help a fat pig lose weight

[analpiggy]

My owner says I need to lose some weight- about 50 pounds- and I am turning to getdare for help and ideas. He recently allowed me to orgasm, but he says I will not be allowed to cum again until I lose 50 pounds PLUS keep the weight off for 3 months.

Today I begin a low carb/low sugar diet and will begin tracking my calories daily. My owner will set calorie and carb restrictions for me after he follows my food log for a few days.

I need help with a home exercise regime, corset training and general food or calorie rules and restrictions. Perhaps also times I can eat, how I eat...etc... as well as punishments for not losing weight on a weekly basis.

Anything goes but please note I am not exactly looking to starve to death and I'm not in the best shape for fitness so start out easy. Obvious things can get harder later!

My owner is requiring daily reports so I will also post them here.

Thanks!

[analpiggy]

Weight loss rules my master has set:
-DAILY REPORTS
-no alcohol except on either friday or saturday night
-count calories daily on myfitnesspal
-beat cunt 1 time for every calorie over budget (1800)
-spend 30 seconds with a dildo down my throat for every gram of carbs over budget (150)

My general rules:
-sleep plugged and collared/cuffed with cuffs attached to collar
-2 hours of nipple play/torture a day

[analpiggy]

Added via PM:

- at least 30 min anal workout every day (riding the dildo)
- crawl at least 1 hour a day on the floor.
- only allowed to drink water and piss (and black coffee/tea)
- wear nipple clamps for 2 min for every calorie over budget
- -weekly weigh in on Sundays- if I have not lost at least 1 pound I must ask for punishment.
- every second day: use your biggest plug and then do 5 squats. If it falls out add 3 squats

[just.for.fun01]

How about a workout
Start by getting naked
Do 25 jumping jacks
Slap each tit 5 times
Do 15 push ups
Slap your pussy 3 times (if master will allow of not slap each tit 10 times)
Run on the spot for 10 minutes with something in your ass
You should do this either everyday or every second day

[analpiggy]

Calories: 1747/1800
Carbs: 169/150
Water: 68 oz

Today is day one of my new diet. I'm still reeling. My owner let me cum yesterday and then today informed me that I was not going to be allowed again until I had lost 50 pounds... and kept it off for 3 months? I don't even own a scale so I had to go buy one to know how much I weighed... humiliating.

Luckily I was able to stay in his calorie limit, although not the carb limit. I endured 8 and a half minutes with a dildo down my throat as penance and tomorrow I will do better.

Tomorrow I will start following any new rules... and I guess any other rules I get going forward I will start following the next day.

[analpiggy]

Originally Posted by just.for.fun01

How about a workout
Start by getting naked
Do 25 jumping jacks
Slap each tit 5 times
Do 15 push ups
Slap your pussy 3 times (if master will allow of not slap each tit 10 times)
Run on the spot for 10 minutes with something in your ass
You should do this either everyday or every second day

Thank you! This is great!

[A Shadowy Gentleman]

For your next meal, whatever it is, you are not allowed to use any cutlery/utensils to eat it.

[znu_du]

Start a 16h timer after the last meal of a day. You are allowed to eat something again when the time is up. Choose your mealtimes wisely. The 16h break should boost fat burning... and will be unpleasant at the beginning.

[analpiggy]

Originally Posted by A Shadowy Gentleman

For your next meal, whatever it is, you are not allowed to use any cutlery/utensils to eat it.

Ok... this will have to be breakfast this morning.

Originally Posted by znu_du

Start a 16h timer after the last meal of a day. You are allowed to eat something again when the time is up. Choose your mealtimes wisely. The 16h break should boost fat burning... and will be unpleasant at the beginning.

So I have an 8 hour window to eat? That sounds so hard omg. I will try my best thank you!

[just.for.fun01]

Originally Posted by analpiggy

Thank you! This is great!

Are you going to do it everyday or every other day? And is your master going to allow the pussy slaps?

[analpiggy]

Originally Posted by just.for.fun01

Are you going to do it everyday or every other day? And is your master going to allow the pussy slaps?

Every other day, as I also received an every-other-day squat challenge. I will be doing the whole routine plugged and I will be allowed to slap my pussy.

[slaveboykieran]

Go do half hour long jogs around the block each day when it suits you with an uncomfortably large dildo (by your standards so if you're not use to them at all starting small is fine) and buttplug to distract as you jog.

[analpiggy]

Originally Posted by slaveboykieran

Go do half hour long jogs around the block each day when it suits you with an uncomfortably large dildo (by your standards so if you're not use to them at all starting small is fine) and buttplug to distract as you jog.

I'm not looking for exercises to do outside of my apartment, but thank you.

I'm also not allowed to insert anything in my pussy.

I do have a stationary bike abd i could use that while plugged? Any other ways to make it harder?

[znu_du]

Originally Posted by analpiggy

Any other ways to make it harder?

I think you don't need to make it harder to lose wight. It is hard enough on it's own. And I think your stationary bike (Where is the joy of cycling, when you are stationary and unable to feel the airstream in your face?) is meant to train your legs rather than your sphincter.

[analpiggy]

Originally Posted by znu_du

I think you don't need to make it harder to lose wight. It is hard enough on it's own. And I think your stationary bike (Where is the joy of cycling, when you are stationary and unable to feel the airstream in your face?) is meant to train your legs rather than your sphincter.

I didn't necessarily mean "make it harder" in that way!