The Most Stupidest Questionnaire

[LilAngel]

Completely random questions that have never been asked an never will be:

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?

2. Worst place to fall?

3. Most stupid song?

4. What special trick can you do?

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?

[Claire__x]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
Take them out of the deck

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
Nope.

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
I usually get bored of the game before I run out of money

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
Mashed or baked..

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
Omnivore

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
Fork

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
Wha? As in how naked? Not much, unless it was at a party with my friends or something..

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
Really don't know..

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
Purple, then green.

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
I would say the greasy, fake-blonde hair that chavs seem so keen on

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
Lol, gotta be pussy..

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
Queenstown in New Zealand <3

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
In front of lots of people?

2. Worst place to fall?
Onto contrete..

3. Most stupid song?
Anything by Coldplay. Grrrrr.

4. What special trick can you do?
I can do a pretty cool card trick

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
I have done, but not usually.

[rpUral]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?

I keep them and use them to do magic tricks with. I also play several games that use the jokers, so most stay with the decks.

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)

I keep a rough count of high and low cards seen, but not an actual count. There's lots of casinos near me.

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?

I usually don't.

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?

Baked, mashed, hash browns, american fried, french fried... I guess I just like the little spuds in general.

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?

Definitely a carnivore. New York Strip, Porterhouse, T-bone. Pork tenderloin, chicken, fish and shrimp. All within the scope of consumables.

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?

Fork. I'm a refined person.

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?

I just went 1,000 miles? Does that count?

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?

The current trend of wearing pajama pants out in public.

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?

Mine are all black. Sorry.

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?

The punk spikes. Looks awful, and then they get mad if they catch you staring. What do they expect people to do?

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?

Butt. Nobody else knows, but it makes me think everyone is looking.

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?

In Germany! I'd like to go there. Someone here knows why.

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?

Winter.

2. Worst place to fall?

On ice, and not near anything to grab to help you up.

3. Most stupid song?

Barney: "I love you; you love me...."

4. What special trick can you do?

I do a lot of magic, so they really are special tricks.

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?

I don't. Especially if the people have done a decent job filling out their profiles. It can generally wait, though, until I decide if they're interesting to talk to in the first place.

[CheshireCat_13]

1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
I keep them with the deck and set them aside when I need to.

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
It's legal in Vegas, so I don't consider it cheating....so yes, I do count. And convert the count to a true count and whatnot.

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
I usually don't.

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
Baked, mashed, and french fried...

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
I eat seafood most of the time and love a good steak, so I'm mostly a carnivore?

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
Chopsticks. I'm asian. Fork and Knife if it's steak.

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
All the way...nudity is not something to be afraid of.

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
I saw this outfit in a casino and I was scarred for life. Fat lady dressed in a hot pink, skintight, feather covered creation that was friggin' 4 sizes too small.

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
Mine are all white or gray. Sorry.

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
The punk spikes. Looks awful, and then they get mad if they catch you staring. What do they expect people to do?

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
Butt.

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
In the ocean, swimming with the dolphins again.

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
During a job interview, and my interveiwer had to catch me. I landed the job though, so it's all good.

2. Worst place to fall?
On ice, and not near anything to grab to help you up.

3. Most stupid song?
Barney: "I love you; you love me...."

4. What special trick can you do?
I'm a contortionist so a number of flexibility things that look amazing and a couple decent magic tricks. Oh, and I can cut a deck 26 cards every time, or however many decks and cut it 52 cards.

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
I've never asked. Then again, I've also never said hi...

[HypoMonkey]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
I always take them out (unless I need them)
2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
Nopee... cus I don't play blackjack
3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
Nuffin
Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
Roated, Mashed or Baked
2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
carnivore
3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
Do I have to choose?
Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
Probs topless (unless I was dared to go further)
2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
My dads tuxedo
3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
Pink all the way!!!
4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
Bald
Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
Back
2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
The moon
Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
Anytime really
2. Worst place to fall?
On the bus
3. Most stupid song?
Mac Donalds, Mac Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and A Pizza Hut
4. What special trick can you do?
Balance a pencil on my noes upright
5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
I have done

[BettyBoop]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
Nothing..
2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
Yes, yes I do.
3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
I steal from the bank. ha.

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
I like them the normal amount.

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
Omnivore definitely.

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
Fork..

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
4 miles.
I assume you mean nude, it depends how public. If like the middle of a shopping centre, probably only underwear-less.

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
Um, when I was younger I had this little red dress that I was in love with, it had a heart on it. Come to think of it it was very pretty, it wasn't hideous. Well I used the wear those long patterned sock to school though, the white ones.

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
Green?

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
Something related to a birds nest, on someone else, not me.

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
Neck, Stomach, Crotch!

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
Bouncy Castle or a Dream

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
Noon, more people around?

2. Worst place to fall?
When walking up stairs at a televised ceremony.

3. Most stupid song?
Wow, I could think of many but my mind has just went blank, bummer. Did Paris Hilton attempt to sing once, well whatever that song was. She sickens me.

4. What special trick can you do?
I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
I hate when people don't even say hi, they just say asl. Or even worse they don't say hi they just request webcam. Those people get blcoked. If someone has added me and I don't know them I'll talk for a while before asking their age and such. If they're old they get blocked.

[naked40]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards? put them back in the box

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count) no

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly? write IOU's

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes? chips, jacket or boiled

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore? Carnivore

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon? Fork

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public? depends where, naked in changing rooms and on beach...

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of? none realy

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks? green

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of? None really. Each to their own

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump? penis

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you? Trampoline

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall? Autumn

2. Worst place to fall? in public

3. Most stupid song? "I'm a little teapot"

4. What special trick can you do? nothing

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi? no

[JoeDARE]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
Um... put them to one side? Lol
2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
Never played
3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
Quit - I'm a sore loser
Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
Don't mind; any way
2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
Don't care either, lol
3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
Knife all the way :O
Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
N/A
2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
N/A
3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
Pink<33 XD
4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
My normal style
Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
N/A
2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
In jumping, bouncing, flying Heaven? :|
Stupid Stuff - I thought all the above were stupid? Uh-oh.
1. Worst time to fall?
Around a girl
2. Worst place to fall?
Public
3. Most stupid song?
That terrible waffle song
4. What special trick can you do?
None, I'm boring
5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
Depends on who - Sometimes I only say "Hi" to be polite.

(** Don't take most of the above seriously, LOL **)

[LilDevil]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards? take them out

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count) ahaha i try

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly? i steal some xD

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes? wedges

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore? carnivore

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon? spork

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public? ??

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of? dont kno..

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks? purrrrrpleee!

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of? REALLY high piggytails on someone whose older than 5

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump? neck..?

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you? trampoline!

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall? when everyones watching you..?

2. Worst place to fall? on stage >.< yikes!

3. Most stupid song? umm...the wheels on a bus go round and run was singing it on a rollercoaster...ahaha everyone got so mad

4. What special trick can you do? i can tie a knot in a snake a lolly one..with only my tongue xD

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi? nope..its considered rude really

[Soccer boy 93]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
Put them aside

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
No

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
Haha Lose?

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
Cooked with butter

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
CARNIVORE

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
Spoon

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
Dont understand this

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
Not sure

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
lol none

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
Again, Not sure

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
ass?

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
JUMPING CASTLE

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
Dunno

2. Worst place to fall?
Somewhere with lots of people

3. Most stupid song?
Dunno

4. What special trick can you do?
None really

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
Not usually

[Kitten]

Completely random questions that have never been asked an never will be:

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
I leave them in

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
Nope

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
I don't, I always win. Not even I know how I do that.

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
Potatoes are awesome!

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
Herbivore~

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
I like spoons

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
How far with what?

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
A full screaming-orange outfit with bells attached to it EVERYWHERE

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
Pink please

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
The dead-animal-rocker-haircut

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
Neck

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
I'm in Japan ._.

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
Before talking to a guy you like

2. Worst place to fall?
Of a long busy staircase

3. Most stupid song?
Watskeburt by The Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig. It is simultaniously one of the best Dutch songs I know.

4. What special trick can you do?
I can cross my eyes and make wrinkles in my tongue

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
No, that is annoying o.O

[Lizard]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
The cardgames I play require the jokers, so I use them.

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
Counting is legal, but I don't count, nor do I cheat.

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
offer to pay my rent some other way.

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
any way that doesn't involve cheese

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
most certainly veggies only, so herbivore

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
chopsticks

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
Not sure what you mean. I love to wear skirts, and have worn them in public -- as a fasion statement (guys should get to wear what we want), not trying to pass myself off as a female.

If you mean what is the least I'd wear in public, I guess all the way as I have been naked in public.

Maybe if I'd have read the other answers first I might have a better idea about this one.


2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
clown suit

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
green

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
mullet

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
big toe

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
hotel room bed

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
anytime

2. Worst place to fall?
on stage

3. Most stupid song?
anything country/western

4. What special trick can you do?
I can write with either hand

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
I don't 'say hi' unless I know they are over 21; so no.

Nice job; fresh questions!

Liz

[Komodo Jones]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
Keep them together, and when they're not needed in the game, I set them aside.
2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
No
3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
Stop playing the game, cuz I lost

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
French fries, with fully loaded mashed running in second
2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
Omnivore since grains, and potato chips are not considered meat. I'm a junk foodaholic.
3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
Fork

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
It all depends on the place. If it's secluded in a wood no clothes at all, in public probably the most I would go is no shoes,socks, or underwear, if I went commando more often. Of course like a lot of other people I'm not sure if I understand this question.
2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
old tennis shoes, with neon socks, baggy pants, a suit coat and dress shirt with a tie that clashes with every other color of the outfit.
3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
I'd probably go with green
4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
The mohawks that stand up like six inches. I don't have anything against those guys but it just seems weird, not necessairly hideous to me.

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
In the sense of cancer, testicles. In general and the thing is benign either on your inner thigh or on the bottom of your foot.
2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
in the basement playing DDR

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
when you're trying to make a good impression
2. Worst place to fall?
in a parade when walking behind the horses
3. Most stupid song?
"I Want it that Way" Backstreet Boys
4. What special trick can you do?
I have a knack for creating dice dares very quickly.
5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
I have but I don't do it very often any more.

[lucy.transvestite]

Completely random questions that have never been asked an never will be:

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?

Leave them in. They're worth a million points apice.

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count), No

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?

Use paper to keep a tally, or mug the player on my left.

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes? French Fried

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore? Omnivore

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon? Fork

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?

A Southern Belle hoop skirt (yellow), and a corset.

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?

Jeans and a T-shirt. Ewwwwwwww

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks? Pink!

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of? Bald

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?

Nuts

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?

Eventually in the hospital.

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?

Winter

2. Worst place to fall?

Ice

3. Most stupid song?

The one taht gets stuck in your head, and wont go away.

4. What special trick can you do?

I can fool my Nephew with the "4 jacks rob a department store" trick

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?

Not ususally

[softeyes]

Games Related
1. What do you normally do with the extra jokers in a deck of cards?
hide them under the candles.

2. Do you cheat while playing blackjack? (As in count)
wish i could. o.o

3. What do you do when you run out of money for monopoly?
never happened.

Food Related
1. How do you like potatoes?
i don't hate potatoes.

2. More herbivore, omnivore or carnivore?
carnivore, but i'm becoming more and more omni'ish.

3. Knife, Fork or Spoon?
spork.

Clothing Related
1. How far would you go in public?
all the way?

2. Most hideous fully clothed outfit you can think of?
a clown outfit.

3. Purple, Green or Pink socks?
if you go with colors, why not go all the way? purple, green and pink socks please.

4. Most hideous hair style you can think of?
the..i-think-i'm-gonna-shave-part-of-my-head-bald-and-leave-some-hair-in-random-places hairstyle.

Body Related
1. Worse place other than face to have a really big random lump?
the breast, for guys.. it would look like you had one boob. for girls it would look like you had three, which is awesome in itself, but still..

2. You jump, you bounce, you fly. Where are you?
a jumping castle in an airplane.

Stupid Stuff
1. Worst time to fall?
when you just unmounted your burning steed in the middle of a village full of poeple you want to respect you, and you are the Death.

2. Worst place to fall?
a place not quite low enough and not quite high enough.

3. Most stupid song?
haven't really found it yet, i know a lot of awesome songs though.. that help?

4. What special trick can you do?
i... sleep a lot. well not really, it's just something i say to make people like me.

5. Have you/Do you ask asl straight after you say hi?
actually i never did that.. and i rarely say hi either.