Revolution!

[Simi]

Announcement for all ye filthy vile peasants
While I enjoy watching my minions in the dungeon and dream of pouncing on them I want more entertainment and the royal kitty needs attention!

1. All peasants must spend 2 sentences per post here appreciating the royal kitten assistant or the queen piggy! Petting is demanded!

2. every animal noise coming from the pesants means they must embrace that animal side more, each animal noise requires 2 minuets in the mind of the animal, on all 4s and doing appropriate tasks for what animal noise they are imitiating as well as having to write on their body "I am a XXXX" where XXXX is the animal they revealed themselves to be

3. While we are in an animal theme for now anytime a member of the kingdom wants to pleasure themselves AFTER THEY HAVE ATTEMPTED TO REBEL they must spend 1 minute humping for ever 10 minutes of play they do

[joe89]

Originally Posted by Simi

Announcement for all ye filthy vile peasants
While I enjoy watching my minions in the dungeon and dream of pouncing on them I want more entertainment and the royal kitty needs attention!

1. All peasants must spend 2 sentences per post here appreciating the royal kitten assistant or the queen piggy! Petting is demanded!

2. every animal noise coming from the pesants means they must embrace that animal side more, each animal noise requires 2 minuets in the mind of the animal, on all 4s and doing appropriate tasks for what animal noise they are imitiating as well as having to write on their body "I am a XXXX" where XXXX is the animal they revealed themselves to be

3. While we are in an animal theme for now anytime a member of the kingdom wants to pleasure themselves AFTER THEY HAVE ATTEMPTED TO REBEL they must spend 1 minute humping for ever 10 minutes of play they do

As i really want to pet you, i guess i will still stay down here anyway. It just soo cosy . Iam hoping for you, that some of my roommates down here will go up though

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by joe89

As i really want to pet you, i guess i will still stay down here anyway. It just soo cosy . Iam hoping for you, that some of my roommates down here will go up though

Wait, if you really want to pet Simi, then why would you stay in the dungeons, when petting is now a rule?

[joe89]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

Wait, if you really want to pet Simi, then why would you stay in the dungeons, when petting is now a rule?

I was referring to that rule, but some other things make me think its better for me downstairs

[joe89]

What do the other peasants say? Will we stay together down?

[FrenziedHazel]

I feel kinda bad for the piggy queen, but wahhhh, Petplay is edgy and I need somebody threatening me with terrible things.

Eh. I'll leave the dungeon if piggy will promote me to commoner

Also all hail kitteh, etc, etc. You can haz cheezeburger.

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by FrenziedHazel

I feel kinda bad for the piggy queen, but wahhhh, Petplay is edgy and I need somebody threatening me with terrible things.

Eh. I'll leave the dungeon if piggy will promote me to commoner

Also all hail kitteh, etc, etc. You can haz cheezeburger.

How nice of you to start with the hailing before even leaving the dungeon. :3

Wait the dungeon has cheezburgers? Maybe I should move in.

[joe89]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

How nice of you to start with the hailing before even leaving the dungeon. :3

Wait the dungeon has cheezburgers? Maybe I should move in.

Tasty food and cold drinks, better than expected

[kanger]

Well, thank the nines I saw the notice of rules changing. Did it only for the first half of the day.

After hard working day ploughing through fields alone in this kingdom, I decided that enough is enough and people should get freed from the dungeon. Still feeling like a wolf and having its mark on my leg I spent most of my time whining while laying in this position, trying to conserve my energy. Getting bored of it I decided that I want some water to drink so I took a water bowl and tried licking it as a wolf would(from the ground). Being human is certainly easier. After getting my small drink I tried pouncing around my room. Then got tired of that and I layed on the floor and howled at my lamp again. Played fetch with my pencil a little bit, this time not being on the knees. I tried to dig through the floor a little bit but to no avail - the floor was better than my silly attempts so I barked at it out of frustration. All in all, I spent 22 mins (I wanted 30) making wolf noises - 6 whines, 2 howls and 3 barks.
And yes, my knees are perfectly fine, I only noticed it because I saw some blood on the floor...

I thank ye royal Queen for not punishing this lowly peasant(hides all the pitchforks) I appreciate your kingdom *pats head*. Your rule is true and just. *resisting very hard not to eat the piggy*

-falls asleep-

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by kanger

Well, thank the nines I saw the notice of rules changing. Did it only for the first half of the day.

After hard working day ploughing through fields alone in this kingdom, I decided that enough is enough and people should get freed from the dungeon. Still feeling like a wolf and having its mark on my leg I spent most of my time whining while laying in this position, trying to conserve my energy. Getting bored of it I decided that I want some water to drink so I took a water bowl and tried licking it as a wolf would(from the ground). Being human is certainly easier. After getting my small drink I tried pouncing around my room. Then got tired of that and I layed on the floor and howled at my lamp again. Played fetch with my pencil a little bit, this time not being on the knees. I tried to dig through the floor a little bit but to no avail - the floor was better than my silly attempts so I barked at it out of frustration. All in all, I spent 22 mins (I wanted 30) making wolf noises - 6 whines, 2 howls and 4 barks.
And yes, my knees are perfectly fine, I only noticed it because I saw some blood on the floor...

I thank ye royal Queen for not punishing this lowly peasant(hides all the pitchforks) I appreciate your kingdom *pats head*. Your rule is true and just. *resisting very hard not to eat the piggy*

-falls asleep-

You're really carrying the revolution on your shoulders. ^_^

Revolution: ? animal noises of any kind, done out loud. (22 complete)

The revolution wolf continues to fly the flag high! Or at.. like... wolf mouth-level, I guess.

[joe89]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

You're really carrying the revolution on your shoulders. ^_^

Revolution: ? animal noises of any kind, done out loud. (22 complete)

The revolution wolf continues to fly the flag high! Or at.. like... wolf mouth-level, I guess.

We are with you, kanger. Gladly coming up in the next oportunity

[FrenziedHazel]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

How nice of you to start with the hailing before even leaving the dungeon. :3

Wait the dungeon has cheezburgers? Maybe I should move in.

Good point. Hailing retracted.

No cheezburgers for you.

[joe89]

Its getting a little boring down here , i just finished the last beer and there are just some bags of crisps left

[kanger]

Got into a pub today.... apparently it's free beer there *hic*, no one around here to take my mooooney *hic*......Kitten is goo*hic*od. Kitten is cute *gives headpats*.

[Dionysian]

After a while, I couldn't help myself. I started to spend my day as a cat and was compelled to write "I am a kitten" on my belly. I spent a nice, long time grooming myself on all fours and stretching out my four kitty legs...in total, I spent 20 minutes making 10 cat noises, mostly mewls with a couple of big meows!

Of course, my kitty act could never compare to the One True Kitty. Royal advisor cat is best cat. ^'.'^