Balls are fun. You get to kick them around and whack them and squeeze them and dive on them. No, not those balls, silly. Soccer balls! Soccer is awesome. Why, you ask? I'll tell you why.

Why do I like soccer? I like soccer because men run around in tiny white shorts and show off their well defined legs. I like it because they grunt and grab one another and turn into animilistic cavemen. Why do they turn into cavemen? I don't know. It's just a ball, jeez. Speaking of balls, balls are fun...

I'm not really sure, to be honest.

All I know is sometime last year I posted an ad for a female submissive and Soph answered it...and now here we are.

I would NEVER have thought my searching for a female sub would result in me finding the best friend I could ever hope for. Anyone who has read her latest blog post will be aware she has a lot going on right now...of course as her bestie I know the full story, and that only makes her mean even more to me.

This...

One year ago today I recieved a reply to my ad of looking for a female subbmisive that would entirely change my life in ways I couldn't even imagine.

I'd gotten so used to opening idiotic reponses to the ad that I'd started to lose hope of ever receiving a half decent reply and then I logged in and saw a new message from someone I'd never spoken to and upon opening realized that this could be very good, especially as something in the original message had me laughing alot.

...

Don't assume you get to assign me tasks or dares or rules. You don't.

Just because I've accepted these before doesn't mean I will now.

Don't assume because you bark an order at me that I will follow it. I wont.

No one can order me around except one person. It isn't you.

Don't assume you can call me humiliating names or embarrass me etc. You can't.


Yes, humiliation is a like of mine and yes Sir enjoys humiliating me too-that...

1- Because she can make me crack up laughing to the point I can't even breathe when I'm already crying about something.

2- Because when I tell her to fuck off and leave me alone, she never ever listens to me and stays with me for hours coaxing out of me what's wrong.

3- Because although we've only known each other around 10 months, I would do absolutely anything for her and she knows that.

4- Because she knows every detail of my past, my present, and what...

So, this was inspired from Tink's posts which you can find

Here and Here

Let's start with the first one. I used to post a lot on the forums before I started sticking to just chat and private messages.

And even so, I get messages from so many people who have seen me in chat yet never spoken to me, or people who don't even go in chat (or at least haven't been there when I am) so fuck knows why they decide to PM me.

Yes, I may be a switch..or...

Sophia: omg im buzzzzzing right noooow! dundundunnnn... took you long enough to finally see it! its just a generic one from net LMAOOOOOO pandaaaaa bear, polar bear, i dont know.. bear bare bearrrrrr boo boo bearrr, teddy bear HAHAHAHA

Ice: lmao!! omg are yuu high?!

Sophia: spam him with more bearss!! go gog goooooo spam spam spam spaaaaam spam everyone!!! you should spam the whole of gd!!!!!
Sophia: high high high whooose high?! not me!!! YOU ARE!!! omg omg omg oooo...