Puns! Puns! Puns!

[An_Jon]

I love crap jokes, wordplay and puns. Post your best (or worst) here if you would so we can all have a collective groan/chuckle. I'll start:

I have a fetish for making giant tennis equipment, but the neighbours always complain about the huge racket I'm making.

I once wrote a musical about puns that was performed entirely on a giant dictionary. It was a play on words.

Snooker puns are all about timing, and mine are always right on cue.

I once saw a giant number 5 crossing the road, I thought to myself "hmm, that's odd." I later saw a giant Pi symbol playing chicken across the road; "that's just irrational", I though to myself. Then I saw a giant square root of negative one crossing the road... "OK, this is just unreal now."