Childhood Memories

[Anjelen]

Post what you consider to be the three most embarassing things you did as a child - i'm talking aged 4-8

For me
- (aged 4) proposing marriage to my mother
- (aged 5) stealing the neighbor girl's barbies, tying them up with the straps of my tie-on rollerskates and then leaving them openly around my bedroom
- (aged 6) proposing anal sex to my babysitter after my brothers'd exposed me to pornography (and boy was that an eye-opener)

[Kitten]

Ehm.

Me and the girl next door being caught naked under the blankets.
When I was about 7.
That was the most embaressing ever, when they pulled the blankets off ;--;

Then, being caught on the girls room inspecting my own lower parts. I had forgotten to lock the door.

And ehm..
Again being caught on the toilet while re-enacting sexual acts between Barbie and Ken. Again forgot to lock the door.
All around when I was 7.

Actually, when I was... 16.. I had the same at school o.O Forgot to lock the bathroom door and someone pulled it open.
But thatsa bit off-topic.

[BettyBoop]

I can't think of a specific time but when I was younger I was annoyingly perfect.
I used to wear little dresses with matching jackets, and play the piano and do ballet, and say 'Mummy' and 'Daddy' and I was such a GIRL.
And I had a princess canopy bed. And I still hate my accent.
I say thing like Baarth and Garaargh.
I'm annoying, to myself.

[Officelover]

I can see how that would be annoying, kind of like Lindsay Lohan in the Parent Trap.

Anywho, this is slightly off-topic but I've noticed a lot of my sexual nature disguised as childhood things. Like I always used to play imagination games (which were a stupid pointless waste of time in of that they took away precious time which could have been spent having friends, or having actual fun.) One of these was the "Humilidex"- in which people (usually girls) who were 'bad' (usually somehow related to people I didn't like, or were people I didn't like) would be captured by my government, and then be taken away to be tortured.

Not physically. A common thing was to have there suffering be recorded by video cameras and then put on television in my fantasy world. At first, most of this torture involved "poop" and "pee" (hey, I was a kid, what do you expect?) but gradually the focus turned more into nudity, and some sort of pain.

The thing that really made me realize how sexual these games were was the fact that at one point I decided to play a "game" with me and a girl I had a crush on. In it, she wanted to work for the government of this non-existant world. And she would have to experience the Humilidex in order to work for it. I, in the world, agreed to go with her.

I didn't understand why I would want her, or me, to suffer humiliation. This is surprisingly hard to admit because it forces me to marvel at how annoying these games were, and make me thankful for my New Life.

[LittleRayRay]

Well, my. my...

The only 2 things I can remember embarasing from my childhood are-

when my cousin burst in(girl), when me and my 1rst cousin once removed (my cousins KID) (hes a guy) were "checking eachother out" ....I dont remember this one...my mom told me about it...2 weeks ago. I was 7, he was 6...
freeky


2-

When I was taking a bath, and I could't reach my towel. I was calling out to my dad to get it for me..and then he didn't come. I got out of the tub and ran towards the front door where I heard him talking. (still naked)...
and he was talking to my 23(at the time) year old male neihbor. I said, "oh" and ran back into the tub....I think I was about 8ish

argh.

[bigmanwithpbgun]

In preschool, I got caught comparing penises with another boy. I was uncircumcised and he wasn't.