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Lube, Lube ... so much LUBE!

Posted 08-26-2018 at 04:48 PM by Butterfly

Mr. Devious and I recently decided to try a new kink. This mystery kink (which will be revealed in our dual blog for the dare of the month) requires that everything remain as sterile as possible.

So one night last week as we were discussing this new kink, we decided to look around on amazon for sterile lube. The most important part was that the lube came in individual packets.

We found a few different options and decided that in order to save a bit of money we would order the box of 72 packets. That would be enough for lots of kinky fun. It only cost about $20 and had free shipping so why not?

We also order the few other supplies we would need and then we waited. Thankfully amazon is amazing and our shipments both arrived on Wednesday. Unfortunately we both get home from work too late to get to the post office in time to get our package, so we had to wait some more.

Normally my father in law will go check the mail for us once a week since it is such a hassle for us to get there, but thankfully this week he was too busy and didn't make it. Instead, I sent Mr. Devious on Saturday morning.

When he walked in the door with our package of lube, I couldn't stop laughing.

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This is the box of lube that we were sent.

First of all, the size of this box is massive! There is not only 72 packets of lube, there is 12 boxes WITH 72 packets of lube. That is over 900 packets of lube!!!

What the hell does one couple do with that much lube? Where are we supposed to store that much lube? Does lube expire?

Well ... I guess all my friends are getting lube for Christmas!

The second thing is that the box came exactly like that. No outer packaging. This was NOT a discreet shipment in anyway. Thank GOD it was not me who had to go to the post office. I would have dropped dead from embarrassment. Mr. Devious is a lot more calm and cool in situations like that.

I am so glad his parents didn't see it though. How do you explain that much lube? What does the post office think we are doing?

I am still giggling as I write this.

There is SO MUCH lube!!!!!

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  1. Old Comment
    Everill's Avatar
    Paddling pool, lube, pool party.

    OR

    Tarpaulin, hill, slde
    Posted 08-26-2018 at 05:34 PM by Everill Everill is offline
    Updated 08-26-2018 at 05:37 PM by Everill
  2. Old Comment
    amethyst353's Avatar
    As hilarious as this is to read, you should post that picture as a review on amazon. I would be horrified to receive a box like that.
    Posted 08-26-2018 at 05:50 PM by amethyst353 amethyst353 is offline
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    Butterfly's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by marissa353 View Comment
    As hilarious as this is to read, you should post that picture as a review on amazon. I would be horrified to receive a box like that.
    I absolutely will be!
    Posted 08-26-2018 at 06:16 PM by Butterfly Butterfly is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Jaro's Avatar
    What to do with that much lube......
    What to do, what to do.....
    Posted 08-26-2018 at 08:03 PM by Jaro Jaro is offline
  5. Old Comment
    pet monkey's Avatar
    Hmm, I vote for a lube slip 'n' slide, you could probably get up quite a bit of speed!
    Posted 08-26-2018 at 08:08 PM by pet monkey pet monkey is offline
  6. Old Comment
    MarvHarvey's Avatar
    There must be 900 people on GD that you could ----> party's at your house!
    Posted 08-27-2018 at 12:06 AM by MarvHarvey MarvHarvey is offline
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    MichaelAtlas's Avatar
    Imagine if it was a home delivery and they miss you so they just leave it on the front lawn for the neighbors to see ...

    Posted 08-27-2018 at 02:36 AM by MichaelAtlas MichaelAtlas is offline
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    kila's Avatar
    That's an INSANE amount of lube! I'm so tempted to get some now!
    Posted 08-27-2018 at 11:51 PM by kila kila is offline
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    Blue Fox's Avatar
    :-O

    Talk about a great time to sneak onto the PC while the kitty is asleep... This is too hilarious!
    Posted 08-28-2018 at 11:56 AM by Blue Fox Blue Fox is offline
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    CagedHiruzen's Avatar
    Oh my god, that would be hilarious and I bet Mr. D got some funny looks when he went and got the package.
    Posted 08-28-2018 at 12:30 PM by CagedHiruzen CagedHiruzen is offline
 

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