Wormy Birthday Funishment

[Simi]

I actually do the lights/sound for a local theatre group XD and the idea of a script for a play session complete with stage directions is weirdly amazing XD although i fear most sessions are more improv... XD

[Manarus]

Originally Posted by Jaro

There wasn't anything visible anymore. At least not from the angle that I shot a nice picture!

Well, if that's the case, you could share the pic with us

Edit: By the way: Great challenge! I like challenges! Maybe I do it some time

[Manarus]

Originally Posted by Cstelle

Pro tip: try writing it as a play, with only dialogue and action. It's easier to focus. (Also, for some reason I find the idea of pornographic theatre hilarious - as well as hot.)

Sounds like a fun idea! Would be very cool to read such a storry! Worm, go, worm, go, you can manage it!

[Jaro]

I am now down to 1992 points! This means I can freely touch also sexually again!

It did took me a large task using all 14 of my anal toys, a few of which are really large!



I did them all (not all on the same day) in the following order:

"Small metal butt plug"
My smallest plug. But its actually not that comfortable. It is too small, for some odd reason.

"Medium butt plug"
My oldest and most used plug by far. Also used to be my favorite, but now that's a tie with my glass plug. This one is quite comfortable, except for the foot. I don't like the edges.

"Glass butt plug"
Possibly my favorite plug right now. This is smoother and more comfortable at the base than my medium plug. However it IS quite a bit larger and not always practical. This one also makes me more horny when wearing it.

"Lovense Hush vibrating plug"
I do love the feeling of the vibration and there are many different settings

"Suction cup dildo with balls"
Just fucking my ass with my default dildo is nice. I love ass fucking myself, but by someone else, with a cock, is more fun!

"Anal beads"
This are fun and give a different feeling from the plugs and dildos. They fill my up surprisingly well too. The taking out part is supposed to be the most fun part, but that doesn't do much for me.

"Large butt plug"
My largest regular plug. When I'm really well trained I can pop this in quite easily, but now it took a bit more effort and a LOT of lube.

"Large anchor butt plug"
This looks more intimidating than it actually is. It pops inside surprisingly easily and then it feels not much different from the large butt plug. I still like this one!

"Large inflatable butt plug"
This is quite the behemoth. It has very little tapering so I need an extra hand or to sit on it to prevent it from popping out!

"Large tunnel butt plug"
I don't like this plug. I can only get it inside with dildo inside of it. Then when its inside and I get the dildo out it keeps my hole spread open. But it collapses very easily by my tight hole and I also need a hand to keep it from popping out. Not something I can just walk around with feeling the air in my insides, which I kind of hoped it would do.

"Anal speculum"
This too is designed to spread open my wormhole and expose my insides to the world. I like it more than my tunnel plug and its also more effective. However it is probably the hardest toy to use solo. I can just hardly reach the screws and they are hard to turn in that position. Also I need to hold this with one hand to keep it from popping out. Its a huge struggle but I managed to open myself this much.



But this thing could go way wider and I'm sure that with someone else to help me it would!
Any of you guys here in the Netherlands!?

"Large fisting plug"
The training FIST that Miss gave me to train with so that one day I can take her fist entirely. I have been able to take this all the way once in the past but now, after 10 minutes of strugging, I didn't manage. This is by far my largest anal toy and it really seems impossible. The hard part is not only its size but also how unwieldy it is. Together with the lube and my lack of flexibilty I really struggle to get into position and keep this thing steady. Its hard to explain but if you'd see my struggling in the bathtub you would laugh your unplugged ass off!

"Large suction cup dildo with balls"
My larger dildo. Its actually about the same length as my other dildo, but its much thicker. This really fills me up and its definitely more fun to fuck myself with.

"Dilating lockable metal butt plug"
This is a scary one and it has hurt me in the past with some blood because of the sharp edges. It went better this time but still I think I did hurt myself a bit. I saved this for the very last for exactly this reason.



Other tasks I did:

"5 points - 20 hits with the wooden spoon to your thighs - 10x a day"

25 points!


"100 points - wear the tack tube while watching porn for 10 minutes - once a week"

I had two girls and a guy fucking and kissing and oral. It was very hot and complete porn flick, but somehow it didn't turn me on that much. Just one moment during the viewing that my cock got really hard and thus the tack tube really painful!


"25 points - wear your ball stretcher, with as much weight as you can handle for 20 minutes - once a week"

I managed this time with 1,5 kilos!


"20 points - Continuously stroking for 30 min without stopping - 2x a week"

Fun if you can't touch freely, but now that I can I probably won't do this anymore.


"5 points - 10 ball smacks - 5x a day"

25 points.

[Cstelle]

That anal speculum thing... *shakes head* While I applaud your guts I would generally speaking prefer not to actually see any. Those things look like Victorian (or veterinary) medical devices - and scary. (I do understand [and share] the joy of gaping, but those things... *shakes head again*)

[Leland]

On the other hand, calling his abused ass a wormhole is glorious and brings the imagination back to classic sci-fi fantasy works like The Fantastic Voyage and the fascinating The Twilight Zone from good old Serling. This would be such an uncanny yet kinky censored episode to watch...

Deep earthquakes are shattering the Earth... there is not much time left... and only a way for humanity to escape and survive: a tight wormhole located in the back of a clueless young boy. Will humanity be able to escape through it? Next time... on the Twilight Zone!

[bluedieblub]

Love the term wormhole! It's an unending void with everything that seems to fit in there too.

[Manarus]

Originally Posted by Jaro

"Large anchor butt plug"
This looks more intimidating than it actually is. It pops inside surprisingly easily and then it feels not much different from the large butt plug. I still like this one!

Well, but how did you get it OUT again? Or is the material so soft that it doesn't stretch your hole as wide as fuck if you pull it out? Pulling it out really looks painful, without knowing the material.

"Large inflatable butt plug"
This is quite the behemoth. It has very little tapering so I need an extra hand or to sit on it to prevent it from popping out!

You wouldn't if you would inflate it! xD


"Large fisting plug"
The training FIST that Miss gave me to train with so that one day I can take her fist entirely. I have been able to take this all the way once in the past but now, after 10 minutes of strugging, I didn't manage. This is by far my largest anal toy and it really seems impossible. The hard part is not only its size but also how unwieldy it is. Together with the lube and my lack of flexibilty I really struggle to get into position and keep this thing steady. Its hard to explain but if you'd see my struggling in the bathtub you would laugh your unplugged ass off!

Ahhh that looks nasty...


"Dilating lockable metal butt plug"
This is a scary one and it has hurt me in the past with some blood because of the sharp edges. It went better this time but still I think I did hurt myself a bit. I saved this for the very last for exactly this reason.

Hm, well, just get rid of it? In my oppinion it isn't worth it to hurt yourself and then to have miss out on all the other fun anal dares. (Which can take some while to heal, because down there it is always busy and it never has some relaxed time to heal)

See my comments in red

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Cstelle

That anal speculum thing... *shakes head* While I applaud your guts I would generally speaking prefer not to actually see any. Those things look like Victorian (or veterinary) medical devices - and scary. (I do understand [and share] the joy of gaping, but those things... *shakes head again*)

It does look very intimidating I agree! But I don't find it too scary actually.

Originally Posted by Leland

On the other hand, calling his abused ass a wormhole is glorious./

I like to call my hole a wormhole even when its not abused. I love my wormhole!

[Jaro]

Originally Posted by Manarus

Well, but how did you get it OUT again? Or is the material so soft that it doesn't stretch your hole as wide as fuck if you pull it out? Pulling it out really looks painful, without knowing the material.

Its very soft and flexible. So taking it out is very easy and painless. My strong spincther just pushes it closed as I take it out.

Originally Posted by Manarus

"Large inflatable butt plug"
This is quite the behemoth. It has very little tapering so I need an extra hand or to sit on it to prevent it from popping out!

You wouldn't if you would inflate it! xD

I did inflate it, but then it can still pop out. The inflation isn't very 'strong'.

[Jaro]

I'm now down to 1317 points so its high time for an update!

As predicted I am going a bit more slowely now. Its also going to get a bit harder with some of the larger tasks remaining. Some I really doubt I will be doing like drinking all of my pee all day or laying naked in a bath of nettles.

Also I still haven't been able to go to the beach this year for CStelle as it has been bad weather and the few days when it has been good I wansn't able to go.

Hopefully before the 11th!


Here's what I did last:

"150 points - Tie your leg to a chair (with less than 2 feet of slack, no wheels). You may pick the chair up and move it with you, but you must stay tied to the chair for 4 hours."

This was not too difficult and rather amusing. The chair was a bit heavy though and I did have to carry it around a few times. It was particularly awkward having to carry it with me into the toilet!

"250 points - Go commando for 1 week"

This was fun but at the same time not. I am not a big fan of commando. While I do hate wearing underwear in the house (or any clothes at all for that matter), when I'm wearing pants it feels weird to have my little worm hang loose. I prefer the support, but ONLY the necessary support. Which is why I actually prefer to wear thongs and g-strings. As little fabric as possible while still offering support.

But for 7 days I had my willy hang free in my pants. Another reason why I don't like it is because I tend to leak precum pretty quickly when I feel horny and I feel horny quite often. Thankfully this didn't happen this past week during my time at work so it worked!

I would be willing to beat this record of no underwear actually, because it IS a fun challenge and it does make me feel 'naughtier' which is fun.

"250 points - Leave a pair of your (clean) panties in a public bathroom"

It was actually hard to find a public toilet for this one. Definitely not doing this at work and outside of that and in establishments where you have to be a paying customer, The Netherlands has very few public toilet (which is stupid in itself btw)!

Still I found one in a very unexpected place. On a short hike that I did. There was a cafe which was closed, but the toilet part of it was still open. So I went in there, left a pair of female panties which are too small for me, and left again. There was nobody around but I still felt awkward and I really wonder what the person will think who finds them.

"25 points - wear your ball stretcher, with as much weight as you can handle for 20 minutes - once a week"

I just did this tasks again because I wanted to beat my record. I now managed to have 1.6 kilos (~3.5 lbs) dangling from my balls!

[Cstelle]

Originally Posted by Jaro

I'm now down to 1317 points so its high time for an update!

Well done!!

Originally Posted by Jaro

Also I still haven't been able to go to the beach this year for Cstelle as it has been bad weather and the few days when it has been good I wasn't able to go.

We're having a weird early summer heatwave - and my poor body can't take hot days anymore, so I'm quite willing to send half of the sunshine and heat to you!

Originally Posted by Jaro

"250 points - Go commando for 1 week"

This was fun but at the same time not. I am not a big fan of commando. While I do hate wearing underwear in the house (or any clothes at all for that matter), when I'm wearing pants it feels weird to have my little worm hang loose. I prefer the support, but ONLY the necessary support.

Wouldn't a nice chastity cage be a good alternative?

[Jaro]

I have only 772 points left!

Here's what I did:

"100 points - Sitting on your dildo while eating a meal - 1x a week"

I used my larger dildo this time to make it something new. It is quite a bit thicker and slightly longer than my 'normal' dildo and I have never sat on it before. Boy does this one fill me up! Surprisingly I was able to sit all the way on it this time too.


"5 points - Fuck your ass 100 times with your dildo - 5x a day"

Used the large dildo this time also. It was fun but definitely harder than with my smaller dildo. Earned me the 25 points.


"20 points - Continuously stroking for 30 min without stopping - 2x a week"

While I can touch freely now I decided to do this and try to break a record. I did, making it to 75 minutes continuously stroking without stopping. Although I did have to slow way down a few times.


"Worm crawl
Choose a starting line. Spread 5 toys around the house. Start a timer and wiggle like a worm to collect all 5 toys, using your mouth and bring them back to your starting line. Once you have all the toys at the starting line, stop the timer. This is your base time. I will award you between 100-500 points based on how quick you go.

You then can complete the task again (up to 3 times). Set everything up exactly the same. Each attempt is 100 points, plus 1 point for every second that you beat your base time. "

This task was damn hard! I did this by scattering 5 toys across all corners of my home. My apartment isn't that big, but when all you can do is wiggle like a worm, thus not using my hands, the distances become huge. Each toy was about 8-10 meters away from the starting line, all in different directions, and it made me SO exhausted to collect them all. I wiggled on my back and on my side mostly as on my stomach was pretty much impossible and WAY too slow.

I managed to collect all toys in 9 minutes and 17 seconds and Miss awarded me 400 points for this!

I am not sure if I want to try this again and beat that time because damn was this hard!

[Butterfly]

You did such a great job. I wish I had been there to see the worm wiggling.