✖✖ Funny Chat Quotes ✖ - Page 10

muffinfairy · 04-05-2011, 03:42 AM

[11:40:18] LilAngel: add me, im extremely obedient ^^

SlutPuppy · 04-09-2011, 04:22 AM

[04:19:14] Rogue: Oh you're hilarious Mike
[04:19:25] lilysmaster: ‹@G.J.› It is fine, you can listen in at pwn-net.com
[04:19:27] rosiepie: hi
[04:19:33] Sharp Nacelle: ‹@Rogue› don't be sarcastic, it's not funny
[04:19:58] Rogue: ‹@Sharp Nacelle› Me...Sarcastic? Noooo
[04:20:04] The Natural: Yeah. Jerk.
[04:20:08] Dare.dude: yeah sharpits not funny
[04:20:21] Dior: back
[04:20:23] The Natural: Yeah Sharp you jerk.
[04:20:30] SlutPuppy: lol
[04:20:54] Sharp Nacelle:
[04:20:57] Rogue: Disgraceful

Jillers · 04-10-2011, 03:29 PM

[17:26:07] CrazedUp.: ‹@Leopard› I'm just right? Like the smallest bears porridge?
[17:26:37] Sharp Nacelle: ‹@CrazedUp.› you don't want to know what leo thinks about 'small bears porridge'
[17:26:47] honeyness: are you coming to England?
[17:27:01] Leopard: i make porridge out of small bears
[17:27:09] CrazedUp.: ‹@Sharp Nacelle› Why not?
[17:27:18] Leopard: i was going to say "i eat porridge out of small bears" but that just sounded wrong
[17:27:26] CrazedUp.: ‹@Leopard› I can't eat your porridge.
[17:27:26] Stellz: ‹@Leopard› You shouldn't play with your food.

Leopard · 04-10-2011, 03:35 PM

[09:30:35] Vexus: Jamness beat me at Chess btw.
[09:30:41] Vexus: The first person in 4 years to ever beat me
[09:30:44] Vexus: Congratulations~

[09:31:18] Leopard: i haven't lost a chess match in 5 years
[09:31:18] sweetsong: come back weird chat

[09:31:55] Jillers: i havent ever lost a game of chess!
[09:31:59] Jillers: or won one

[09:32:00] honeyness: i haven't lost a chess match in 5 years

[09:32:00] Vexus: Aww...
[09:32:03] Vexus: You both fail.
[09:32:09] Leopard: jillers, i think your claim is going where mine was at

[09:32:13] honeyness: i also havent played a chess match in 5 years
[09:32:14] Star Shadows: i havent played chess in 5 years
[09:32:17] Vexus: Cause you haven't played in 5 years

[09:32:28] Leopard: wtf
[09:32:32] Leopard: 3 repeats of my joke
[09:32:32] Vexus: LOL
[09:32:37] honeyness: ‹@Vexus› well done
[09:33:01] Jillers: ‹@Leopard› oh...*goes into the shame corner*
[09:33:02] Leopard: i hate you all

[09:33:07] Sharp Nacelle: also, leo probably hasn't played chess in 5 years

BettyBoop · 04-10-2011, 05:23 PM

[01:21:07] Stellz: I judge people on the type of pen they use the most.
[01:21:34] Stellz: Like if they just use a fucking bic stick pen...
[01:21:37] Stellz: Fucking cheap.

sweetsong · 04-10-2011, 06:55 PM

[04/10/2011 09:41:41 PM] sweetsong: Yeah, he has a really nice penis too
[04/10/2011 09:41:43 PM] Stellz: LOL
[04/10/2011 09:41:43 PM] Vexus: > , >
[04/10/2011 09:41:44 PM] sweetsong: And lips
[04/10/2011 09:41:48 PM] sweetsong: But that's all I've really seen
[04/10/2011 09:41:50 PM] Vexus: ‹@sweetsong› Srs?
[04/10/2011 09:41:56 PM] Vexus: Like on a scale of 1-10?

[04/10/2011 09:42:10 PM] sweetsong: He's probably like an 8 in my book

[04/10/2011 09:42:28 PM] Vexus: ‹@sweetsong› *rolls up sleeves* Guess I gotta start hitting on him now

[04/10/2011 09:42:46 PM] sweetsong: Hitting on? I thought you just molested people

[04/10/2011 09:43:18 PM] Vexus: ‹@sweetsong› I do, as well as flirting
[04/10/2011 09:43:22 PM] Vexus: I court women
[04/10/2011 09:43:24 PM] Vexus: Hit on men

[04/10/2011 09:43:47 PM] sweetsong: Cuz men are for fucking and ladies are for lovin'?

[04/10/2011 09:44:06 PM] Vexus: ‹@sweetsong› Exactly

Vexus · 04-10-2011, 07:04 PM

[21:03:21] Sharp Nacelle: ‹@Leopard› in your face! uh, no, i don't mean that

Leopard · 04-13-2011, 09:23 PM

[15:22:43] sweetsong: I'm not an alcoholic. I mixed it with orange juice

LilAngel · 04-14-2011, 01:35 AM

[6:33:24 PM] Leopard: crap i have like nothing to eat
[6:33:28 PM] Leopard: brb going hunting

Stellz · 04-20-2011, 07:09 PM

[21:05:41] AlmightyElemental: Gimme topics! AE is hungry for topics!
[21:06:04] Fixation: ‹@AlmightyElemental› Man Boobs.
[21:06:21] MetalAtlas: ‹@Fixation› ohhh AE knows those well
[21:06:56] AlmightyElemental: ‹@Fixation› Yeah, I watch Atlas play with his every night
[21:07:14] MetalAtlas: ‹@AlmightyElemental› touche

lilysmaster · 04-20-2011, 07:44 PM

The things my DJs get into.

MasterPain · 04-21-2011, 06:56 AM

as i expcected, i never get quoted

Leopard · 04-21-2011, 07:10 AM

Okay, two posts in a row now. May I remind everyone that this thread is for posting quotes from chat. If you aren't posting a quote or directly commenting on one, please refrain from posting.

Stix · 04-22-2011, 02:42 AM

[10:37:31] Stix: ok i'm gonna go
[10:37:40] CrazedUp.: Yay!

Jillers · 04-23-2011, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stix

[10:37:31] Stix: ok i'm gonna go
[10:37:40] CrazedUp.: Yay!

we all know this feeling...

jk

04-05-2011, 03:42 AM	#136
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04-09-2011, 04:22 AM	#137
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	[04:19:14] Rogue: Oh you're hilarious Mike [04:19:25] lilysmaster: ‹@G.J.› It is fine, you can listen in at pwn-net.com [04:19:27] rosiepie: hi [04:19:33] Sharp Nacelle: ‹@Rogue› don't be sarcastic, it's not funny [04:19:58] Rogue: ‹@Sharp Nacelle› Me...Sarcastic? Noooo [04:20:04] The Natural: Yeah. Jerk. [04:20:08] Dare.dude: yeah sharpits not funny [04:20:21] Dior: back [04:20:23] The Natural: Yeah Sharp you jerk. [04:20:30] SlutPuppy: lol [04:20:54] Sharp Nacelle: [04:20:57] Rogue: Disgraceful __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

04-10-2011, 03:29 PM	#138
Jillers Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 59 Blog Entries: 1	[17:26:07] CrazedUp.: ‹@Leopard› I'm just right? Like the smallest bears porridge? [17:26:37] Sharp Nacelle: ‹@CrazedUp.› you don't want to know what leo thinks about 'small bears porridge' [17:26:47] honeyness: are you coming to England? [17:27:01] Leopard: i make porridge out of small bears [17:27:09] CrazedUp.: ‹@Sharp Nacelle› Why not? [17:27:18] Leopard: i was going to say "i eat porridge out of small bears" but that just sounded wrong [17:27:26] CrazedUp.: ‹@Leopard› I can't eat your porridge. [17:27:26] Stellz: ‹@Leopard› You shouldn't play with your food. __________________ Mikkey is my BFFFLAA, So i shout out to her Get over it. Hope is a thing with feathers That perches in the soul and sings the tune without the words and never stops at all Ask me: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthrea...hlight=jillers [08:47:35] Sharp Nacelle: i want to talk about jillers's, mikkey's and jennae's legs and boobs again

04-10-2011, 05:23 PM	#140
BettyBoop Angel of Dare Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England. Posts: 8,249 Blog Entries: 105	[01:21:07] Stellz: I judge people on the type of pen they use the most. [01:21:34] Stellz: Like if they just use a fucking bic stick pen... [01:21:37] Stellz: Fucking cheap. __________________ ★Boop Boop de Boop.★ female, engurrland. Ask me anything, click. My tumblr. 18+ ▼

04-10-2011, 03:35 PM	#139
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[09:30:35] Vexus: Jamness beat me at Chess btw. [09:30:41] Vexus: The first person in 4 years to ever beat me [09:30:44] Vexus: Congratulations~ [09:31:18] Leopard: i haven't lost a chess match in 5 years [09:31:18] sweetsong: come back weird chat [09:31:55] Jillers: i havent ever lost a game of chess! [09:31:59] Jillers: or won one [09:32:00] honeyness: i haven't lost a chess match in 5 years [09:32:00] Vexus: Aww... [09:32:03] Vexus: You both fail. [09:32:09] Leopard: jillers, i think your claim is going where mine was at [09:32:13] honeyness: i also havent played a chess match in 5 years [09:32:14] Star Shadows: i havent played chess in 5 years [09:32:17] Vexus: Cause you haven't played in 5 years [09:32:28] Leopard: wtf [09:32:32] Leopard: 3 repeats of my joke [09:32:32] Vexus: LOL [09:32:37] honeyness: ‹@Vexus› well done [09:33:01] Jillers: ‹@Leopard› oh...goes into the shame corner [09:33:02] Leopard: i hate you all [09:33:07] Sharp Nacelle: also, leo probably hasn't played chess in 5 years

04-10-2011, 07:04 PM	#142
Vexus Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: In my rightful place above the rest of you miserable peons. Posts: 41 Blog Entries: 7	[21:03:21] Sharp Nacelle: ‹@Leopard› in your face! uh, no, i don't mean that __________________ ~Angels are bright still, though the brightest fell.~ Dom 93%\|Sadist 89%\|Experimental 86%\|Switch 57%\|Masochist 57%\|BDSM 46%\|Exhibitionist/Voyeur 43%\|Sub 39%\|Degradation 18%\|Vanilla

04-13-2011, 09:23 PM	#143
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	[15:22:43] sweetsong: I'm not an alcoholic. I mixed it with orange juice

04-14-2011, 01:35 AM	#144
LilAngel getDare Addict Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 2,171 Blog Entries: 44	[6:33:24 PM] Leopard: crap i have like nothing to eat [6:33:28 PM] Leopard: brb going hunting __________________ With love, from your favourite administrator. ♥ 8==========)~~~~~~~~ WORSHIPS KANGAROOS

04-20-2011, 07:09 PM	#145
Stellz Distinguished Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: A boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Posts: 606 Blog Entries: 50	[21:05:41] AlmightyElemental: Gimme topics! AE is hungry for topics! [21:06:04] Fixation: ‹@AlmightyElemental› Man Boobs. [21:06:21] MetalAtlas: ‹@Fixation› ohhh AE knows those well [21:06:56] AlmightyElemental: ‹@Fixation› Yeah, I watch Atlas play with his every night [21:07:14] MetalAtlas: ‹@AlmightyElemental› touche __________________ ✪ 29 ✪ She/Her ✪ Married & Monogamous✪ ****************** Owner of my pup and husband Ask me about our adventures <3 ✪

04-20-2011, 07:44 PM	#146
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04-21-2011, 06:56 AM	#147
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04-21-2011, 07:10 AM	#148
Leopard Truth or Dare Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,522	*Okay, two posts in a row now. May I remind everyone that this thread is for posting quotes* from chat. If you aren't posting a quote or directly commenting on one, please refrain from posting.**

04-22-2011, 02:42 AM	#149
Stix getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,018	[10:37:31] Stix: ok i'm gonna go [10:37:40] CrazedUp.: Yay!