Mornin' all,

It has been quite a while since I've written a blog post, or really anything at all, so I'm not sure this will be quite as interesting as my previous ones, but I noticed that I've been a member here for just over 10 years (though I was certainly around long before that, but I actually like experts so let's use official statistics instead of vague half remembered nostalgia).

In those years an awful lot has happened to me; I've grown and changed as a person,...

The night before Christmas.

'Twas the night before christmas, when all through the dungeon,
Icy was being fucked with a truncheon.
The stockings were covered in semen and ladders,
and some of them stained from overstrained bladders.
The subbies were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of butt plugs danced in their heads.
And Mamma in her kerchief, and I in my cap,
had looked at this line and thought is was crap.
When out...

I don't really make new year resolutions because I have learned over the years I give up on most of them by the end of January, despite my best efforts and intentions to follow them. I also started to question why I needed to make them as new year resloutions, why couldn't I better myself at any time throughout the year?

So for this coming year I do have goals and hopes but I have deliberately left them vauge enough to allow some leniency with them, whether that be because I am tired and...

Some of you may remember that Mr. Devious and I ordered some lube in the summer. However, what we did not expect was to receive an entire CASE! of lube. If you want to have a laugh, you can read my blog about it here.

I recently created a thread asking for inspiration for some blog topics. Pariahterror suggested that I write a blog with all of the ways that you can use lube. So here it is:

* Slip & Slide: Get a big tarp and lube it up and then run and slide.
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Sure random stranger, I will edge for you. I haven't given you any kind of control, but I will follow your instructions and wear a plug to work.

We haven't discussed my likes or limits yet, but that is not needed. The only thing that should matter is your pleasure.

It's ok that we haven't discussed safewords, I will of course push my limits for you. Don't worry about the fact that we know nothing about each other, I trust you enough not to do anything bad with the naked...

1. Tie 7 clothespegs to a door with some string. Then attach three to each of your tits and one on your clit. You must then walk backwards until each of the pegs are pulled off. You will repeat this 10 times. Do this daily.

2. Be in a constant wedgie for the duration.

3. Every night before bed strip down to just your panties. Head to a corner in your bedroom.Now pull your panties down to your knees. You will now do 15 minutes corner time with your hands on your head.You...

Hello everyone from KIM and TOM we thank all of you to support our idea in her thread and gave very exciting rules some of which we modified little bit so here it goes

1- She is not allowed to wear anything at home.
2- Doors and windows always open lights on in night, only front door can be locked.
3- Dressing/undressing at home must be done in front of an open window, lights on.
4-Bra Panties allowed any two days of the week rest not allowed at all.
5-bottoms...