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memyselfandi · 05-12-2010, 12:40 PM

Hi i'm Michael Buble and i like you, lol jk, i haven't met you yet.

Yay! Eastenders is on...LOL jk the prime minister resigned

You mean more than the world to me, LOL, jk, I prefer food.

The impossibility of removing skinny jeans sexily.

THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. It's called grammar, use it.

I respect you as a female babe. LOL, Jk. Sandwich. Now.

I will name my child stacy, i will be stacy's mom and i will have it goin on.

I'm not a sexist. Sexism is wrong, and being wrong is for women.

Slenderman - Doctor · 05-16-2010, 01:02 PM

Our friendship is tighter than a nuns vagina.
"How do you know that?" "Facebook."
getting nervous on the morning of non uniform day incase its not that day...
i know an awesome ginger.
Youre about as pointless as window two at a mcdonalds drive thru.
I laugh in the face of GCSE students who complain about their workload.
If retards could fly, my school would be an airport.
aint no mountain high enough to keep me from you babe, LOL jk u seen everest?
"Do it, it'll be funny."
I like your makeup...LOL JK, it looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola.

HisLittleOne · 06-15-2010, 08:39 AM

He broke her heart, she broke his xbox... who cried harder?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? . . . . . . . YES! YOU'RE RIGHT! It's Popcorn!

paper beats rock? ok, i'll throw a rock at you and you defend yourself with paper

I want to hit you... Hard... With a cricket bat!

Well done for winning Eurovision Germany, but we all know who won WW2...

Rogue · 06-15-2010, 10:02 AM

A small selection of my favourite groups

Good friends say "Try Again", best friends say "FAIL!"

I shower naked. HOW NAUGHTY OF ME.

"It's Not You It's Me" Dam Right It's You, Aint Nothing Wrong With Me

What lesson do you have now? "Defence against the dark arts, you?" .... English

I'm not looking at your ass, I'm admiring your back pocket ;]

I stepped on a corn flake, now I'm a cereal killer

"Darling, the house is on fire" - "Gimmee a second babe, im playin COD

Yes i'm a teenager. No I am not pregnant, high,or about to steal your stuff

What is Justin Bieber doing out of the kitchen?

CollaredBlondie · 06-15-2010, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BettyBoop

"I get my phone out to look at the time then put it away and forgot the time."

I do this all the time... ¬_¬

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor

When I was your age, we had Kenan And Kel. Not Drake and Josh.

And well now which is better.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Star Shadows

4000 chavs a year die from tesco cheap booze. Every little helps

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I laughed when I realised "STRAP ON" is "No Parts" backwards.

These two made me laugh my ass off... Didn't actually realise teh second one. It's like, today the other half told me that racecar is racecar backwards too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor

I want Michael Mcintyre as my sat nav voice!

If I could drive, this would totally be what I'd want.

Quote:

Originally Posted by HisLittleOne

He broke her heart, she broke his xbox... who cried harder?

I showed this to my boyfriend and said "repalce Xbox with PS3 and you know what'll happen. He looked so scared XD

Quote:

Originally Posted by HisLittleOne

What starts with P and ends with ORN? . . . . . . . YES! YOU'RE RIGHT! It's Popcorn!

On this note; I'm in one called: What starts with f and ends in uck? That's right firetruck!

Yeah, anyway... I would go through mine too, but there's so many there and I can't be bothered right now...

Slenderman - Doctor · 06-15-2010, 10:32 AM

The World will not end in 2012 , Marty Mcfly went to the year 2015.
That'll do donkey. That'll do.
the idea of not attending exams to persue a career as a pornstar.
throwing dildo's at nuns.
Pretending to read the card after money falls out
The thought of AQA, OCR and Edexcel burning down

SlutPuppy · 06-15-2010, 03:41 PM

My level of sarcasm is in proportion to your level of stupidity.
No. You're Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.
"I am THIS close to calling your mother!!" "Tell her I said hi!!"
Umm, Ke$ha? I don't think "LOVE" is the only drug you're on . .
Hi spider, nice spider, let me pet you ... with my shoe ...good spider
Don't ask me, just fucking Google it.
'Hey Gandalf can I just squeez past'..'yeah sure'. LOL jk 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Money doesn't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Ferrari
I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, FEELING LIKE...going back to sleep...
Never underestimate a girl's abillity to find things out.
Middle School: "Shut up, it was a dare" High School: "Shut up, I was drunk"
I'm not a slut, I hang out with guys to stay away from bitches like you
Girl, that is a shirt... not a dress
Parents should not be allowed on Facebook
Saying "Or Not" When People Do the Complete Opposite of What You Just Said
people who make an effort to stay in your life, no matter what happens♥

donneythejedi · 06-19-2010, 07:57 PM

Asking for a Water Cup at McDonalds and filling it with Soda.
Why doesnt Dora ever tell her parents about the fox that stalks her...
"All you do is sit on that computer". No, i sit on the chair.
Is it just me or does Oscar the grouch look like a big pile of weed?

juicy · 06-19-2010, 08:38 PM

This one might have already been said...
But My favorite is:

How many oms, would an om nom nom, if an om nom could om noms?

Stix · 06-20-2010, 05:16 PM

My all time favourite...

"Period pains? Try being marginally offside on Fifa!"

momo · 06-22-2010, 01:26 PM

The first time I bought a McFlurry, I thought the spoon was also a straw.

Nerd? We prefer the term "intellectual badass."

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Say YOU'RE WELCOME really loudly when people don't say thank you.

"Woah it's really hot in here!" "Sorry, should I leave?"

Life's a bitch, because if it were a slut, it'd be too easy.

When you realize you over slept and you jump off the bed like a ninja.

If you were a status, I'd like you

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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.

People in the background of photos make everything funnier.

I see you're typing, then you stopped.... WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY?!?!?!

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

When teachers say," Do I look stupid to you" and all you want to say is," yes you do! so can you shut up?!?!"

Slenderman - Doctor · 10-15-2010, 02:27 AM

F*ck off Funkypigeon, Moonpigs got it covered.

Students against UK top up fees reaching £7,500 per year (Education).

I'm a pro at picking the wrong person to like.

Period pains? Try accidentally pressing pass on fifa when taking a corner. and life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

Dora: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE BANANA TREE IS? Kids At Home: -Silence- Dora: THAAAAATS RIIIIGHT!

"it's a long story.." "I got until 2012, go ahead."

In Memory of All Those Who Gave Their Lives To Defeat Voldemort

ARRH OUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE. ARRRHHHHHH *goes on facebook* MY HOUSE IS ON FIRRREEEE!!!!!!:S

The awkwardness of putting a dish in the sink when someone is washing dishes.

Sorting out UCAS is harder than passing your actual A Levels.

SlutPuppy · 10-15-2010, 03:09 AM

I hate turning on the radio only to hear the last 2 sec. of a good song.
Complaining about how big my cock is
"Yes Officer I did see the Speed Limit sign I just didn't see YOU"
no matter how much sleep i get, i'm always tired when i get up for school !
BAM! and the slut is gone.
drunk drivers run stop signs, stoners wait for them to turn green
if i text a person in the same room as me, i stare at them 'til they get it
you're a dude...why are your pants tighter than your girlfriend's?
Once I start hating someone, EVERYTHING they do is irritating to me.
Hi, I'm a spider, & I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
I'm Staring at My Closet Full of Clothes But I Have Nothing To Wear
Saying "Really" when something pisses you off
I always have the most serious conversations late at night.
You're too ugly for my sibling. Don't make me cut you.
WANKING AT HOME WHEN YOU GOT NUFFINK ELSE 2 DO
You say goodbye to everybody, then somebody you want to talk to signs in
"Get in".."I'm not sittin in the middle"
Talking to your friends in a made up language that sounds Chinese
I Get The Urge To Put My Name On Everything When I'm Holding A Sharpie
I wanna meet this bridge-jumping friend my parents complain about.
If I still cannot hear you after 3 tries, I just smile and nod
I Cant Believe Its Not Butter. What The F*** Is It Then
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
I wonder if her parents know SHES A HO
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!... lol jk, oxygen helps too.
hey , YOU WITH THE FACE
Checking the time on your phone twice because you forgot it the first time
The traffic light is green, why is no one moving :@
My shampooing experiences are rarely like the commercials suggest.
I don't care if the movie wasn't true it still scared the crap outta me
mom, i could be dying and you're not answering the phone
I drop my iPod then my headphones save it's life. (:

"hey give that back" I just licked it, want it now?
''you're tall,do you play basketaball?''...'' -_- you're short, do you play minigolf ?'
Mom and Dad...when I lie to you, its for your own good
It makes sense in my head, I just can't explain it
Replying Yes When Someone Asks If You're Asleep
Talking to someone when you're half asleep, and not remembering it later.
Sex scenes- Creating awkward family moments for all time
Having those long magical nights that you wished would never end... =)
Sitting in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed
Mom an Dad, I'm trying to enjoy summer vacation. Stop making me do things!

daring_gal · 10-15-2010, 03:50 AM

screw pandas they are just c**p
Mum: "Stop Lying" You: "Says You.. Santa, Tooth Fairy & The Easter Bunny!"
Go compare go compare, give me a bat to kill the t**t at go compare..

Rogue · 10-26-2010, 06:49 AM

Some of the groups that I have recently joined <3

"THIS IS NOT AN ASSIGNMENT YOU CAN DO THE NIGHT BEFORE." Challenge accepted.

It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. "Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem..."

Age 3 -- Boy kisses girl. Parents: "Awwww. That's so cute" *Takes picture*
Age 16 -- Boy kisses girl. Dad: "Get the hell away from my daughter!!!!!" *Loads shotgun*

hate it when theres only $94846356372930 in your bank account

So... the elephant says to the camel "Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?"
The camel replies "That's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face."

"Do I look okay?"
"When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change...."
"Dude, chill, I only asked if I looked okay!"

05-12-2010, 12:40 PM	#76
memyselfandi Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: London, England Posts: 111	Hi i'm Michael Buble and i like you, lol jk, i haven't met you yet. Yay! Eastenders is on...LOL jk the prime minister resigned You mean more than the world to me, LOL, jk, I prefer food. The impossibility of removing skinny jeans sexily. THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. It's called grammar, use it. I respect you as a female babe. LOL, Jk. Sandwich. Now. I will name my child stacy, i will be stacy's mom and i will have it goin on. I'm not a sexist. Sexism is wrong, and being wrong is for women. __________________ I do not want to be your slave, or master. Click here to ask me anything 17/Female/England

06-15-2010, 10:02 AM	#79
Rogue Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: UK Posts: 109 Blog Entries: 4	A small selection of my favourite groups Good friends say "Try Again", best friends say "FAIL!" I shower naked. HOW NAUGHTY OF ME. "It's Not You It's Me" Dam Right It's You, Aint Nothing Wrong With Me What lesson do you have now? "Defence against the dark arts, you?" .... English I'm not looking at your ass, I'm admiring your back pocket ;] I stepped on a corn flake, now I'm a cereal killer "Darling, the house is on fire" - "Gimmee a second babe, im playin COD Yes i'm a teenager. No I am not pregnant, high,or about to steal your stuff What is Justin Bieber doing out of the kitchen? Last edited by Rogue; 06-15-2010 at 10:09 AM.

06-15-2010, 03:41 PM	#82
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	My level of sarcasm is in proportion to your level of stupidity. No. You're Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong. "I am THIS close to calling your mother!!" "Tell her I said hi!!" Umm, Ke$ha? I don't think "LOVE" is the only drug you're on . . Hi spider, nice spider, let me pet you ... with my shoe ...good spider Don't ask me, just fucking Google it. 'Hey Gandalf can I just squeez past'..'yeah sure'. LOL jk 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS Money doesn't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Ferrari I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, FEELING LIKE...going back to sleep... Never underestimate a girl's abillity to find things out. Middle School: "Shut up, it was a dare" High School: "Shut up, I was drunk" I'm not a slut, I hang out with guys to stay away from bitches like you Girl, that is a shirt... not a dress Parents should not be allowed on Facebook Saying "Or Not" When People Do the Complete Opposite of What You Just Said people who make an effort to stay in your life, no matter what happens♥ __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

06-19-2010, 07:57 PM	#83
donneythejedi getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: USA Posts: 287	Asking for a Water Cup at McDonalds and filling it with Soda. Why doesnt Dora ever tell her parents about the fox that stalks her... "All you do is sit on that computer". No, i sit on the chair. Is it just me or does Oscar the grouch look like a big pile of weed? __________________ Every second you throw away, Every minute of every day, Don't get caught in a memory, 'Cause life won't wait for you, No, life won't wait for you, my friend Last edited by donneythejedi; 06-19-2010 at 08:03 PM.

06-19-2010, 08:38 PM	#84
juicy Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 51	This one might have already been said... But My favorite is: How many oms, would an om nom nom, if an om nom could om noms? __________________ 16 \| F \| AUS Likes : Masturbation, Soft Insertion, Nipple play, Ice, pain Will do: Toothpaste [no insertion], soft self bondage, hard pain Limits : People, Excrement, Public, Extreme Pain, Photos, Messy/Food, Art Last edited by juicy; 06-19-2010 at 08:38 PM. Reason: spelling...

05-16-2010, 01:02 PM	#77
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Our friendship is tighter than a nuns vagina. "How do you know that?" "Facebook." getting nervous on the morning of non uniform day incase its not that day... i know an awesome ginger. Youre about as pointless as window two at a mcdonalds drive thru. I laugh in the face of GCSE students who complain about their workload. If retards could fly, my school would be an airport. aint no mountain high enough to keep me from you babe, LOL jk u seen everest? "Do it, it'll be funny." I like your makeup...LOL JK, it looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola.

06-15-2010, 08:39 AM	#78
HisLittleOne Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Earth Posts: 61	He broke her heart, she broke his xbox... who cried harder? What starts with P and ends with ORN? . . . . . . . YES! YOU'RE RIGHT! It's Popcorn! paper beats rock? ok, i'll throw a rock at you and you defend yourself with paper I want to hit you... Hard... With a cricket bat! Well done for winning Eurovision Germany, but we all know who won WW2...

06-15-2010, 10:32 AM	#81
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	The World will not end in 2012 , Marty Mcfly went to the year 2015. That'll do donkey. That'll do. the idea of not attending exams to persue a career as a pornstar. throwing dildo's at nuns. Pretending to read the card after money falls out The thought of AQA, OCR and Edexcel burning down

06-20-2010, 05:16 PM	#85
Stix getDare Devil Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,018	My all time favourite... "Period pains? Try being marginally offside on Fifa!"

06-22-2010, 01:26 PM	#86
momo Account Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 780	The first time I bought a McFlurry, I thought the spoon was also a straw. Nerd? We prefer the term "intellectual badass." I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Say YOU'RE WELCOME really loudly when people don't say thank you. "Woah it's really hot in here!" "Sorry, should I leave?" Life's a bitch, because if it were a slut, it'd be too easy. When you realize you over slept and you jump off the bed like a ninja. If you were a status, I'd like you . When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too. People in the background of photos make everything funnier. I see you're typing, then you stopped.... WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY?!?!?! If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless? When teachers say," Do I look stupid to you" and all you want to say is," yes you do! so can you shut up?!?!"

10-15-2010, 02:27 AM	#87
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Fck off Funkypigeon, Moonpigs got it covered. Students against UK top up fees reaching £7,500 per year (Education). I'm a pro at picking the wrong person to like. Period pains? Try accidentally pressing pass on fifa when taking a corner. and life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind. Dora: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE BANANA TREE IS? Kids At Home: -Silence- Dora: THAAAAATS RIIIIGHT! "it's a long story.." "I got until 2012, go ahead." In Memory of All Those Who Gave Their Lives To Defeat Voldemort ARRH OUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE. ARRRHHHHHH goes on facebook* MY HOUSE IS ON FIRRREEEE!!!!!!:S The awkwardness of putting a dish in the sink when someone is washing dishes. Sorting out UCAS is harder than passing your actual A Levels.

10-15-2010, 03:09 AM	#88
SlutPuppy getDare Succubus Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Plut hole Posts: 1,811 Blog Entries: 97	I hate turning on the radio only to hear the last 2 sec. of a good song. Complaining about how big my cock is "Yes Officer I did see the Speed Limit sign I just didn't see YOU" no matter how much sleep i get, i'm always tired when i get up for school ! BAM! and the slut is gone. drunk drivers run stop signs, stoners wait for them to turn green if i text a person in the same room as me, i stare at them 'til they get it you're a dude...why are your pants tighter than your girlfriend's? Once I start hating someone, EVERYTHING they do is irritating to me. Hi, I'm a spider, & I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can. I'm Staring at My Closet Full of Clothes But I Have Nothing To Wear Saying "Really" when something pisses you off I always have the most serious conversations late at night. You're too ugly for my sibling. Don't make me cut you. WANKING AT HOME WHEN YOU GOT NUFFINK ELSE 2 DO You say goodbye to everybody, then somebody you want to talk to signs in "Get in".."I'm not sittin in the middle" Talking to your friends in a made up language that sounds Chinese I Get The Urge To Put My Name On Everything When I'm Holding A Sharpie I wanna meet this bridge-jumping friend my parents complain about. If I still cannot hear you after 3 tries, I just smile and nod I Cant Believe Its Not Butter. What The F*** Is It Then Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid I wonder if her parents know SHES A HO ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!... lol jk, oxygen helps too. hey , YOU WITH THE FACE Checking the time on your phone twice because you forgot it the first time The traffic light is green, why is no one moving :@ My shampooing experiences are rarely like the commercials suggest. I don't care if the movie wasn't true it still scared the crap outta me mom, i could be dying and you're not answering the phone I drop my iPod then my headphones save it's life. (: "hey give that back" I just licked it, want it now? ''you're tall,do you play basketaball?''...'' -_- you're short, do you play minigolf ?' Mom and Dad...when I lie to you, its for your own good It makes sense in my head, I just can't explain it Replying Yes When Someone Asks If You're Asleep Talking to someone when you're half asleep, and not remembering it later. Sex scenes- Creating awkward family moments for all time Having those long magical nights that you wished would never end... =) Sitting in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed Mom an Dad, I'm trying to enjoy summer vacation. Stop making me do things! __________________ I'll be your bad girl... booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Sex Map HERE Likes/Dislikes/Limits

10-15-2010, 03:50 AM	#89
daring_gal Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 67	screw pandas they are just cp Mum: "Stop Lying" You: "Says You.. Santa, Tooth Fairy & The Easter Bunny!" Go compare go compare, give me a bat to kill the tt at go compare.. __________________ likes-wedgies,bondage,nudidity,semi-public,ice & orgasm denial dislikes- scat,food,a lot of pain, family&friends each day is a gift and not a given right

10-26-2010, 06:49 AM	#90
Rogue Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: UK Posts: 109 Blog Entries: 4	Some of the groups that I have recently joined <3 "THIS IS NOT AN ASSIGNMENT YOU CAN DO THE NIGHT BEFORE." Challenge accepted. It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. "Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem..." Age 3 -- Boy kisses girl. Parents: "Awwww. That's so cute" Takes picture Age 16 -- Boy kisses girl. Dad: "Get the hell away from my daughter!!!!!" Loads shotgun hate it when theres only $94846356372930 in your bank account So... the elephant says to the camel "Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" The camel replies "That's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face." "Do I look okay?" "When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change...." "Dude, chill, I only asked if I looked okay!"