Humor thread - post your best joke!

theone · 06-27-2010, 02:25 PM

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, where did I come from?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"

You're Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.com. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:

"You've Got Male"

06-27-2010, 02:25 PM	#16
theone getDare Succubus Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK (NE England) Posts: 1,951 Blog Entries: 2	A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, where did I come from?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!" You're Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.com. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said: "You've Got Male" __________________ ~~~~~~~theone~~~~~~~ If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. Morpheus (The Matrix). Likes: Coffee Will Try: Tea Limits: Will not eat baby food.