What an awesome book. I'm no fan of the Twilight Saga. I think the whole thing is rather silly, and it will soon fade. But this parody is a stroke of fucking genius!

From character Edwierd Sullen to a comparison of the Cullen (Sullen) family to the Brady Bunch, to the opening line, "Love between a girl and a 100-year old vampire can be a beautiful thing. Don't get me wrong. But it can also go horribly wrong."...