11-04-2016, 10:50 AM | #1 |
The toe sucking anal slut
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Tell us something extremely uninteresting about yourself.
Tell us something extremely uninteresting about yourself.
The person who can bore us to most tears wins!
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11-04-2016, 01:51 PM | #2 |
Starchy Sadist
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I breathe pretty regularly, get about as much sleep as the average person, and all of my vital systems are reasonably intact. I'm not particularly set apart from most people.
I guess I win, eh.
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11-04-2016, 02:13 PM | #3 |
getDare Devil
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meh... I exist...
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11-04-2016, 05:10 PM | #4 |
getDare Sweetheart
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I can bend my thumb waaay too far, only my left thumb, thats also the reason i know whats left and whats right xD, i can feel a slight difference even without bending it.
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11-04-2016, 10:56 PM | #5 |
The toe sucking anal slut
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That's... very interesting actually. I can do that too. My left as well, it can stand upright in a 90 degree angle!
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11-05-2016, 02:39 AM | #6 |
Stranger with candy
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Both my thumbs are opposable. My big toes aren't.
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11-05-2016, 05:15 AM | #7 |
getDare Sweetheart
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I can vibrate my head, with no outside help
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11-05-2016, 09:15 AM | #8 |
Stranger with candy
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I read the post above mine.
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11-05-2016, 09:42 AM | #9 |
getDare Sweetheart
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I have two different sized feet
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11-05-2016, 01:41 PM | #11 |
Distinguished Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Ohio
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I think,
Therefore, I am!!!!! |
11-05-2016, 03:18 PM | #12 |
getDare Sweetheart
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11-05-2016, 08:25 PM | #13 |
Stranger with candy
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My avatar is me.
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11-06-2016, 01:25 AM | #14 |
Account Banned
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In most cases, i add sugar to my coffee. Sometimes i don't though.
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11-06-2016, 01:30 AM | #15 |
Stranger with candy
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I don't sort my socks in to right and left. I just pick one and put it on a foot without caring whether that sock is meant to go on the right foot or the left.
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