The Truth about Bears and Butterflies

Recently our bottom loving butterfly posted blogs (here and here to besmirch the good name that us Bears have, trying to justify how those fluttery creatures are better. Well bratterfly here is my response to your blog, the first reason your wrote was:

"Butterflies are colorful and beautiful. Bears are brown. Ewww, who likes the color brown?"
Bears are already awesome enough without the need for bright shouty colours...

Some of you may know that today is my princess' birthday. She turned 4 for the 25th time. Not only is today special because it blessed us with the most beautiful girl in cration, but it is also the first of her birthdays she has spent as mne.

Her proper present is the new WoW expansion (yes it is, no it isn't too expensive, hush child.) But as that won't be playable until around September, I wanted her to have something to mark the actual day. But what?

In our time together...

So my IceMaiden has asked me to write an account of something that happened today. Her reasoning is that I am better at writing, funnier and – in general – just a superior being. I can't fault her logic, and so I decided to acquiesce to her request.

We had decided to play a game of monopoly for forfeits – I suspect she will blog about this game herself in the near future. For some reason, while waiting for the game to load, she decided to try out the new spider gag we recently bought...

Sure random stranger, I will edge for you. I haven't given you any kind of control, but I will follow your instructions and wear a plug to work.

We haven't discussed my likes or limits yet, but that is not needed. The only thing that should matter is your pleasure.

It's ok that we haven't discussed safewords, I will of course push my limits for you. Don't worry about the fact that we know nothing about each other, I trust you enough not to do anything bad with the naked...

Ok, so if you want to make your blog extra special check out the extra options that come up on the left column when you are on the Blog Control Panel page. You can add text and graphics to go above all the posts on your blog, and also add categories for you to put stuff into.

Don't settle for a boring blog, pimp it!

YES there IS going a conspiracy on behind the scene.
YES NewSlave HAS secretly gained Admin-powers.
YES we ARE breeding an army of Strawberry and Chloe-fused creatures that give disease-spreading hugs!

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...


And YES I am Depp!! And I have stolen all your souls!(ever even bothered to read the whole agreement when you signed up?? Didn't, huh? )

I go like for 3 days and basically half of getdare changes their username. Have i missed something?!!!!