach My poems (yeah, poems): The Winter |
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