A short drive later we arrive at our hotel. I’ve already been earlier in the day to make sure our room was set up to be cozy and prepped for all the fun we would have. I send you off to the shower to refresh and remove your plug and cage, with strict instruction to not touch yourself while your cage is off by any means. You leave the door ajar so I can pop in and make sure you’re being a good boy if I need to. It doesn’t take you long to strip and soon you feel the steaming hot water rain over your face,...

I’ve told you that this day would come for almost a year now. A year filled with late night chats and dark fantasies uttered in whispered tones, never a lull in the conversation and never enough hours in the day. A year of trying new things, expanding our likes one kink at a time, learning as much about ourselves as we learnt about each other. A year of preparing for this moment; making me a budget, spending hours together combing the internet for just the right purchases to fulfill my visions. Granting...

TLDR: A monster themed dildo with lots of ridges and a firm protruding spine. It’s also got a very nice curve for the g-spot.

I had to play Goldilocks with this toy. Since I’m bad at measuring things and am way too impulsive, I originally bought a large which was way too big for me clocking in at the size of my arm. I then purchased a small after being in shock of the size of the large, which fit nicely inside me and was good for manually...

TL/DR: An intro toy for e-stim play. It’s more of a probe than a wand IMO, but it made for a fun venture into electro play.

When I received this toy I thought it was broken because I felt no stimulation and was sent a second one with no qualms from Eden Fantasys (excellent customer service). After a lot of tinkering I found that the toy needs two points of contact on the receivers skin - from the tip and the base of the probe.

The controller...

Njoy Pure Wand

TLDR: The nJoy Pure Wand is a solid, stainless steel curved G-spot(or P-spot) wand of about 8 inches. It is double ended with one head about 2/3’s smaller than the other - both efficient at getting the job done IMO . I heard wonders about this toy making you squirt + I was skeptical about it bc I was a non-believer but was amazed at my own body after the first use. It's very heavy, which I think is the key, but it's quiet and easy to clean + pairs perfectly with clit...

Tantus Cush 02 Dual Density

TL/DR: I didn't think I was a fan of dildos until I tried out the the Cush 02 - the think that originally drew me in was the candy pink color.

The only ones I'd owned were an oddly textured stiff flesh colored one and one that was far too big at nearly the size of my forearm so I wasn't sold on them. I set out to find a dildo with good reviews that specifically mentioned texture. I found Tantus, which seems to be a reputable brand, and I was shockingly...

TLDR: Realistic hot pink silicone suction cup dildo. It's got an inexpensive price point, needs no batteries and is an average length and width so it's a good starter dildo.

I originally bought this to use with a harness, but I needed it for a task that required a suction cup dildo so I thought I would try it out myself before using it on someone else. The suction cup stayed very firmly on both my shower wall and Ikea desk and was actually a little...