Lamest Experiences with 'Doms' Found Online?

[JD_Slaveformistress]

Yeah, this is inspired by what I've found so far from this site. Two have looked like something that could work, but most people need to try a bit harder and put some work in. To illustrate my point I post the following and urge others to shame the laziest and least inspired doms for the good of this site.

jason_slaveformistress: Hello
erika johenson: hey slut
erika johenson: talk
jason_slaveformistress: Right to the point
jason_slaveformistress: I like that
jason_slaveformistress: What are you looking for?
erika johenson: slut to unbord me
jason_slaveformistress: How shall slut entertain you?
erika johenson: i tell him stuffs and he will do it
erika johenson: and be entretainign too
jason_slaveformistress: Sure, fire away
erika johenson: pic
jason_slaveformistress: Cam work?
erika johenson: sho

That was all I got, I never even got the cam pointed properly before she decided that I was asking too much.

[Mere]

LOL! When I joined gD, I had my yahoo in my profile, and on day 1, like 7 people IMed me..
"So you are a slave or a mistress?"
"I'm still trying to figure out..:S"
"Ready to submit"
"???"
"Lets just play for sometime, I'm not getting into it"
"Cam play?"
"No"
That Jerk has signed out..

Such people make me LAUGH!! lmao! Then I removed my ID from here

[JD_Slaveformistress]

Yeah, that seems to be a common issue around here. I am tempted to make my YIM even more public. Worst case I make a new one and add the people are worth talking to.

[Mere]

No need to make a new one silly! Just delete them..Put them in your "ignore" list..thats what I do..!!
Delete their archives, and you will NEVER see them again!!

[JD_Slaveformistress]

I was more worried because it is up on a few sites already. Like I said, worst case.

[evilassassin00]

A lot of people in general on these types of sites are just looking for some quick fun.

My favourite is when people have a screen name like "John-Paul Smith" and try to say they are a horny 19 year old girl. Then when you call them out on it they either try to make excuses (using brothers account), just leave, or start abusing you.

I also like the fact that almost everyone on the internet has a broken cam and is buying a new one tomorrow. I should become a webcam repairman or salesman.

[SlutPuppy]

GAHH! I can't stand people who do this. >| I've had it happen to me many times before, since I've joined this site. Thankfully though, I don't give out my MSN, SO! ;3

But on a bit of an off note, can't people tell when someone is owned? And taken? Damnit, people, read sigs ffs!

People who think they're doms and do stuff like this, are not doms. I like Anjelen's word, Dumbinant.

Also, I can't stand when you talk to someone for the first time, and they call you "Slut", or 'whore', or "Slave". Um, hello, we just met; You can't call me that yet. Bllahhrgh.

Mini rant over.

[Leopard]

Originally Posted by evilassassin00

I also like the fact that almost everyone on the internet has a broken cam and is buying a new one tomorrow. I should become a webcam repairman or salesman.

This made me giggle a lot.


I haven't really had any lame experiences with doms >.>

[Nixie]

I really did break mine And my whole computer for that matter! BUT hey Sometimes we have the right to JUST SAY NO! or even HELL FUCKING NO! Am I right? Duh I am totally right!

Now I have things to do! lata

[AlmightyElemental]

I'm a dom myself, and a damn good one if I do say so myself, but I have seen some that are just...hilarious. My favorites are those that just yell at people, expecting everyone they meet to submit INSTANTLY.

Person:Hi!
Dom:SHUT UP WHORE!!! I wanna see you nekkid.
Person:Why?
Dom:I SAID SO! LISTEN TO ME OR ELSE!!!
Person:Or Else What?
Dom:PUNISH!!!
*person leaves*

Stuff like that. It's horrible but hilarious at the same time, you know?

[Star Shadows]

Some of this is soo you just have to laugh, I have had a few intriuging examples of this.

Like the fact I am aparently a "Bad broken robot."
Robot because I wouldnt give someone harassing me to be their sub more than one word answers, usually "No"
Broken because robots are meant to follow instructions and I didn't. Hey I had no reason to he was never going to be his.
BAD because I wouldn't go on cam naked.

You couldn't make some of this stuff up.

[SubMissChievous]

If I got 1$ each time an idiot PMs me I would be rich now

Most times I get messages from horny male sub thingies who think because I'm a mod it makes me a Domme... I guess my profile, avatar, custom title and posts are not obvious enough

I had countless dumbinants telling me I should be a Domme (again?!) because apparently I'm too mouthy to be a sub. That's usually when they realized I know what I want and would not pick them because they didn't fit what I was looking for

Oh I remember one who did contact me and when I declined him then contacted me with another account... I wasn't a mod yet then but I figured in a matter of minutes it was the same guy because he basically copy/pasted the same message he had previously sent (and probably sent to any females he could find). So I declined again and told him I knew who he was. Guess what? He found me on collarme and messaged me again with the same offer there... >.<

Some people just never learn

[Ch3rry B0mb]

Originally Posted by Chloe

I had countless dumbinants telling me I should be a Domme (again?!) because apparently I'm too mouthy to be a sub. That's usually when they realized I know what I want and would not pick them because they didn't fit what I was looking for

This happens to me -all- the time. According to dumbinants, -head tilt- subs are supposed to be stupid and silent. >_> Obviously, I am neither. Hence, I should be a Domme. 0_0 Oh, silly dumbinant, your logic is stupidly retarded.

Stupid+retarded =/= my kink.

Kthx.