All hail the WORM KING!!!!!

[LitDarkness]

Originally Posted by Pariahterror

Gotten 2 messages already . Getting attention XD. Now I only need ones with extra offers .

Tell me what do you want and I may be able to arrange something for you.

[Cstelle]

Originally Posted by LitDarkness

Tell me what do you want...

I think we all need to face the truth, accept the facts, and generally get our things in whatnot, for there is no escaping the fact that what people ACTUALLY, in the deepest depths of their souls, want to do, is to be cool!

And how does one become cool? Glad you asked!

It is a well-known fact that cool people vote for Monkeys. Look at me! I voted for Monkey, and I'm unbearably cool! Okay, bad example, because obviously I was cool before I voted for Monkey, and equally obviously I voted for Monkey before it was cool...

But that doesn't change the spirit of the general principle of the main point: it is very, very, indeed very cool to give your vote for Monkey.

[ToiletBoi]

Looks like we are going to have a
Worm King of Getdare.

[Mr. Devious]

Originally Posted by ToiletBoi

Looks like we are going to have a
Worm King of Getdare.

Not if I can help it... We are still a ways off the poll closing.
I'm willing to go the extra mile and work my ass off to win. Don't count anyone out yet!

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Mr. Devious

Not if I can help it... We are still a ways off the poll closing.
I'm willing to go the extra mile and work my ass off to win. Don't count anyone out yet!

Indeed!

You'll just have to beat my worm ass!

[lola.fox]

if it comes down to having a recount its anyones game... jaro would miss by miles

[CSasha]

If I may add, the real candidate for the position of King is at the top of the list. For a very good reason.

[Simi]

We can't let a submissive little worm rule... so vote Mr Devious!

[Cstelle]

POINT OF ORDER!

Have you, honoured participants in this great game of ours, thought about your SPEECHES?

Some of you may technically have received more votes than Pet Monkey, but as we can surely all agree, the real winner, the victor, The King of All getDare, is, de facto, our Beloved Liege, our master, hero, teacher, friend, guide, and humble, HUMBLE monkey, His Royal Majesty Pet Monkey.

That, obviously, is obvious, and we can all agree on it.

However, I think we can also all agree on that getDare needs to pull together, to keep together, to remember that we, as a losely connected social group brought together mostly by horniness, need to keep together, and pull together! And for that, and only for that, and for no other reason than that, conceivable or not, you, the honoured, HONOURED also-runs, may now want to reserve a moment for writing that most important speech of your lives, your concession speech.

This is your moment! Show that you are indeed shining knights! Champions! Kings of the heart, if not the land! Bring us together! What has been rent asunder, must now be resewn - and you, and your votes, and the votes of your supporters, is the way to bring about a new morning, a new light, a new direction, a new future for getDare and all its myriad of peoples.

As you lay down your flags and swords before Our Liege and Master, His Royal, nay, Imperial Majesty, Pet Monkey The Humble, all of getDare will finally become one. We will all be sisters and brothers, we will all share in the Great Glory, we will all, all, ALL be part - TRULY part - of that great social experiment birthed so many years ago by the late lamented Depp.

I salute you, my friends! By your fearless selflessness, your bold bravery, courageous valor, your gallant daring, indomitable, undaunted heroism in the face of egoism you will today win the world!

I speak not only for the friends of His Most Humble Majesty Pet Monkey, but also for all of getDare - and for all those who will come after us! Generation upon generation upon generation of little kinkers! And they will all remember the day when getDare finally came together. Rose from the darkness of strife. United under that one will. Became the light.

Yes:

Today we finally get There.

[KittenLicks]

Originally Posted by Cstelle

This is your moment! Show that you are indeed shining knights!

Point of order! There's only one shining knight in the race, and he has my vote~ c:

[Cstelle]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

Point of order! There's only one shining knight in the race, and he has my vote~ c:

Absolutely! And such a shining, SHINING knight! A great, wise person who knows what is right for him, what is right for the members of getDare, what is right for - need I say it - our great, great culture of kink! And as he concedes and donates his votes to Monkey... can't you just see how wonderful it is! He will be the Prince of getDare's Everlasting Greatness!

And that is not all! Oh, no, no, that is NOT all! You, YES, you! will also have a part in this beautiful, beautiful ceremony! Without your help, how could this paragon of princely perfection be what he NEEDS to be, WANTS to be? He needs your support! You need to REACH out to him, TOUCH him, TEACH him, TELL him that giving up is not losing. Giving up is winning.

Help him.

He needs you.

Only you can help him write that Perfect Speech of Concession that will make it possible for King Monkey to Unite All Of getDare!

I am so, so grateful that you want to do this thing. This little, yet so, so momentous thing!

I thank you. getDare thanks you. The spirit of his lateness, the Depp, thanks you. Thank you for your support. Your steadfast love. Your faith.

Thank you.

[KittenLicks]

That was so smoothly done that now I almost wish I was voting for Monkey. XD

[Sain]

Originally Posted by Cstelle

POINT OF ORDER!

Have you, honoured participants in this great game of ours, thought about your SPEECHES?

I certainly have. And let me remind you, you only get to hear a real speech if you vote for me.

[Cstelle]

Originally Posted by KittenLicks

I wish I was voting for Monkey. XD

Thank you for your support! It is so important that you young people are with us in these harsh, harsh times of internal strife and misery. It is only by standing together, edging nearer, and, finally, by coming together, that we can create the future that we all see when we look upon His Royal Visage!

[Cstelle]

Originally Posted by Cstelle

Have you, honoured participants in this great game of ours, thought about your [concession] SPEECHES?

It is true: you really are a paragon among princes. It is always the brightest shining star that leads us home!

And now, led by you, Shining Prince, getDare can finally find Everlasting Peace and Love under the Kind Rule of His Royal Humility, King Pet Monkey The First.

As your speech of concession, your words of honour, love, and respect, are disseminated though the vast vastness that is getDare, and as hearts bend, and heads bow, know that you will go down in history!

Let it never again be said that there was a prince of getDare who didn't step up when his name was called. Let it never again be said that what wasn't was what was.