What an awesome book. I'm no fan of the Twilight Saga. I think the whole thing is rather silly, and it will soon fade. But this parody is a stroke of fucking genius!

From character Edwierd Sullen to a comparison of the Cullen (Sullen) family to the Brady Bunch, to the opening line, "Love between a girl and a 100-year old vampire can be a beautiful thing. Don't get me wrong. But it can also go horribly wrong."...

It's back!

:whitetrash:

http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=46133

Are you bored, in California, and looking for fun? Too shy to talk to people other than those on getDare?

Why not help create a getDare satanic sex cult!

• We have creepy rituals!
• Scare your stupid Christian neighbors!
• Meet cool hippy chicks and hippy guys!
• Become instantly interesting!
• Opportunities to wear dark robes late at night!
• Create secret handshakes!
• Make new friends!
• Help found cult secret headquarters!
• Learn about ancient mythology!

Get in on...

Dear valued getDare community member or lurker,

My only joy in life is moderating album pictures. It's the only thing that brings me smiles. Please upload sexy images so that I may live vicariously through them.

Cheers,
Depp Davenport

God, now I am angry.
I follow all the rules here, and I NEVER insult people or try to offend them. Now if you report me, just because I tell you to go to the right chat room, or if I tell you to how to post an ad, please, keep reporting. Only mods will hate you then. LOL! For reporting innocent users.
And DUDE! Get a life!!
And hey! this is MY blog, I can post anything!!
EDIT
Realizing that user, was just in doubt.. -.-
LOL so I don't really have any enemies

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After looking at Tigers blog the other day in which she stated that I reminded her about her getDare anniversary, I looked at the date and realized that I missed mine . I have been on this site for 4 YEARS (HOLY SHIT!) and still some people have no idea who I am (I Know!). So tonight, exactly 4 years and 6 days after I joined getDare.com, you will hear the story of Manbearpig!

I joined getDare.com on June 1st, 2006, one day before I finished my Freshman year of high school under the...

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Sir, my GF Username- (I shouldn't add the user's name? ) has been banned forever..I Luv her,.Pls do something, She will break up wid me, Put my account on bann but pls help me. I know its impossible, but pls transfer the bann to my account cuz I Love her.

Okay that's it.