Acts of Stupidity

Slenderman - Doctor · 05-10-2010, 08:06 AM

Everyone has done something stupid in their life.

Last Thursday, I decided to take up the challenge of putting 5 Toxic Waste sweets (one of each "flavour") in my mouth for as long as I could.

I did. And I lasted 40 seconds before my eyes started watering and my mouth was in pain. The burning sensation lasted on my tongue til yesterday morning. My friend caught it on video, though, so at least something good came of it.

My question to you is simple.

What stupid things have you done in your life, and why?

444 · 05-10-2010, 08:40 AM

If this is anything like Hi-Sour.... ouch.

BettyBoop · 05-10-2010, 10:39 AM

I've done so many stupid things at this point in life. But I can't seem to remember them all, I don't regret any though.

• I tried to do a handstand up a tree once, missed the tree completely.
• Ran into the sea, on a beach, in my clothes, in the rain. (It was fun until we got out)
• Played blindman's bluff outside for some reason, luckily no one got hurt.
• Made a "Help us!" and a "Honk if you're horny" sign on a coach, on a school trip and held them up to the windows.
• Played hide and seek in Ikea.
• Pulled moonies out of Charlottes front window.
• The obvious stupid things that happen at sleepovers.
• Played Knock Door Run in a hotel, also did the annoying press all the numbers in the lift.
• Squished 5 people into a Passport Photo booth to take stupid photos, got stuck.
• Played crawl tig and tag at the cinema when we were the only ones watching the movie.
• Had a "pulling down pants" war in bikinis, not in public though, someone's garden .

If I can be bothered to think of some others I'll come back

Slenderman - Doctor · 05-10-2010, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BettyBoop

• Pulled moonies out of Charlottes front window.
• Played Knock Door Run in a hotel, also did the annoying press all the numbers in the lift.
• Squished 5 people into a Passport Photo booth to take stupid photos, got stuck
• Played crawl tig and tag at the cinema when we were the only ones watching the movie.
• Had a "pulling down pants" war in bikinis, not in public though, someone's garden .

Just picked out my favourites. Made me genuinely lol

chubbsman7 · 05-10-2010, 07:42 PM

You are clearly a Doctor, Doctor.

May I inquire why you did such a retarded act? And we don't get the "Toxic Waste" candy over here in the land of retarded losers with a stupid president...

Anyways... I made the mistake of waiting til 3:15 (AM!) a few weeks ago to write a term paper for college. We have term papers late in the year. Not a good idea.

Slenderman - Doctor · 05-11-2010, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chubbsman7

May I inquire why you did such a retarded act? And we don't get the "Toxic Waste" candy over here in the land of retarded losers with a stupid president...

Friend: I'll do it if you do it.
Me: Deal.
Friend hands me the sweets.
Me: What about you?
Friend: I'm not doing it!
Me: Fuck it, give me them!

I like a challenge.

Star Shadows · 05-11-2010, 10:53 AM

Not paying attention in a mock math exam and came to the conclusion that 5 + 3 = 7 oops.

Videoing my friend on the swing while on a swing, and then subsequently fell off the swing.

Reading that the can of energy drink said "Not for caffien sensitive persons" then persisting to drink two cans anyway"

Snorkeling in ibiza, trying to catch a fish in the see, forgetting that if you go under water your breathy tube thing fills with water and you can't breath.

Playing pretend to flash cars while standing on the sidewalk... funny glares, but not as funny as VV

Standing around being bored with friends, then us three girls decided that it is super fun to play snog just as a car goes past and laugh our asses off at the responses.

There are probably thousands more, but i can't remember them...

donneythejedi · 05-11-2010, 07:04 PM

well lets see
1. tried to ride standing up in a shopping cart going down a hill (broke my left arm, and had a huge cut on my face)
2. got pissed and broke my camera
3. got a detention for calling a kid a cunt in class
4. try to jump my bike
5. run, and ran into a wall at school
6. leaned back and broke a chair in math class
7. broke my laptop by accidenly hitting it with a shoe
8. destroyed my $1800 iMac by using windex to clean the screen

DareByrd · 05-12-2010, 09:49 PM

Kayaking with a friend during red and purple flag at the beach.
(red means dangerous surf and purple means dangerous marine life i.e. jellyfish or sharks{there happened to be both

[One stung me EVERYWHERE I got thrown against the other by a wave

]})
Still ended up being a good time though. We worked at the beach then to, so we had customers talking about "these idiot kids they saw in a orange kayak the other day"

05-10-2010, 08:06 AM	#1
Slenderman - Doctor Truth or Dare Zealot Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 6,760	Acts of Stupidity Everyone has done something stupid in their life. Last Thursday, I decided to take up the challenge of putting 5 Toxic Waste sweets (one of each "flavour") in my mouth for as long as I could. I did. And I lasted 40 seconds before my eyes started watering and my mouth was in pain. The burning sensation lasted on my tongue til yesterday morning. My friend caught it on video, though, so at least something good came of it. My question to you is simple. What stupid things have you done in your life, and why?

05-10-2010, 08:40 AM	#2
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05-10-2010, 10:39 AM	#3
BettyBoop Angel of Dare Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England. Posts: 8,249 Blog Entries: 105	I've done so many stupid things at this point in life. But I can't seem to remember them all, I don't regret any though. • I tried to do a handstand up a tree once, missed the tree completely. • Ran into the sea, on a beach, in my clothes, in the rain. (It was fun until we got out) • Played blindman's bluff outside for some reason, luckily no one got hurt. • Made a "Help us!" and a "Honk if you're horny" sign on a coach, on a school trip and held them up to the windows. • Played hide and seek in Ikea. • Pulled moonies out of Charlottes front window. • The obvious stupid things that happen at sleepovers. • Played Knock Door Run in a hotel, also did the annoying press all the numbers in the lift. • Squished 5 people into a Passport Photo booth to take stupid photos, got stuck. • Played crawl tig and tag at the cinema when we were the only ones watching the movie. • Had a "pulling down pants" war in bikinis, not in public though, someone's garden . If I can be bothered to think of some others I'll come back __________________ ★Boop Boop de Boop.★ female, engurrland. Ask me anything, click. My tumblr. 18+ ▼

05-10-2010, 07:42 PM	#5
chubbsman7 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Kingdom of Talossa Territory, Antarctica. Posts: 231	You are clearly a Doctor, Doctor. May I inquire why you did such a retarded act? And we don't get the "Toxic Waste" candy over here in the land of retarded losers with a stupid president... Anyways... I made the mistake of waiting til 3:15 (AM!) a few weeks ago to write a term paper for college. We have term papers late in the year. Not a good idea. __________________ ...And So Summer Starts (Sean's View) ...And So Summer Starts (Lauren's View) With these stories, I'll try to update every Monday or so. It depends on my work schedule, really. But I'll post as often (as appropriate, definitely not everyday!) as I can! Also: A side project of mine: The In The Black Fedora

05-11-2010, 10:53 AM	#7
Star Shadows Prodigy Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Uk Posts: 4,707 Blog Entries: 13	Not paying attention in a mock math exam and came to the conclusion that 5 + 3 = 7 oops. Videoing my friend on the swing while on a swing, and then subsequently fell off the swing. Reading that the can of energy drink said "Not for caffien sensitive persons" then persisting to drink two cans anyway" Snorkeling in ibiza, trying to catch a fish in the see, forgetting that if you go under water your breathy tube thing fills with water and you can't breath. Playing pretend to flash cars while standing on the sidewalk... funny glares, but not as funny as VV Standing around being bored with friends, then us three girls decided that it is super fun to play snog just as a car goes past and laugh our asses off at the responses. There are probably thousands more, but i can't remember them... __________________ Do not ask me for to be your slave, your mistress, or to give you truths or dares. You're wasting your time. Informative threads: Anonymous S/M advice service Threads of note PM MEGET S/M ADVICE WORSHIPS RACHIE**

05-11-2010, 07:04 PM	#8
donneythejedi getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: USA Posts: 287	well lets see 1. tried to ride standing up in a shopping cart going down a hill (broke my left arm, and had a huge cut on my face) 2. got pissed and broke my camera 3. got a detention for calling a kid a cunt in class 4. try to jump my bike 5. run, and ran into a wall at school 6. leaned back and broke a chair in math class 7. broke my laptop by accidenly hitting it with a shoe 8. destroyed my $1800 iMac by using windex to clean the screen __________________ Every second you throw away, Every minute of every day, Don't get caught in a memory, 'Cause life won't wait for you, No, life won't wait for you, my friend

05-12-2010, 09:49 PM	#9
DareByrd getDare Sweetheart Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 341	Kayaking with a friend during red and purple flag at the beach. (red means dangerous surf and purple means dangerous marine life i.e. jellyfish or sharks{there happened to be both[One stung me EVERYWHERE I got thrown against the other by a wave]}) Still ended up being a good time though. We worked at the beach then to, so we had customers talking about "these idiot kids they saw in a orange kayak the other day" __________________ 26/m/sub Gay Kik me at dkb1992 Likes: orgasm denial, hypno, rules, dares, games of chance, occasionally chastity. Very open minded otherwise Limits: public, friends and family, blackmail, feminization, illegal, permanent damage, messy, scat